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You're amazing and I'm so proud of you 💜 Randie, 20, Loves books, DnD and theatre, animation is my life.

[luxwing]

What if the world… Were minecraft

[luxwing]

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

[luxwing]

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

[luxwing]

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

[luxwing]

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

[luxwing]

This is what I’m reading btw

[renamon]

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

[ripleyandweeds]

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

[thyrell]

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

[robobuddies]

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung 

[luxwing]

The ride never ends

[charlesoberonn]

As you can see from the Mojang logo, this book isn’t a fan book, but rather officially licensed.

[killowave]

[viostormcaller]

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

[vorpallblade]

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

[isa-ghost]

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

[filmedonmyphone]

*drinks water* 

prison transfer

[likeloveadore]

I was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where I got her and I said she was adopted from a shelter.

Boy: Have you told her yet? Me: What? Boy: Have you told her that she’s adopted? Me: Yes, she knows. Boy: That’s good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.

[sandersstudies]

If you and your partner practice frequent, non-sexual consent, your relationship will be healthier and easier.

“Are you comfortable with me ranting about my day for a few minutes?”

“Oh, this is your poetry? Would it be okay if I read it?”

“Do you mind if I use your phone for a few minutes?”

“Wow, your meal looks awesome. Could I try some?”

It will save a lot of grief, especially in a developing relationship. Eventually, with consistent “yes’s” and “no’s” you can figure out more permanent boundaries and guidelines.

“I need to ask before ranting about my day or taking their food, but my partner is okay with me using their phone whenever. However, my partner does not like me reading their poetry unless they offer first.”

[sandersstudies]

And this goes for friendships too! Even just stuff like “do you mind if I leave this door open?” 

[doomhamster]

…I never fully realized it before but this is a big part of why my relationship with my husband is so conflict-free. Both because him doing this all the time made it easy to trust him, back when we were a new item, and because it helped ME break out of the toxic idea that you should never ask about a partner’s preferences because if you Really Loved Them you should be able to intuit what they want, all the time, about anything. 

[tygermama]

my one son is autistic so I ask ‘hug or no hug?’ I always knock and wait to be acknowledged before opening my sons’ bedroom doors (not just because I respect their privacy but because they’re teenagers and I don’t want to walk in on any personal activities) I don’t go into their rooms without asking I don’t touch their phones without asking (I’ll pick one up to take to them if I find it in another room but I won’t go through it) yesterday, my younger son walked into my room, stopped, said sorry and walked out to the hall and knocked on my door ‘because if I have to knock on his door, he has to knock on mine’ because their trust is important and I want them to know I respect their privacy

[sophygurl]

Consent is not just for sex. Consent is not just for sex. Consent is not just for sex.

[enscenic]

bam

[hypnophibian]

Yes. Just because they were OK with a thing last time, doesn’t mean there is blanket consent to do the thing whenever. This concept seems impossible for vanilla people :(

[sinnamonscouture]

Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue

[clevermanka]

nearly 3k notes on this and nobody inserted those Jane Lynch gifs?

[digitaldiscipline]

[munsass]

ok but how are you going to leave out the best picture from the whole photoshoot

this is the exact opposite of the male gaze and i’m OBSESSED with it

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[auikimaya]

It is very comforting to know that the two people having the hottest, kinkiest, greatest sex in the world is these two giant dumb dorks

[draumboosky]

[draumboosky]

[djpain619]

They all gonna die.

[draumboosky]

[draumboosky]

[djpain619]

They all gonna die.

[loopnoid]

your childhood is gay, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

or, a celebration of some children’s characters we love to relate to (even if it makes cishets mad). hope you all had a happy pride month 🌈

[loopnoid]

your childhood is gay, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

or, a celebration of some children’s characters we love to relate to (even if it makes cishets mad). hope you all had a happy pride month 🌈

[noiteases]

I’ve been thinking about lace ✨

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[tiktokarchive]

“Mmm.”

“MMMOOUHH!”

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

You ever eat something you should NOT have and immediately beg for God’s forgiveness?

[such-justice-wow]

This post screams lactose intolerance

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[woppy42]

honestly adding a dog pic to a post about eating things you shouldn’t have is incredibly fitting

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[uranodioning]

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[lauf-aiya-rson-deactivated20190]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

[arirna]