Y/N FNAF AUs

Here I have all my aus for fnaf (mostly the daycare attendants though)

[disasters-yn-aus]

Hey it’s me @disasterousduo

Aus (if it’s scratched out that means that it’s not currently going (you can made it by asking an ask for the au))

And I thought Highschool was a problem! au

Mad and Inlove au

The Arcade in Love au

My Fallen Angel au

The Beginning and the Harvest au

Touch-starved au

You need help! au

Let me worship you au

The moths and the bees au

The Sunshine is dead au

Rules

If you want to interact with one of the aus, go ahead

-You can flirt, be friendly, or really anything, just no NSFW

-I might not get to everyone or post everyone’s asks, pls don’t get upset about that

-When you send an ask, pls also say which au your trying to talk to, same as when your talking to me, (you can when you want to ask me questions or something about the other aus, but you don’t have to)

-I have to make art for most of the asks so pls be patient if you don’t see me answer your ask

-Pls understand I’m the only person running this blog, so things might be slow, pls don’t get mad or upset

-If to many asks are in my inbox, I’ll probably turn it off so I can answer some of the asks, I’ll turn it back on when I answer a decent amount

-Characters might be alittle ooc, remember, these are aus, (I’ll try to make them some as canon as I can)

-You can swear, just pls don’t overuse the curse words (the characters will probably also curse too)

more info

I’ll add more as we go

[letthebloodrunlikeariver-deacti]

If I don’t respond it’s because I’m at a Fall Ball event, and I won’t be back till some time around 1

[disasters-yn-aus]

Incorrect Quotes

*Sunflower and Y/N sitting in jail together* Y/N: So who should we call? Sunflower: I’d call Actias, but I feel safer in jail

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Y/N: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Necromancer!Actias: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Sunny isn’t

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Sunflower: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.  Y/N: You people already know too much about me.  Actias: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Assassin!Y/N: If you had to choose between Sunflower and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?  N!Actias: That depends, how much money are we taking about?  Ghost!Sunflower: Y/N!  Y/N: 63 cents.  N!Actias: I'll take the money.  Ghost!Sunflower: ACTIAS!!!

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G!Sunflower: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited  N!Actias: If?  A!Y/N: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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The squad is trying to con some random guy Sunflower: Um, Actias, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Actias: We need money! Sunflower: You're scamming him? Actias: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Sunflower: What?! No way! Actias: Why not? We already stole Y/N! Y/N: Hey guys Sunflower: No, we didn't. Y/N can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want! Y/N: I wanna steal

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Sunflower: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Actias: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Y/N: Smad.

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Actias, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Y/N, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Sunflower: what the fuck are you guys doing? Actias: playing systemic oppression

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Sunflower: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Actias: How am I supposed to know? Y/N: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Actias: *sighs* Actias: You wouldn't be trapped.

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G!Sunflower: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?  A!Y/N: The car takes a screenshot.  N!Actias: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Store Worker: Would a Mx. Actias please come to the front desk? N!Actias, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Sunflower and Y/N Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? G!Sunflower and A!Y/N, simultaneously: We got lost :( N!Actias: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Sunflower: Actias, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Actias: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Sunflower: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Y/N.

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Y/N: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Actias?  Actias: … No.  Sunflower: I do!  Y/N: I know, Sunflower.  Sunflower: I’m sad!  Y/N: I know, Sunflower.

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Sunflower: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Actias: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Sunflower: Yes! Y/N: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Sunflower, texting Actias: Actias! Help I’m being kidnapped Y/N: Where are you? Sunflower: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Actias: I’ll call Y/N. Y/N, answering their cell: Y’ello? Actias: Where’s Sunflower? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Y/N: Sunflower? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Y/N: Y/N: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Y/N: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Sunflower: WHO ARE YOU?!

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G!Sunflower: Are you sure this is the right direction? N!Actias: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! A!Y/N: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Sunflower: Actias and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us  Y/N: *Sighing* What did Actias do?  Sunflower: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...  Actias: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Sunflower: WHY. why did you give Y/N a KNIFE?! Actias: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Sunflower: Now I feel unsafe! Actias: I’m sorry. Actias: ... would you like a knife?

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Sunflower: Fuck. Actias: We've got to work on your cursing. Sunflower: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Titan: So are we flirting right now? Sunflower: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU Titan: That doesn’t answer my question

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Actias: What are your goals? Sunflower: To pet all the dogs. Actias: No, fitness goals. Sunflower: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Sunflower, pointing: May I sit there?  Actias: That's my lap  Sunflower: That doesn't answer my question, Actias.

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Sunflower, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day! Actias: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar, Actias: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?! Sunflower, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS Actias: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?! Actias: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND Sunflower, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Actias: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Sunflower: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Actias: Absolutely not.

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Actias: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Sunflower’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Actias: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Sunflower: Killed without hesitation. Actias: No.

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Sunflower: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Actias: Okay. Sunflower: And make out during the scary parts. Actias: Th- Actias: The scary parts. Actias: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Sunflower: I'm incredibly fast at math. Actias: Alright, what's 30x17? Sunflower: 47 Actias: That's not even close. Sunflower: But it was fast.

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Titan: This is such a bad idea. Actias: Then why are you coming along? Titan: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Tiran: You're right. Actias: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Sunflower: So that’s my plan. Actias: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Sunflower: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Actias: It fucking sucks. Sunflower: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Sunflower: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Actias: You would eat yourself? Sunflower: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Sunflower: Okay, help me please! Actias: Got two words for you. Sunflower: I bet they won't be helpful. Actias: Your problem. Sunflower: I was right

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N!Actias: I was thinking I'd do some magic- Runaway!Titan: You? Magic? Actias, it says talent show.

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Titan: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives  Sunflower: I wake up at 4:30 AM  Titan:  Titan: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Sunflower: I turned out perfectly fine! Actias: Sunflower, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast Sunflower: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Sunflower: God, give me patience.  Titan: I think you mean 'give me strength'.  Sunflower: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Sunflower: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.  Actias: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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N!Actias: You kill people for money?! A!Y/N: I can explain! N!Actias: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Sunflower: Leo, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Leo: Well of course I have. Leo: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Leo: It's boring.

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Actias, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Sunflower, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Sunflower: You love me, right, Actias? Actias: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Sunflower: Is something burning? Actias: Just my love for you. Sunflower: Actias, the toaster is on fire.

[letthebloodrunlikeariver-deacti]

I accidentally showed you Moth Moon, so now take Bee Sun

Based off of this

[h4te]

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

[disasters-yn-aus]

Was bored so I made playlists

[disasters-yn-aus]

I made an au in an au- where instead of being banished, Leo executes Sunflower. Moon accidentally summons her, and now he’s stuck with his ghost. More lore later if people are interested in this.

[disasters-yn-aus]

More Lore for The Moths and the Bees

Lore ramble under

All the bees names either had sun in them or were named after a constellation. So the Queen (Sun’s mom) was Queen Libra, the King (who Queen Libra killed) was King Sunray, and the boy Sunflower married was Leo. Sunflower had mommy issues, she hated him her, and wished she had a whole bunch of girls instead of him her. Also the queen bees kids (the girls) would fight and kill each other so that they could be queen. Queen Libra is the youngest of her siblings, but since she outlasted them, she became the queen. For queen bees, they usually start queen school at age 15 and become queen at 20, but since Sunflower is the only heir, he she had to start early. So age 5 he she was in two different schools (the queen and the normal schools). Also since queens can only be girls, he she had to be forced to be a girl. Which caused some problems. Since the bed are basically like the old days- except the girls do most of the work getting the pollen while the boys take care of the hive, and the science is more advanced- they weren’t allowed to marry the same gender, but since Sunflower was a boy who everyone things is a girl, he she had to marry a boy, which he she’s happy for since he’s she’s already in love with a boy. He She told Leo everything (this was before they got married) and after marriage, he used all the information against him her, revealed that he never loved him her and was already married to another woman, then exiled Sunflower from the hive.

Sunflower then discarded his name, and became Sunny/Sun, trying to forget and lose everything that reminds him of the hive he hated.

Moon has a brother Titan who his parents wanted him to be more like. The moth villages are way better than the bee hives, though if you went against their religion, you were banished till you accepted their religion. When Moon was banished, he was allowed to take his things with him, but he took nothing since it reminded him of his village, except Mr. Teddy, who he did take with him.

Moths live up to 1000 thanks to the immortal spell (don’t actually make you immortal), but bees only live till 100 since they do science instead of magic. Moon knows the immortal spell and lvl 1 fireball, since you learn some magic in moth school. And Sun knows science since that’s what they taught in bee school. When they found each other, Sun teaches Moon science and Moon teaches Sun magic, though they both have to learn some of the rest of the things that the other wasn’t able to teach them on their own.

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[starlightsams]

please don’t use this ❤️❤️❤️ as someone who may be trans masc, this is just pure evil..

[disasters-yn-aus]

Your insect AU looks neat! I want more :D.

thx you, I’ll try to make more art of them, and art of people who interact with them. If enough people are interested in it (or one of my other AUs) I might make it into a comic/fanfic, idk it’s a maybe. Oh! I forgot, if people have any art requests for any of my AUs then they can ask and I’ll try to make it.

[disasters-yn-aus]

incest lore plssssssss 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

😈

Sunflower- He was the only child of the Queen, so he was forced to be the queen bee. At age 5 he had to go to normal school and learn to be a queen, but it was hard to do so when people were making fun of his different colored eyes (one was orangish yellowish, other was a blue) and being forced to be a girl, since only girls could be queens. He ended up getting married, and his partner exiled him from the Hive to that he could be the Queen and when he learned that Sun was learning magic.

Moon- While the bees only used science, the moths loved magic. Except Moon, he loved science and was also kinda childish. He didn’t believe in the moon goddess, and always got in trouble when he talked bad about the goddess or tried to use science to help out. So when he ended up saying something super offensive at the age 6, he was banned from the village, only able to come back if he gave up his scientific ways. Which he never did.

[disasters-yn-aus]

how big are the insect boys?

Moon is 4’3 and Sun is 4

they small bois

[letthebloodrunlikeariver-deacti]

Au where Sun and Moon are insects, Sun a queen bee and Moon a luna/moon moth. I’ll make Sun’s reference tomorrow, and make a full references at some point. I’ll also add Moon’s teddy he has.

Based off of this moth

[disasters-yn-aus]

I wanna see how eclipse looks… he looks kinda hot… 👀

arcade in love au

(If you can’t read it, it says- Well, thanks darling~)

What I based his outfit on

[disasters-yn-aus]

pls wrap me up in a fluffy blanket pls (touch-starved au)

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[chilewithcarnage]

[chaotic-hypnotic-erotic]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[rubinaito-inactive]

GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY