[micropet-deactivated20150708]

[hittings]

“I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you.”

Her (2013) dir. Spike Jonze

[sovietmontage]

[weloveshortvideos]

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

[homoamoeba]

[drakefan666-deactivated20140429]

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

[promiseyouwont-deactivated20170]

[molgera-deactivated20220202]

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

[alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia]

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[dirtpalms]

the fuck did I even do

[dirtpalms]

What kind of people do you follow ?

Cool ass people

[dirtpalms]

Hey what's your actual name ?

Miguel

[the1janitor]

modern day liberal commandments:

1. satire is only okay when I agree with it

2. jokes are allowed to made about any groups except the ones I align with

3. right to free expression only applies to things that don’t personally offend me

4. criticizing the ideas of a group is exactly the same as criticizing the members of the group

[dirtpalms]

[jukun]

Im bored

name a country for every letter 

…

Angola

[incredibletree]

Belgium 

[jukun]

Canada

[p3k0-p3k0]

Denmark

[jukun]

Ethiopia 

[ahogeboy]

France

[swordsaint-miximax-deactivated2]

Germany

[cyber-mudcrab-deactivated202010]

Hungary

[crystalcranium]

Italy

[quandumb-entanglement]

JOOOHNNN CENAAAAA

[snarkyhetalian]

Korea

[sylphkan-deactivated20200621]

Lithuania

[karlseer]

Monaco

[trapper-faggot]

Norway

[plsbeyonce]

Oman 

[gnarly]

Perú

[peachifai]

Qatar

[demareth]

Russia

[babayagay]

Samoa

[nearlyaphantom]

Turkey

[whatthehecksasalad]

Uruguay

[prettiesst]

Venezuela

[cellexa-deactivated20180917]

Wales

[straighthater]

Xalapa

[thebestoftumbling]

Yemen

[susiethemoderator]

Zambia