the memes were a grim prophecy

ash, she/her, same dumbass you know and love, now with 100% more nail polish // author of And Hell Followed With Them, an ongoing Fate/stay night fic!!

[tgirlmaomao]

the turbines turn into the wind… is this not clear?

[tgirlmaomao]

okay maybe people know less than i think…

i have seen some worrying ignorances from certain users here as of late regarding treating wind turbines. even some of you whom i otherwise respect are guilty of these. i prefer to keep quiet on these matters so as to not bring unnecessary attention to me, but I worry this trend will bring needless suffering if, say, some misguided young thing brings harm to her under such influences. this is not meant to shame any of you, but if you go on perpetuating these lies and misconceptions even after you are educated it is difficult to regard you with respect

first, she is called wind turbines. she used to go by windmills but no longer, okay? windmills mills grain or pumps water and that is not her. she is generating electricity. understand?

I have also seen you draw her with two blades not three. this is fine, she likes two blades sometimes, but really she is most comfortable with three and you will see her this way most often. more than three makes her sad tired and she does not like to see herself in such a state…

the thick-minded among you may think that because she is very large and strong in the body she must also be so with emotions. this is not true. she frightens very easily, especially with tallness nearby. you may not be able to tell because she has learned composure but this does not mean it doesn’t hurt. keep her far far from any tall buildings. even nearby trees will scare. tall grasses and such can also give fear but this is the manageable level.

no rolling hills. you are hurting her with your rolling hills. your sick fucking… urghhh. flat. flat open field, okay? okay? yes. mountain pass? fine. oceanside? okay beach day. fun. yay. rolling hills? moron. idiot. sorry.

some of you maybe see on the news that wind turbines likes to be vertical. sometimes where it is very loud and noisy like the city she is vertical but this means she feels discomfort. horizontal when she is happy. big arms and open wide happy. this is good.

there are also few studies out there who try to prove that she is happier if she looks away from the wind instead of into it? if you see such writings please disregard. they are not minding her interests.

finally many of you say wind turbines always has gearbox. this used to be true but no longer. she can have no gearbox thanks to new science. soon she will never have gearbox. this is very good for her as she can be in repair much less often now and the nacelle is much lighter and you should be happy for her.

thank you for reading. i know it can be hard to understand if you do not know her, so thank you for trying. if i see anymore abuses i will let you all know. i just hope to see her safe and happy and it hurts so much… that is all

[technofeudalism]

[merely-another-fool]

[lesbx]

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

[shingojira]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[raisinchallah]

to really get womens sports to the next level we need to craft teams that are supervillains we need a powerful eternal successful team that also has bad vibes bad energy and is fundamentally evil we need to construct the new york yankees of women

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[mousegirlheart]

[artbyblastweave]

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place

[artbyblastweave]

Update! So we forgot about God

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[gatheringkeepsakes]

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

[catcrumb]

[processintegrated]

[atombombtom]

[atombombtom]

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[ephemeralhorror]

disco elysium has convinced me by the way. the only way to have a game is to take away all of the normal, neutral options. don't let people have those. force them to contort.

[ephemeralhorror]

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.