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ellievsbear
One Nice Bug Per Day
Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Today's Document
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RMH
noise dept.
cherry valley forever
will byers stan first human second
d e v o n
DEAR READER
we're not kids anymore.
occasionally subtle
taylor price
art blog(derogatory)
styofa doing anything
JBB: An Artblog!
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@distinctionnotdiscussed
Let’s just appreciate Rick O’Connell for a moment
A man that was actually loyal and was so in love with his wife
A man who was almost always done with everyone’s shit
Literally everyone
Truly a man after my heart
Literally one of the best things about this hellsite is the unanimous love of The Mummy and, specifically, Rick. It warms my heart.
On this blog we celebrate Brendan Fraser Appreciation every damn day of the year
WE STAN A LEGEND
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌
yesyesyesyes
7. White people explored the world and found every place there were people. They left absolutely no hole unfucked. And then they wanna complain when they can’t use their expired coupons CAROL.
8. I am a white people and I don’t trust white people.
9. I have made those jokes myself on occasion
10. white people jokes are hilarious and I constantly make them
I’ve reblogged this before but I feel like it needs to be brought back
me to the white people reblogging this:
11. White people jokes are actually really fucking funny
Small addition: if you’re not white but white-passing (like me), all of this still counts. Because the jokes are not harmful to you in any way, they’re often funny, and instead of getting annoyed over being perceived white when you’re not, remember the fucking privilege it offers you at times. And please, for the love of God, remember that stereotyping is something that we fucking invented so let’s not cry over being a victim of your own fucking invention, because boo-fucking-hoo
Y’all, early pregnancy is hard.
Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?
I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes
if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.
Me, after a few seconds: Oh. they’re saying “horse” with a soft r.
Me initially:
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Oh this is so good!
I’m gonna reblog this a million times.
Would anyone like a taste of what I'm working on?
Isaiah, Finn, Michael, or John?
Michael, please!!
She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.
She came for him
“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”
I CANNOT
Heroines.
Iconic
that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet
The head tilt and the raised eyebrow.
Yes.
These are the heroes we all need.
Open the door
Get on the floor
Roses are red
Gandalf wears lace
Roses are red,
The Ring’s on a necklace,
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Little Lion Man
summary: Sent on an assignment back to 1943, you encounter a drastically different version of the man you know pairing: bucky x reader warnings: time travel, a charming af 40s!bucky 😉, a sad af present!bucky 😔 a/n: I used the time travel logic from Endgame except fixed points exist. This was also written for @buckysknifecollection‘s 1k challenge! I had the song prompt of Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons! Congrats on 1k hun!!
Weep little lion man, You’re not as brave as you were at the start
You found blue eyes lighting up across the crowded courtyard, beaming smile touched on the dirt freckled glow of his face, and it startled you; stilled you right in your tracks and set a stone deep into your chest, made it hard to breathe, because that wasn’t the man you knew.
No—he wore a weightlessness about him, even as he stepped away from the crowd erupting in celebration and shied to the outskirts of the commotion, he was smiling. It wrinkled up by his eyes, left behind dimples in his cheeks, a slight shake of his head as small wisps of hair fell down to his forehead.
He didn’t seem to be counting each moment of joy on his fingers, calculating how much relief he allowed for himself before the shadows came rushing back in to take it away. He was… happy.
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Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao
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Graveyard
summary: As the unofficial healer for the Avengers, you pride yourself on the ability to mend heroes with the touch of your hand. Only, your gift comes at a heavy price — one you keep secret from your friends —and when Bucky asks you to do the impossible, they’ll discover why your gift is called a sacrifice, too. pairing: bucky x healer!reader word count: 10k warnings: canon level violence
As a child, you were told it was a gift; placed upon a pedestal above the quaint suffering of a rural town and removed of your innocence for the good of strangers. You’d been made to be revered – honored – for the touch that could mend the broken.
It began with a cut upon your father’s finger – a slip of a kitchen knife that had left a small bead of blood in its wake. Curious eyes glanced up at your father as he hissed at the sting of it and you’d reach forward to place your infant hand upon the cut, a grip so mall it barely wrapped around his finger. He stilled as a soft glow began to emit from your palm. When you removed your hand and began to cry, your father was stunned to find his skin perfectly intact – no trace of a scar in its place.
They told you it was a gift, celebrated you as if you were a blessing from Heaven itself. But they were cruel in their rejoice, selfish in their praise. They had not considered your gift was not a gift at all – but a sacrifice.
Like energy, pain could not be destroyed— but it could be absorbed. It could be transferred. Your father’s cut had not simply disappeared, but instead manifested on the finger of an infant for a few short moments before it faded into your skin; laid to rest amongst a sea of foreign injuries that did not belong to you.
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My absolute favourite thing about bearded dragons is the fuckjn skittering noises they make on hard floors.
Lookit this scaly baby!
alfie solomons ⇢ A◦C•T◦I•V◦A•T◦E
i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise
[full article]
An Ohio public school has been giving students extra credit for watching videos from PragerU, a right-wing website that produces clips of talking heads such as Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro discussing conservative viewpoints, HuffPost has learned.
The PragerU videos — with titles such as “Build the Wall,” “Why the Right Was Right” and “The Left Ruins Everything” — were assigned to a 10th-grade history class at Maumee High School, along with a series of questions about the videos’ “most important messages.”
The assignment came at the same time that the website has tried to gain further influence in K-12 classrooms. Earlier this month, the organization launched a program directly aimed at parents and educators, complete with study guides with sections such as “Conservatives Are the Real Environmentalists” and “The Ferguson Lie,” based on a HuffPost review of the materials.
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The homework assignment appeared unrelated to PragerU’s latest venture, called PragerU Educators and Parents, or PREP, which launched several weeks ago. The inception of such a program suggested that these types of assignments may become more prevalent in schools.
Already, “2,000 parents and educators have already signed up for PREP,” Craig Strazzeri, chief marketing officer of PragerU, said in an email to HuffPost.
“We constantly hear from educators and teachers who use our videos in the classroom,” Strazzeri said. He declined to disclose how many public school teachers specifically joined the new program. “Ideally, every school in America would show PragerU videos in the classroom on a regular basis to help educate the next generation.
”PragerU started the PREP program in response to COVID-19-related school shutdowns, which “forced us to take a closer look at what is being taught and not taught across the country,” said Adrienne Johnson, PragerU’s chief of staff and lead of the PREP platform, in a video interview with conservative news channel One America News Network. “America is not being fairly portrayed.
If your teacher seriously assigns you a PragerU video please dunk of their ass so hard
Hi, social studies teacher here: if your teacher assigns you one of these videos in any context except for the following, drag them to hell. Call your principal, sure, but also. Ruin them on twitter. Make it a big public stink the whole district has to scramble to hush up. Complain to your local news if you have to. Complain to the ACLU– they have a whooooole department on education. Make that teacher a liability to the school. See how fast their shit changes.
Now, exceptions include:
- you are studying propaganda and these videos are an example of such
- you are studying conservatism (alone or as compared to other ideology) and the videos are a case study in alt right thought
- you’re studying things like media literacy and critical media consumption and this is one of the examples you have to deconstruct
- you’re making comparisons between the message of the videos and other messages in history and whether they’re coming from the same root
- basically ask “am I being given this video to inform me or have I been given this video to analyze?” and if the answer is inform, as in your teacher is using this shit as part of introducing new info, FUCK that. Drag them to hell. This shit cannot be used as direct instruction. But if the answer is “critically analyze the video” or “the video is an example of something really happening that we are learning about” then that’s actually very useful to you to learn because it will help you identify this thinking when you see it and understand how conservatives you’re up against are coming to their conclusions.
Basically, videos like this are only good for studying the alt right like the wacked out, neurotic, inbred lab rats that they are at heart. Teachers trying to use them as factual direct instruction need to get as fucked as possible as soon as possible.
Don’t forget, public school teachers are *~*strictly prohibited*~* from anything that might be deemed political indoctrination. If your teacher tries to use PragerU as a legitimate, credible source that you should parrot all your opinions from, DRAG. THEM. AND. THE. DISTRICT. THROUGH. THE. MUD.
[ID: a tweet from Rebecca Klein @rklein90 reading “NEW: An Ohio school has been assigning kids PragerU videos for class. The site has videos like ‘the left runs everything’ & ‘playing the black card’. Turns out, PragerU is amid a new push to get into K12 schools. They say ‘so many’ teachers have signed up.” There is then a link to the Huffpost article linked in this post. \End ID]
This is an important message.
One of those mandatory reblog. Because, Leslie Jones. Enuf said
Leslie Jones is the BEST
