SDN Audience Research Department

Send your questions, both silly and serious, for the public to answer. [please read the pinned post]

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I’m here to listen to the Dispatch fandom. Send in your asks, and I’ll address them in the most democratic way possible: through polls.

The ask box/dm is also open for suggestions, compliments, complaints, feedback, and general comments. I only ask that you remain respectful and courteous.

Highly recommended information for a healthy interaction under the cut:

ᯓ I’m 18+ and I’m okay with receiving NSFW asks. That said, please keep in mind that some posts or asks may be NSFW from time to time. I’ll do my best to clearly tag and signal any NSFW content whenever possible.

ᯓ English is not my first language, so some things might slip through or minor mistakes may happen unintentionally.

ᯓ If you want to address me directly at any point, I go by she/her pronouns.

ᯓ I’m also okay with receiving questions directed specifically at me. However, just like with asks meant for general polls, I reserve the right to choose not to answer if I’m not comfortable.

ᯓ To keep your question as accurate as possible, you’re welcome to specify exactly which options you want included in the poll, as well as how long it should stay open for voting (1 day, 3 days, or 1 week).

ᯓ At the moment, I’m working on a masterlist with the tags and recurring themes of the polls, as well as specific tags for poll results (TBC).

ᯓ I know this can be a bit annoying, but please keep in mind that following the blog or the #dispatch-polls tag makes it easier for you to see the “smaller” polls — usually the ones with fewer votes, since they’re posts where I don’t tag character names (like this one, which honestly deserved more votes haha).

Thanks so much for your attention and for being part of the fandom 💙

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Robert's mom has never been mentioned, or even implied to exist. What happened to her??

She's still alive somewhere

She was a surrogate

Maternal mortality

Moved on after divorcing Robert II

Passed away due to other complication when Robert was too young to remember

She doesn't exist, Robert was a baby born from magical circumstances

There's no other parent, Robert II is the one who gave birth

Shroud is actually the other parent

Something else??

What happened to Robert Robertson III’s mom?

She's still alive somewhere

She was a surrogate

Maternal mortality

Moved on after divorcing Robert II

Passed away due to other complication when Robert was too young to remember

She doesn't exist, Robert was a baby born from magical circumstances

There's no other parent, Robert II is the one who gave birth

Shroud is actually the other parent

Something else??

Voting ended onJan 9

Poll duration: 3 days. We thank you for your question.

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IDK if it’s been asked before but- Which stat did you build the most with Waterboy? Charisma, intelligence, combat, vigor, agility, or did you keep him as a jack of all trades? One week poll, please! thank you!

Which stat did you build the most with Waterboy?

Charisma

Intellect

Combat

Vigor

Mobility

Balanced / Jack of all trades

Didn’t play the game

Voting ended onJan 13

Poll duration: 1 week. We thank you for your question.

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Which Dispatch character would get reported to HR the most?

Which Dispatch character would get reported to HR the most?

Coupé

Flambae

Invisigal

Malevola

Prism

Punch Up

Sonar

Probably someone else you cut from the options and shouldn’t have 💀

Voting ended onJan 9

Poll duration: 3 days. We thank you for your question.

mod note: ok so since i wasn’t given any options, i decided to narrow the list down to these characters. i removed the ones i figured would get picked the least, but lmk if you think i should’ve kept them. (to whoever sent the ask: sorry if you wanted me to include everyone — next time you can send the options you want and i’ll keep them, ok?)

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Your life is in danger. Right now! Who’s the best option to save you?

Blonde Blazer

Coupé

Flambae

Golem

Invisigal

Malevola

Phenomaman

Prism

Punch Up

Sonar

Waterboy

No need to be saved (lame answer, boo)

Voting ended onJan 6

Poll’s only up for 24h, so vote while you can!

mod note: I’d love to read the explanations too. I’d probably pick Sonar or Coupé ‘cause I’m in a high place, but idk… I don’t actually think I’m in danger at all

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Pick your fave episode ending.

Ep1: Blazer leaving Robert at the billboard + him watching her interview w/ Beef

Ep2: Phenomaman showing up to take Blazer to sushi in Tokyo(and inviting Robert)

Ep3: Cutting Sonar/Coupé + Visi grateful for staying on the team

Ep4: Dinner w/ Blazer OR Movie w/ Invisigal

Ep5: Post-fight taco place (w/the reveal or not)

Ep6: Chase back as Track Star, going to save Visi

Ep7: Blazer rescuing Robert from the Red Ring + them at the billboard again

Ep8: Z-Team lifting Robert up while Mr. Whiskey takes pics

Voting ended onJan 8

Poll duration: 3 days.

mod note: It’s kinda hard to sum up Ep8’s ending bc it really depends on player choice (like whether Sonar or Coupé come back, if Visi takes Shroud’s place or not, etc). honestly I don’t think I’ve even seen all the possible endings yet, so yeah, confusing 😅

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Pick your fave episode opening.

Ep 1: Robert lying on the floor talking to Toxic

Ep 2: Phenomaman commercial + Robert meeting Waterboy

Ep 3: Robert & Royd taking the Mecha Man suit to SDN

Ep 4: Visi’s dream + Robert’s morning routine

Ep 5: Robert at the gym + flashback to the fight w/ Flambae

Ep 6: Robert testing Royd’s Astral Pulse prototype (w/ or w/o the Z-Team)

Ep 7: 2003 flashback w/ Chase babysitting Robert

Ep 8: Mr. Whiskey making whiskey coffee and bringing it to Robert

Voting ended onJan 8

Poll duration: 3 days.

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What became Z-Team’s go-to hangout after they (probably) got banned from The Sardine too?

Karaoke

Movie marathon

Laser tag

Game night + Magic: The Gathering

LARP with the Faction of Light

Drinks night at Chili’s

Something else I didn’t think of

Voting ended onJan 8

Poll duration: 3 days.

mod note: I added Chili’s since that’s what Robert mentions before the Sardine fight starts, but I feel like they might’ve found some other kind of group activity to do together in their downtime.

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Pick from my fave moments of Flambae’s Bitch performance (sorry, idk what this poll even is but it’s soooo good lol)

Oh, sounds like hip-hop, but it's not

The other day I cried (this is the lady in the song, not me)

I'm a bitch, my name's Robert, such a bitch, whose name is Robert

Tomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing (Poetry)

That's tough, that's tough for anybody, that's like, that's so hard.. fuck!

Oh, guitar riff, gna-na-na-na-na-na-na

Can't say I'm not al-alive, or aleve? That would be good, aleve, huh?

I mean, good luck, who's next? Your funeral!!!

You got to get a new Z-Team guy, cuz like, I'm fkn— I'm like opening for Taylor

Tak-tak-tak-tak-tak-tak-ding-ding-dang-dun-dun-dang-dun-gung

Gung-gung-gan-gan-gin-gon-gon-ding-dang-dang-dang-dang-nang

Voting ended onJan 3

mod note: this is just for my own fun tbh. i was listening to this song again and it’s just criminally good lol 😭

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Which one’s ur fave character entrance/introduction out of these?

Blonde Blazer descending from the sky

Flambae calling Robert a bitch

Waterboy laughing w/o even understanding what Robert was saying in the SDN lobby

Invisigal bumping into the door

Royd taking the longest piss of the century

Chase and his “aggressive way to greet someone”

Or some other one I totally forgot to mention

Voting ended onJan 4

Poll duration: 3 days.

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This isn’t a poll, as you can see…

I’ll try to keep this short, but since it’s the last day of the year and there are so many of you here now (seriously, this somehow became my most-followed blog on Tumblr lol), I thought it’d be nice to stop by and wish you all a great rest of the year and a happy, awesome, and phenomenal New Year.

This blog isn’t even a month old yet, but there are already so many people here, and that honestly makes me really happy, because it shows how big and interactive the Dispatch fandom is becoming. Dispatch coming into my life was kind of a wild card, especially since I’m not really a gamer and I’m definitely not deep into the gaming universe. But yeah—I’m really glad Dispatch found me, and you too, so now we can share our thoughts and feelings about the game and the characters with each other.

I’m hoping that in 2026 we’ll get more good news about the game, and that this fandom keeps growing in a healthy, fun way, because it’s safe to say it’s been keeping me sane these past few months.

I’ve got two quick notes before I wrap this up:

I updated the intro post that’s pinned on the blog, so I recommend giving it a read if you can;

Like I mention at the end of the pinned post, I’m (trying to) work on some kind of masterlist for tags and polls (no idea if it’ll work the way I’m imagining, but hey, we’ll see).

Anyway, thank you for being here, for being kind and funny, and for making my days better. Wishing each and every one of you the best possible year-end and a very happy New Year. Beef sends you lickisses.

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Personality-wise. Which of these character do you think people would say you’re most like?

Blonde Blazer/Mandy

Coupé

Flambae

Golem

Invisigal

Malevola

Phenomaman

Prism

Punch Up

Robert Robertson

Sonar

Waterboy

Voting ended onJan 3

Poll duration: 3 days.

mod note: Might be the last poll of the year? Maybe. Anyway, quick heads up: following the blog or the #dispatch-polls tag can make it easier to catch some of the smaller polls too. Some of them don’t feature big-name characters and end up with way fewer votes (like that other one that got ~20% compared to the bigger polls). Totally optional, just putting it out there.

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Okay. Time to put a REALLY hard question out to the people.

If you'd had the opportunity to, who would you have ACTUALLY cut from the Z-Team?

--Invisigal.

--Sonar.

--Coupe.

--Prism.

--Malevola.

--Flambae.

--Punch-Up.

--Golem.

--Nobody (Share your reasoning below!).

--Multiple members/it's complicated (Share your reasoning below!).

If you had the chance, who would you actually cut from the Z-Team?

Invisigal

Sonar

Coupé

Prism

Malevola

Flambae

Punch Up

Golem

Nobody

Multiple members/it's complicated

Voting ended onJan 2

Poll duration: 3 days. We thank you for your question.

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One more thing abt Chase. After playing that episode 6 ending, and before knowing anything abt episode 7, did you also think Chase was actually dead?

After Episode 6 ending, did you think Chase was dead?

Yes, 100% thought he was dead

No, I knew he’d survive

I wasn’t sure / I was confused

Voting ended onJan 2

Poll duration: 3 days. We thank you for your question.

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What will happen to Chase in part two?

*He keeps the red gem from Blazer (idk how that would work tbh) *He stops using the gem and finds another way to survive (like what?) *They find a way to rejuvenate him (unlikely, but interesting) *Something else entirely

What will happen to Chase in part two?

He keeps the red gem from Blazer

He stops using the gem and finds another way to survive

They find a way to rejuvenate him

Something else entirely

Voting ended onJan 1

Poll duration: 3 days. We thank you for your question.

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Soooo Golem, Prism and Punch-Up generally seem to be the most consistent and reliable characters for gameplay; who saved your ass the most????

Who saved you the most in gameplay?

Golem

Prism

Punch Up

Someone else

Voting ended onDec 30, 2025

Poll duration: 3 days. We thank you for your question.

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Which character would you get along with better?

Which character would you get along with better?

Robert Robertson

Blonde Blazer/ Mandy

Invisigal

Golem

Flambae

Prism

Coupé

Punch Up

Sonar

Malevola

Waterboy

Phenomaman

Voting ended onJan 1

Poll duration: 1 week.

mod note: I wanted to add the Chase and Royd options too, but I hit the limit 😭 sorryyy

We thank you for your question.