Howdy! I'm Jazz, welcome to my blog. I used to be a pokemon trainer as a kid, now a staff scientist at a local Paldean university. Icon was drawn by my beloved pokemon Faith (cinccino) and Wisp (banette) [pokemon rp blog, all posts will be tagged with unreality]
Howdy! I'm Jazz (they/them), your local genderfluid cell biologist. My younger cousins convinced me to start a tumblr blog and join the rest of the cool kid pokemon lovers on here.
I'm a retired pokemon trainer that has traveled many regions, but ultimately settled in Paldea after grad school due to the lack of ah, how to put this, criminal organizations bringing about the apocalypse with legendaries. Yeah let's say that.
I've successfully completed the pokemon league in Galar and Paldea. (Poke league let me re-challenge the E4 again I wanna battle rika one more time)
Feel free to shoot me a message or interact with any of my posts! (/All posts will be tagged as pokeblogging and unreality/)
Anyways meet the gang!
Blaze the ninetales: my very first pokemon from when I lived in Hoenn. She's a real cuddle bug and I love her to death. She loves little scratches behind her ears when no one's looking and is a fiend for poffins.
Wisp the banette: between my masters degree and my PhD my mental health was pretty rough, so to keep my spirits up I used to feed the shuppets that gathered outside my window. One of them got pretty attached to me and that's how I got Wisp! Gained a banettite once I visited Kalos.
Faith the cinccino: cuddlebug #2, a total sweetheart and was the first pokemon I trained competitively. Nowadays she likes to attempt (keyword attempt) to curl up on my lap whenever I work from home.
Scale the kommo-o: a real feisty guy, has more energy than a electrode that's about to explode. I'm not complaining though, he makes for an excellent hiking partner. He likes watching the sunset with me :)
Float the alomomola: the second pokemon I caught in Alola after Scale. Demands to be taken on walks with Scale everyday in her aquarium carrier or else she gives me lilipup eyes and cries. She likes to hang out with me while I garden in the backyard. She'll mirror me and rearrange the plants in her pond
Puff the eldegoss: the first pokemon I caught in Galar. A cheeky little guy that likes to be involved in everything. Any visitors must be approved by Puff before they're allowed in the house. He's very possessive about the garden in the yard, but he's an excellent gardener.
Gardenia the vivillion: I found him as a scatterbug down by poco path. He had a pretty nasty injury from who knows what, so I nursed him back to health. After he regained his strength he seemed pretty keen on becoming a vivillion, but he hates battling. To help him evolve I trained him for battle and he was a pretty fearsome fighter in his own right, but I kept my promise and after beating the elite 4 I let him retire. Now he helps me pollinate the vegetable plants in the garden :)
Another photo is posted of Jazz and Fuku in their seats, turned around to face away from the stage. Jazz's arm is raised, most likely holding the phone above their head to get a better view. They're both smiling as the curtains behind them close
I think raunchy was an understatement... Still it was a lot of fun!
Terramara says that you still owe her something that I'm having trouble translating. Care to explain? She's getting better at communicating, or I'm getting better at understanding.
@turtle-servant
I am aware of the environmental issues occurring due to Terramara's distress, but I am unsure if there is anything specific. The only things that I can recall offering anyone are post cards. Would the Lady of the Seas like a post card for herself, perhaps? If I could ask her directly, I would be able to understand on the grounds of being ancient pokemon. However the most I can do is ask you due to geological inconvenience.
< a video in which complete form Zygarde is slightly coated in pink glitter. The background is a cave wall, also covered in glitter. Cheerful piano music plays in the background as Zygarde bobs up and down while using text-to-speech to 'sing' as Zygarde can't physically speak due to being a pokemon.
"I am Zygarde, and I was wrong. I am singing the Zygarde wrong song. I should not have taken that chance. Now here is my remorseful dance."
Zygarde then proceeds to attempt and fail a high dance kick before falling promptly on their face.>
Joyus Trickster's Day, may your mirth turn aside the barbs, slings and arrows of life. Join your friends in jokes, japes and shenanigans. But keep kind in your jokes. And make them be lessons too, for that is best and is the way of a Trickster.
I for one, will be celebrating with my family. There has been preperation all day today and the estate smells wonderful! There will be plays, family ones for the day. And a night we revel in the other side of the Trickster. Some of the plays are quite ribald.
I have been running around for hours. I have no clue what is going on but I am too stubborn at this point. The weirdest part is that I keep on getting given stuff??????
I went past the artist at a cafe and he gave me a bracelet with what appears to be the ghost type and normal type gym insignia from Galar on it as charms.
In front of a boutique, a cashier on break handed me a light pink hair ribbon, which feels slightly based on pink in Kalosian being "Rose".
The florist on Autumnal Avenue handed me a bouquet of the most pure purple violets I have ever seen, laughed, and said it would make sense soon.
Our real estate agent ran up to me in the middle of the street and put a necklace with a golett design on it around my neck so no clue what is happening with him.
The owner of the Cyllage City bike shop just high fived me so that was neat.
The random guy from Hoenn somehow recognised me outside the train station and (out of the kindness of his own heart or something) gave me a fucking whole box of lava cookies????????????
The fucking owner of the dojo who KICKED ME OUT PERSONALLY gave me some rainbow shoelaces so I have no idea what is going on.
VIOLA, THE FUCKING GYM LEADER OF SANTALUNE CITY, PERSONALLY HANDED ME A PAPER SHINY LUVDISC, A PHOTO OF LUMIOSE TOWER, AND TOLD ME TO GO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!??!!!!??!???????!???!!!!!!!!??!
