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[existennialmemes]

If I have to give you my credit card information, you are not offering me a "free trial." You're offering a bonus week with the purchase of your program, and you should really just say that.

Sure I can allegedly "opt out at any time" but that's asking me to put an immense amount of trust in a stranger who's trying to get my cc info.

And I've been on the internet for far too long to give anyone that kind of benefit of the doubt.

When you offer me a fake free trial that is obviously designed to manipulate me into purchasing your service, I will assume you're doing that because your service isn't actually very good, and if I tried it, I wouldn't want it.

[existennialmemes]

If I press your "free trial button" and it immediately prompts me for my cc info, this is an insult to my honor, and we are enemies now.

[some-1one]

Beautiful Rosefinch bird in the snow

[oliverniko]

Photographer credit: Claspaoni

[diverttime]

Interesting feeling when you get to pick up a book you reserved at the library and it turns out the fun little fantasy romp you expected is a 1006 pages historical fantasy and you're about to learn more about early 19th century English society than you ever hoped or wanted

Ask me how I managed to know nothing whatsoever about a 22 years old novel that was popular enough to get a TV show

[mewnosodenwyma]

"just retrace your steps" I have adhd. as far as my memory is concerned i teleported here

[shencomix]

[most-likely-shadowhisker]

Nine rings were made for men. Seven for the dwarves, three for the elves, and one for the big guy himself. One, three, seven, nine. There is but a set of five missing to complete the sequence of odd numbers. I propose that this missing set of rings of power was gifted to a mysterious someone by their true love, along with a partridge in a pear tree (among other things). In this essay I will-

[meangirlnurse]

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

[ampervadasz]

[netherworldpost]

Druid pondering orb

[knightofleo]

Jiggle.

[thefirstpaleontologist]

he pet it like dog

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[wherebearthere]

DAMN. Holy SHIT this is fire. I need this on repeat for next 3 days.

[theotherwesley]

I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.

buffering

[theotherwesley]

feather obtained, purpose unclear

leaf obtained, purpose unclear

ground:

unclear

sibling obtained, purpose: biting

[artbyblastweave]

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place

[artbyblastweave]

Update! So we forgot about God

[ct4cd]

doctor: it appears you have Cigna

me: oh god is that fatal

doctor: that's your insurance provider

doctor: but yes

[gingersnapsvhs]

think about the first movie you remember seeing in a movie theater. not necessarily the first one you saw in a theater, but your oldest memory of seeing one in a theater. what genre of movie was it?

comedy/dark comedy/satire

action

sci-fi

fantasy

horror/thriller

romance/romantasy

historical/period drama/biopic/documentary/historical fiction/political

drama/tragedy

adventure/epic/superhero

mystery/crime

i have a memory of a film but am not sure what film it is (describe?)

i have never seen a film in the theater/cinema in person

Voting ended onApr 28

for the purpose of this poll, things like "animation" and "musical" are not options here because those are mediums and can be any genre! i also sort of felt like inclusion of either of these would result in them dominating this particular poll. so instead, think of which of these selections MOST sums up the movie you're thinking of. it's okay if multiple of these apply, but just pick the one that would sum it up best.

also, you obviously don't have to, but please consider leaving the movie and the year it was released in the tags! i am probably going to make a letterboxd list of everyone's responses, especially if this spreads around enough. check back for the link!

[scottbaiowulf]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I endorse this post!

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated