you heard it here first

[galway-bae]

melanie king wip while I try desperately to distract myself from the implications of the most recent episode

[discreet420memes]

Anyway follow me @crayonfaceless I post less and I'm still funny and I'm kind of less of a dumbass than I was five years ago.

[prokopetz]

A female dragonborn paladin with the noble background is the ultimate switch: she can be the knight, the princess or the dragon, as circumstances require.

[discreet420memes]

Yeah my dash only shows stuff for my new blog but on the make new post page it's all my old shit. It's like I'm logged onto different accounts on different parts of the site. Awesome.

[discreet420memes]

How am I. Posting things to my old blog. That I'm definitely not logged into?

[gif87a-com]

[bunnyfood]

That’s one way to play with a tennis ball…i guess

[nowhites]

lmaooooo what the fuck!!

[kidl3jin]

dog is like “i’ve been doing it wrong my whole life”

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The dash is feeling Tennant-y tonight, I see.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

that ussr propaganda poster that’s just a guy floating in space with the caption “there is no god” is so funny

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[niurefine-deactivated20220805]

best/worst biden quote from the debate tonight: "we should have smart guns. no gun should be sold unless your biometric measure can pull that trigger" literally what

[thewordywarlock]

BIDEN 2020: “I WILL MAKE JUDGE DREDD A REALITY”

[discreet420memes]

The cat is slowly clearing my balcony of plant debris by rolling around in it, then bringing it inside and scattering it on my rug where it'll eventually get into my vacuum and then /mostly/ into the garbage. Thanks cat.

[mainflopgirl]

good morning happy spider-man into the spiderverse is officially on netflix day!

[mainflopgirl]

good afternoon happy spider-man into the spiderverse is officially on netflix day!

[lspritearts]

I finally got around to playing Night in the Woods and whipped something up really fast…

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[portmanteaurian]

Good morning i can’t stop thinking about this instagram post britney spears made yesterday

[drawingden]

footwear #1 by AngelKite

Support the artist and buy them a coffee!

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

Straight man writing a song about love: oh…. I . love uh.. Your eyes…. And uh… My bed is so empty without you… Yeah… Uh… Please come back

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

Oh. I miss the. … Smell of your breasts *guitar solo*

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]