Smol dude

I am just vibin’

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[foulserpent]

when i take a uquiz and stop halfway through because it sucks ass i feel like a medieval king ordering a jester executed bc he didnt amuse him enough

[pointnclick]

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

[elloly]

[memewhore]

[glitterinlowgravity]

sorry to reblog a post from like 2015, random tumblr user, but your reblog is the last one without that annoying fucking comment

[haxxydraws]

Happy pride! Have some cryptids 👻🏳️‍🌈 

[Redbubble]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

[gunsandfireandshit]

[killwizard]

Jimmy Budgett

[cetitanhasmoved]

[ionchy]

[grimeclown]

Being horny on main is ok sometimes. You guys need head. I get it. I’m hitting like as a salute and to wish you well

[petalpetal]

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

[shalpilot]

what?

[petalpetal]

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

[anonymous-ivplay]

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

[maximumsunshine]

Ah, yep. Now it's complete, and I can reblog it.

[catilinas]

dark academia is when you have to read the crustiest pdf known to man

[catilinas]

[seriousfic]

We’re so lucky they filmed Lord of the Rings when they did. Twenty years later, they would’ve had Viggo Mortensen riding a green bike that they CGI into a horse because that’s better for some reason.

This simple feeling… is beyond Disney’s comprehension.

[mister-christmas]

I fully believe Viggo Mortensen would’ve brought his own damn horse before riding on a green abomination

[thefloatingstone]

I said it once and I’ll say it again;

Unions.

It’s because on set animal handlers have unions.

CG effects houses are run like sweatshops.

That’s why.

[valtsv]

i'm not sympathizing with that character i'm sexualizing them get it right

[valtsv]

i know what they did was fucked up and evil but they're hot and it was hot so i don't care

[morionette413]

i think we should have pride at chernobyl and call it "fruit by the foot"

[solardrake]

[solardrake]

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neofooturism]

[neofooturism]

[were-ralph]

IM LAUGHINGGGG THIS US SO FUCKING FUNNY