I'm Going Over The Stars.

Welcome to nothing special

[angels-twice-descending]

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

[monstermemories]

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

[a-fandom-trashdump]

Ow

[star-spangled-jackass]

Wow

[useyernamesteven]

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[crystallinesky]

And in that moment Bubbles became 200x more badass than ever.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anxietyproblem]

Let me iiiiiin!

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

[sqooops]

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

[scoundrelnurlife]

op did you breathe typing this because I didn’t while reading it

[nessa007]

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!

[darning-socks]

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[milkmaidmilf]

why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

[brokenwingsandblackeyedthings]

Yes they are in every classroom in America

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

Is that sarcasm

[professionalweenie]

no.

[filmsgamesandowlsohmy-blog]

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

[tracyalexander-deactivated20201]

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

[sam-keeper]

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.

[datasoong47]

And Americans not realizing how weird our country is

[africanaquarian]

if you’re not vaccinated you should NOT be allowed to travel. period.

[africanaquarian]

it doesn’t make sense people are reintroducing countries to illnesses they haven’t experienced in years just because some affluent soccer moms think their stupid ass kid is gonna be the next einstein bc he’s never gotten a measles shot

[cosmicmomma]

Fuck you, my medical status is NONE of your business. This is the equivalent of demanding all women be on birth control before they start dating. Mind your own business and wash your fucking hands. Super simple 👌

[christel-thoughts]

girl, did you say “wash your hands” about the fucking MEASLES???

[thisperspective]

Some people have no idea what it’s like to have your child die of a disease that should have been eradicated YEARS AGO and it fucking SHOWS.

[shikuuz-deactivated20200407]

he angery

[anotherdragonsfan]

[doxxthesetits]

How could u guys forget….

[kyleehenke]

its the simple things in life

[moistyaoi]

“this vine doesnt look very funny but why does it have notes” *clicks the audio on* I was wrong

[homicidalhoneybear]

If scorbunny doesnt evolve to be King Kazma from Summer Wars I am boycotting nintendo

[hyenafu]

King Scorbunny!

[disco-jelly]

Basically

[devildaisies]

hes so charming………i want to give him cereal

[mysillycomics]

[dunesand]

monky and friends

[oikws]

sobble’s hands are perfect for holding :”)

[matress-actress]