Disloyal Order Of Optimism

how did we get here?

[dailyshowbiz]

KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (2017) - dir. Matthew Vaughn

[princeheathen]

okay i uh. have not seen kingsman and i have not seen rocketman and i really was waiting for the caption to say rocketman 

[jacindaelena]

abandoned places by jeroentaal

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[disneyadaptations]

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

[micromys]

One of my favorite things about this scene was that by this point, these three animal actors were so fond of each other that the trainers really didn’t have to do much work to make them go to each other like this. They were really that happy to see each other! 

[hearthawk]

That made this so much better!

[bulbiedorf]

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

[bulbiedorf]

Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.

[bulbiedorf]

[bulbiedorf]

[bulbiedorf]

[bulbiedorf]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.

[queensparklekitten]

hold on i’m gonna add on to this

[queensparklekitten]

[fatherharlot]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[aegisblaze]

[deceased-ufo]

[shinypenguinpizza]

I fucking love this post

[thnks4thstrdst]

@asthesunwentdown @joeymarahart

[purplexiasphinx]

wait @trenchcoatmimic this…. this is a good post

[bardic10devil]

@purplexiasphinx don't👏put👏oncler 👏 on👏dash

[maybeanoldblog]

The Onceler has a phat enough ass to create anything.

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

I’m in hell

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

frickin love this app where the fuck else do I get this shit

[virgilious-chaos-fam1569]

Mum, lookit this!!! 

@unlawful-lawyers-chaos 

[antifainternational]

[kiragecko]

[Tweet thread by TerpTheatre, @TerpTheatre, saying,

“Event Organizer: We’re sorry, there won’t be interpreters at the event where you are presenting about Deaf things, sign language, and interpreting.

Me: No problem, I’ll present in ASL without interpretation. Hearing people will have to get by.

EO: Ummm ...

I presented for 25 minutes, and opened with a couple of slides in written English that explained the situation. Told them to stay, so that they could “learn a lesson they didn’t come here for.” They all did.

End ID.]

[alivehouse]

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

[alivehouse]

artistic rendition

[ceekari]

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T

humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need

circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point

tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y

spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

[catgirltoes]

New alphabet dropped!

[ceekari]

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

[modmad]

recursive

[arkaine-spell]

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

find an .otf of the font here

[idlnmclean]

This is how new alphabets get invented.

[weavemama]

trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

[onesinglethread-ofgold]

ELLIOT! PAGE!

[guerrillatech]

[halles-comet]

every successive line in this scene knocks the wind out of you anew

[notkatniss]

remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream

[notkatniss]

he looks like he just accidentally teleported there 

[mysticalalleycat]

Y'all Elle interviewed him about this beforehand and it’s the best thing I’ve read.

What a legend

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[fannish-snailien-deactivated202]

(x) via oxbowreality

[seabastian-james-blog]

Tips for boys on their period

Don’t put a pad on boxers! It doesn’t work and makes a mess

To feel more masculine wear boxers over your //pad holding underwear//

Don’t beat yourself up, you are totally rad and cool, you’re body is doing something, but that’s okay, it’s not your fault and it doesn’t make you less valid!

If your cheast starts to hurt, don’t bind, some guys get tender breast tissue when it’s that time of the month, listen to your body, don’t push yourself!

Treat yourself to some chocolate!

Tea!!! It’s so good!!!! And green tea can help with cramps!

Advil! I use it when my cramps get bad, sometimes I get headaches and it helps with that too! Don’t take more than six though!

Go under warm blankets with nothing but your underwear on, preferably soft blankets, it makes me feel like I’m in a soft cacoon

Oversized sweatshirts! Always good! Especially for dysphoria!

Wear comfy cloths, always good to feel good

Eat warm soup, feels nice in the tum tum

Don’t eat super greasy foods, it can make your skin break you even more! And there are already so many hormones making your skin do crazy thing you don’t want it to get worse! Also it can make cramps worse

Most of all listen to your body, don’t push yourself, and try to forgive it, it’s confused and doesn’t know that it shouldn’t be doing what it’s doing

[trust-in-me-siouxsie-deactivate]

For my trans masc followers :)

[roll1uptwice]

Dope

[accras]

Love it!!

[tiktoks-we-like]

[samitch]

[memewhore]

[picadreams]

You guys, this is romance author and all-round good egg Alisha Rai. Go read her books, they’re diverse and amazing!

[ultimatebottom69]

So I am reblogging again because I wanted to give this woman some credit. I am physically restraining myself to laugh.

[buurenaar]

i ShOuLd Go DoWn To GeOrGiA

[shrikethegremlin]

I genuinely laughed out loud. Gotta admit, they had me in the first half. ….the devil went down to Georgia

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

btw this isn’t the extent of the horrors white supremacists will enact. the real horrors will start as they return to their communities with the high of having broken into the fucking capitol with guns and bombs and having been protected by the police and the president. the real horrors will be enacted on poc and Black ppl specifically now that white supremacists know they can do whatever the fuck they want with guaranteed protection, they will not be enacted on congressmen. it’s not your politicians you have to worry about. pelosi will be just fine.

[espressouls]

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

Her name is Berlinda Nibo. She was walking home when the mob started yelling insults, threats and calling her the n-word. When she responded to them, “they pushed her around, smacked her, snatched her wig from her head, and at one point, pepper-sprayed her, she said. Nibo said she believes the crowd would have tried to kill her had it not been for a man who stepped in to shield her before she was carried away.”

This is a hate crime. The man in the photo was not helping her, he yelled at her and assaulted her with the rest of the fascists. She was almost murdered by those. sick freaks. They all deserve to be hung.

Her gofundme, as of Jan 9th, has $70k/$100k.

Support for Chizam Berlinda (attacked in LA), organized by M Loyola

https://t.co/IF0WVscYP7  This is a hate crime. We saw what she went through. Th… M Loyola needs your support for Support for Chizam Berlind