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im sure i am missing some but weāre getting there
NumbĀ // Linkin ParkĀ 80s Remix
I didnāt know how much I needed this until I heard it.
The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now
iām gonna tell my kids this is brendon urie
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Donāt give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CANāT FIND THEM
I CANāT STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
ITāS NOT FUNNY ITāS VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE ITāS DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUTĀ I CANāT FUCKING BREATHE
*THUNK*
i love it so much every time i see it
āugh stupid gravityāĀ
IM FUXKING CSHAKING
I havenāt seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this
Bless, this is absolutely amazing
I love this. Itās so gestural and heās so exasperated about gravity.
Every Adult In āHarry Potterā Let Us Down At Some Point And Thatās Important a 900 page dissertation by me
And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me
Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me
The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter
Youāre Absolutely Right a retraction
How dare you assume Molly Weasley has done anything wrong ever
That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesnāt Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Arenāt As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Sonās Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Sonās Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A DeliberateĀ āFuck Youā Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In Witch WeeklyĀ Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Sonās Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husbandās Hobby, The Twinsā Interests, And Billās Appearance Because She Couldnāt Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About ThemĀ a detailed reminder that no oneās perfect and sometimes what one person doesnāt mind or see hits another person hard
Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didnāt Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIPĀ an increasingly strident addendum by me
OK Youāre Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As Iām AwareĀ a concession by me
Charlie Weasley Just Wanted To Play With Dragons a fond reminder by me
If There Were Zero Expectations For Lockhart From The Start, Did He Technically Let Us Down? An inquiry
IIIIIIām SORRRRRyy But When The ffffFUCK Did Minerva McGonagall Let Us Down? a loss of temper, preceded by the kicking down of a door, by me
That Time Harry (Who Has Never Turned To An Adult For Assistance Before This Moment), Ron, And Hermione Went To Minerva McGonagall With Concerns About The Stone Being At Risk Of Theft And She Dismissed Their Worries Out Of Hand And (Incorrectly) Told Them That There Was No Danger And They Should Put The Matter Out Of Their Minds, Not Even Giving Their Concerns Enough Validation To Tell Them That She Would Go And Check On It Just To Put Their Minds At Rest, Thereby Leading To Three Eleven Year Olds Realising It Was Up To Them To Stop Voldemort From Getting The Stone, And Also Unwittingly Stomping On Harryās First Attempt At Reaching Out To An Adult For Assistance And (I Suspect) Accidentally Resulting In Him Developing His āI Must Handle This Because No One Else Willā Attitude Which Puts Several Lives In Danger Over The Course Of The Next 6 Books, a reluctant but firm addition by me
Dormant Predators
This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they canāt push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.
reblog for that last bit to save a life
If youāre like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. Itās small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. Itās so simple but the door does not move.
You canāt see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I canāt recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!
Thatās why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, Iāve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didnāt budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when Iām home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.
Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and youāre not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?Ā Ā
Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, itās one of the reasons they have axes; itās entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters donāt fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
Youāre destroying everything, and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?
Stranger things (thatās his name): Ur gay lol
Coconut head from nedās declassified school survival guide:
The Great Smudge - Table Cat
ViaĀ Lancelot Falk
[!!] these are the hashtags ā> Ā #FightForWonho #ģ¤ķģ½_ģ°ė¦¬ź°_ėµė³ģ_ģķ“
reblog to spread please.
genius
Is this⦠friggin Dragostea Din Tei
wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and iād sayĀ āgreetings traveler! looking to trade?ā and theyād only had 4 options for their responseĀ
iād just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me iād just keep running into you silently until you movedĀ
that time kyungsoo looked outrageously handsome for pepero
PLEASE AS A NURSE IM BEGGING YOU ALL PLEASEĀ
PLEASE ITS FUCKING IMPORTANT
When I signed up with my new doctor, the questionĀ āhave you ever been tested for HIV?ā was one of the first questions they asked me. I was surprised cause Iād never had a doctor ask me that before outside of a Planned Parenthood. When I asked about it, she said it was an attempt at the clinic to help normalize getting tested for it, to try and remove the stigma around asking for such tests by including it as an option in a basic annual physical, and honestly, Iām here for it. These things should be normalized, there should be no stigma over taking care of yourself and getting tested. Itās all just health.
Bad Cats.
OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS
Stanley is so chaotic I love him
GEMāS FRIGGIN FACE LMAO
seungkwan in specs > my entire being
This must look so weird if you donāt speak Dutch
Honestly sheās just saying āmummy this one this one this one pleaseā
i aM PISSING MYSELF