DJ's Random Stuff

I'll be posting very intermittent sketching and/or doodling here. Expect some reblaggering.

[blumineck]

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[complimentaryculler]

[blumineck]

This video brought to you by the Fantasy Adventurer Infomercial Committee

[dj-dutch-viking]

I get the reasoning for the metal shield, agility can be very important. As a less agile person, I'm more tempted to go for the wooden shield, as the wood can nicely bind on blades/axes/spikes, giving you a means to (somewhat) control the opponent's weapon.

If memory serves, viking shields tended to be made of softer woods, like linden, aiding this effect.

[marithlizard]

It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.

(via bsky)

(The classic XKCD comic)

[scorchroots]

I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[faustandfurious]

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

[sea-anon]

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

[theunvanquishedzims]

Don’t bring sax into it, there are children on this site. Sax and violins, that’s all y’all ever want to talk about on this site.

[couchnapping]

I get such a kick out of the prefix 'cis'

getting a book cislated: yup, still can't read it

cisition timeline: just a selfie

cisformation: make a bunch of super saiyan sounds and walk away

cisubstantiation: by the power of god this bread has remained bread

idk its just neat

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

cisformers: they're just cars

[duchessvongooseberg]

precisely as much as meets the eye

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

[ankle-beez]

the chain of events in this minute and a half clip is so extremely delightful and funny

[ankle-beez]

kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[cristalplanetheart]

[goldensentinels]

Litany of Troubleshooting

We check the power cord, for from the Omnissiah we draw strength and wisdom!

We confirm that the blessed power switch is in the on position, for only when our minds are opened do we receive Your gifts!

We reboot the sacred cogitator, for Thy wisdom demands we rededicate ourselves to the guidance of the Omnissiah!

We bow our heads, striking our foreheads with our palms, for we are unworthy of your divine wisdom!

We clear the cache, for true sight demands an unhindered mind!

We enter the terminal input modes and perform the rites of reconfiguration upon the wayward Graphical Data Manager, for your servants must be returned to the path!

We strike our foreheads once more, for thy rebuke is stern!

We reset the Administrator Authority, for the authority has been given unto us through divine will!

We curse the Adept who made this machine, for the Omnissiah abhors incompetence!

We boot in safe mode, for we are safe in thy mechanical embrace!

We configure a new boot disk, for through the revelations of the Omnissiah are we guided to perfection!

We reboot the system once more, for we must allow thy revelations to work in our minds!

We re-install the sacred operating system, for thy revelations can only improve upon the imperfect machine!

We undertake the rituals of compilation, pacing about and muttering swear words of devotion, burning sacred tobacco incense, breathing in its relaxing fume, for thy works are many and take some time to complete!

We offer our minds in prayer as we boot up the cogitator, for clearly the cogitator needs divine intervention for its continued proper function!

At long last, we offer praises unto thee upon the completion of the rites of troubleshooting, singing “Omnissiah-dammit, that took for-fucking-ever!”

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[gasgiant]

it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

[juney-blues]

90% of being good at computers is having the ability to read and follow a list of basic instructions.

Curiously this is also 90% of being a computer.

[foone]

Yeah!

You know how Horse People are a little weird because they have to Think Like Horse to effectively work with them?

Computer Touchers are the same, just with a different animal.

[sinensis26]

You all need to hear this:

1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and

2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.

[toastbutteregg]

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

[telomeke]