Wizard College Dropout

Come to me for all your magical questions and needs! I promise I am both qualified and licensed. Don't sue me I can't afford a lawyer

[aftertherockshow]

pop punk musicians + text posts 15/ထ

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

@evilwizard hey look you're on tumblr. Wait i mean youre post is on tumb-

Ygwim

[discount-druid-offical]

LIES

FALSEHOODS AND SLANDER

HOW DARE

I CAST

MASS INSTANT BRAZILIAN WAX!!

[killer-offical]

i love yellow so much I'm gonna put a curse on everyone whose favourite color isn't yellow

[discount-druid-offical]

Counterspell: MOSS IN YOUR EARS

[discount-druid-offical]

have ye perhaps considered asking me for magic advice

i promise i won't fill your bathtub with tiny armadillos this time...

[discount-druid-offical]

Hello hi uhm how do I cast a curse on Isagoras. Or anyone, really. Please

- @kleisthenes-offical

basically you think of the most messed up thing you can, either pre-made or a brand new one of your making, and channel your energy into that while glaring ominously at them. I'm a fan of Spiders in the Navel.

[kleisthenes-offical]

Hm. Thanks for the advice, this will come in handy!

I'm so glad i have a tarantula

[discount-druid-offical]

Of course, glad I could be of assistance!

*(coughyoucanpaymecoughwhatwhosaidthatcoughcoughcough)*

[kleisthenes-offical]

Oh, sure thing. Here's your 200$.

[discount-druid-offical]

Thank you very much!

*(dives into the bushes)*

[discount-druid-offical]

Hello hi uhm how do I cast a curse on Isagoras. Or anyone, really. Please

- @kleisthenes-offical

basically you think of the most messed up thing you can, either pre-made or a brand new one of your making, and channel your energy into that while glaring ominously at them. I'm a fan of Spiders in the Navel.

[kleisthenes-offical]

Hm. Thanks for the advice, this will come in handy!

I'm so glad i have a tarantula

[discount-druid-offical]

Of course, glad I could be of assistance!

*(coughyoucanpaymecoughwhatwhosaidthatcoughcoughcough)*

[discount-druid-offical]

Hello hi uhm how do I cast a curse on Isagoras. Or anyone, really. Please

- @kleisthenes-offical

basically you think of the most messed up thing you can, either pre-made or a brand new one of your making, and channel your energy into that while glaring ominously at them. I'm a fan of Spiders in the Navel.

[discount-druid-offical]

I'm gonna sue you

Not because I have anything to sue you for, but because I know it'll go to court and you won't be able to afford a lawyer

Happy Halloween :)

How dare you.

I CAST 10000 CENTIPEDES IN YOUR PILLOW

[discount-druid-offical]

I have been struck by a Dark and Evil Magic (headache), likely caused by an overconsumption of Elixirs (coffee) and Staring into the Magic Mirror for Too Long (doing homework on the laptop). I have not learned my lesson.

[discount-druid-offical]

A free spell for you!

"Randalf the Blasphemer's Instantaneous Peanut Butter Bomb"

Spell description: If you weren't allergic before, you certainly are now.

[discount-druid-offical]

Heyyyy sibling canst thou join me in my takeover against salamander official?

@the-fuckin-wizard-official

ehhhhhh mayhaps I shall.... Have ye any spare coin? I must procure a loaf of bread.

For the birds.

Obviously not for myself. Of course.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

ofc but birds cant have bread tho it makes their tummy explode

[discount-druid-offical]

W-well, I'm obviously going to feed the bread to some worms, then I'll feed the worms to the birds.

Yeah.

Definitely.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

OK take it🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

[discount-druid-offical]

thank u

*dives into the bushes*

[discount-druid-offical]

Heyyyy sibling canst thou join me in my takeover against salamander official?

@the-fuckin-wizard-official

ehhhhhh mayhaps I shall.... Have ye any spare coin? I must procure a loaf of bread.

For the birds.

Obviously not for myself. Of course.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

ofc but birds cant have bread tho it makes their tummy explode

[discount-druid-offical]

Heyyyy sibling canst thou join me in my takeover against salamander official?

@the-fuckin-wizard-official

ehhhhhh mayhaps I shall.... Have ye any spare coin? I must procure a loaf of bread.

For the birds.

Obviously not for myself. Of course.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

ofc but birds cant have bread tho it makes their tummy explode

[discount-druid-offical]

W-well, I'm obviously going to feed the bread to some worms, then I'll feed the worms to the birds.

Yeah.

Definitely.

[mintykin]

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

[kya-kawaii]

☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆

[ijustlikegayporntoomuch]

Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!

[mintykin]

Just gonna say this again.

DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.

[girl-in-the-tardis]

# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!

[dicethecrackwhore]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS! IF YOU CAN, MAKE SURE TO REPORT THE USERS IN THE PICS ABOVE

[bloodthirstypigeon]

Reblogging bcs I know some of my mutuals are minors - stay safe you guys! 💙

(Tagging as WordGirl to make sure the minors in our fandom see this and are aware!)

[melodythebunny]

😨😰

Yeesh no wonder why my parents don’t really want me on the internet…bc creeps like these

[angrytreemartensmain]

Keep rebloging this whenever you see it!

[kwawiichan64]

[fuxksurasx]

yes sonic. beat them.

[t-bird510]

Reblog this please!

[stanlypines]

Y'all I’m not even rping anymore, I’m just reblogging this to all my actual blogs

[m00nbunny1]

Boosting this up! Stay safe everyone :)

[lake-gender-fluid]

FINALLY this post came back onto my feed bc Now i can reblog it without worrying about losing it again. i don’t know how many of my followers are minors but i hope to gods they stay safe in here.

‼️SHARE/REBLOG THIS POST EVERYWHERE YOU CAN AS FAR AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. KEEP PEOPLE SAFE. ALSO IF U SEE ANY OF THE BLOGS LISTED ABOVE IN UR DMS DO NOT INTERACT. JUST BLOCK & REPORT. SHARE TO UR FRENS/MUTUALS/PPL U KNOW WHO USE TUMBLR AND KEEP THEM SAFE.‼️

[multifand0m-w3ird0]

//this goes for these blogs too: @entity-h31pm3 @totallynotofficialutahimeiori @totallynotofficialmegumi @totallynotofficialnobarakugisaki @totallynotofficialanya @totallynotofficialsungjinha @totallynotofficialmitsuri @totallynotofficialgiyuyomioka @totallynotofficialhange @totallynotofficialremlin @totallynotofficialzooble @totallynotofficialmuichiro

please reblog this moots!! @jalapenojelly @kandighoul @insanebestiee @osi-inn @insaniaeshocks @under0-0s @petercanparkacar @notmsmarvell @officialmakingthechimichangas @tony-stark-official @moon-x0 @m0n5t3r-3n3rg7 @crashingout2point0 @over-usedlittlespoon @mutlifandomfreak @avastarr-official @officalpotato @proud-owner-0f-americas-ass @itzzkaylaaa @official-natasha-barnes @beneathleaf @1kazul @vanilly-jr @queerjarreadyforwar @mars-paws @talankii @cokrouch @archiethepuppyboy @depressedquetzal @annmaximoff18 @ithinkthatsajellyfish @ennarchy @semihasarrived @sh0kos-fav-doll @hoplessstar @kugisakinobaradesu @choso-onii-chan @ketamollykaine @mollymcmuffin @lmthesama @nyanyafetti @silverfan77 @talktotoru @tojiistyping + anyone else who sees this! Even if you’re an RP blog, reblog this, it’s good to get this out there

[petercanparkacar]

Peter lowkey has been slowly subdued by the author,but they both agree on this one

@journal-of-janus @demigoddumbass @genuine-tea-addict @hurtspideyparker @cassandraofcain

[genuine-tea-addict]

@journal-of-janus @ashishere0w0 @no-one-offical @childofelite @thetendolla @purple-dinosaur27 @w1tchang3l @thatonecoveyin12 @bisexualfroppy @itsa-thing

[forevr-emo-deactivated20260505]

what the fuck there’s so many omgs please be safe everyone wth

@journal-of-janus @thatonecoveyin12 @puppet-string @lordeforeverblog @acebelongs @ayane-chan-loves-water @jello-the-frog @clownies-coffee-addiction

[beansandsausages32]

PLZ STAY SAFE D:>

@gabenugget1141-official @no-one-offical @sauteed-skull @askthesonnellin0s

[askthesonnellin0s]

STAY SAFE, Y'ALL. PLS

@jaedyn-here @oz4rtful @sleepy-k0i @queerchildwhoistrappped @examination-askblog @rexdoorr @therealm4chance @yuuuraaa @your-local-pizza-guy @official-sebastian-solace @forsaken-spectre @gecko-the-thread @gracies-yippees @hoodedgremlin @joeliciouss @knucklesquared @klunk-is-my-husband @ladydimitrescu-rp @zipp-iee @xuziiiiixd @chloesimaginationthings @betrayedspawn @nylesfuckingdies @merciful-soup @muckmagister

[thingonthenet]

REBLOG THIS EVERYBODY WHO SEES TS

[knightbell]

@hansel-the-idiot

@p4rtyp00b3rr

@th3-b33h1v3

@echoinginthevastscosmos

@max-wanna-die

@varian-the-alchemy-boi

@thejarcollector

@avhira

@patrik60900

@err0r-404notfoundd

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@lizzys-protacal-station2025

@frogs142

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@static-errorcode

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@splatghettios

@rott3nvixy

@roysummm

@thewhimsypufff

@maleanglerfish

@unnamedalienz

@aeon98

@assworms

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@la-parpa

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@locothewolf

@cloveriz

@ollieoleander

@shardthefuckingwhajje

@undead-crackhead

[knightbell]

@hitbyabusagain

@chronicallyonlinebitch

@axilotlbucket

@tck-400

@heartstrings14

@m-p-lebrush

@the-cosmic-carnival

@that-weird-bee

@wannablegendary

@strangelycasualhorror

@monitorbread

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@rascalshark

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@nkv1ta

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@d3w-dr0p5s

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@punky-beaver-offical

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@w00den-h3ad

@thalassophobia-incredibox

@justt-jayy

@themooninyourdreams

whenever I look one of them up there’s no results,

hopefully that means they all fucked off but I’m not quick to assume we live in a utopia

[strangelycasualhorror]

@str1ngsss @pastel-goth-moth @sevindrgon @luthold @mygfturnedintothelawofcycle @pastelchaos242 @kay27-iread @international-electromatics @spooky-possum @butyouremyleakingbloodbag @the-rambling-robot @i-can-stop-playing-cookie-run @artock395 @j4zm1ne-n0t-j4zm1ne @six-raccoons @realbakedtoast @raspberry-merbutlers @wannablegendary @erkescapism @iwenttovenussowheresmypenis @theroaringwolfita @pryncepyke @chekhovs-chairshot @ihavenoconsistentinterests @nexomononeenjoyer @cookiesrunthiskingdom @pussymuncher7 @mushroom-studios @radicalfantasydwarfs @littlefairy-3 @cutiephoebi @theoldtentacledgods @rainen @dont-call-it-a-party @frostfae-thesoulcrow @kittysnail-sadweasel @mischievous-astronomer block them IMMEDEITELY!!!

[confused-cookie-blog]

BRO, WTF? BLOCKING IMMEDIATELY!

@fanta-offical @pepsi-offical @root-beer-offical @cupid-official @satan-offical @root-beer-offical-hater-offical @dr-pepper-corp-offical @dr-pepper-offical @drpebberlover @cherry-coke-offical @starry-soda-offical @sprite-offical @baja-blast-offical @i-only-fuck-10s @alastortheradiolover @voxtek-sharks @voxteksharks @king-of-the-underworld-13 @kingofkaumidy3 @lame-guy-offical @cool-guy-offical @unshipper-offical @usa-offical @house-offical @czechia-offical @ireland-offical @iron-offical @period-offical @gaslamp-offical @gaslight-offical @evilpineapple-offical @villain-official @obsesseddemonlord-offical @villain-offical @sphere-official @orb-offical @mum-offical @penny-offical @persephone-offical @everyone-offical @eve-official @eve-offical @shipping-officals-offical @queer-offical @gay-news-offical @ozzgin @cylunny @deadpool-offical @perfection-official @death-offical

[sacabambaspis-offical]

STAY AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE, GUYS!

@ign1ster @ash-cherryblossom @unliterary-nonsense @just-a-casual-larker @ieatmacbooks @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool @dying-pen-offical @7-eleven-offical @aciddbandyeentrio @angel-eclipse3 @walmart-job-certificate-offical

[argon-offical]

thes

[discount-druid-offical]

I CAST MASS INSTANT VASECTOMY

[discount-druid-offical]

A DRUID! How lovely, how positively wonderful! I am a mage, and a rather mad one at that! I am called Clover, but some simply call me mad mage! I make it my priority to make acquaintance with any entity of magical capabilities. Good day to you!

@mad-mage-offical

And good day to you as well! Or night. Or evening.

Good unspecified time to you!

[discount-druid-offical]

Heyyyy sibling canst thou join me in my takeover against salamander official?

@the-fuckin-wizard-official

ehhhhhh mayhaps I shall.... Have ye any spare coin? I must procure a loaf of bread.

For the birds.

Obviously not for myself. Of course.

[discount-druid-offical]

HELLO PERSONS, CRITTERS, AND ENTITIES

I'm your newest consultant for all thing magical, natural, or weird!

Need a spell?

A remedy?

Someone to support your alibi?

Come to me! I'll probably be helpful. Maybe.