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Fuck canon give Kevin day a significant other who doesnāt even know what exy is.
Someone who allows him to live a separate life without the fame that comes with being the queen of exy and lets him just be Kevin, because thatās really all that matters in their eyes
personally i think the funniest langdonmel reunion possibility would be she tries to reintroduce herself. like full on, āhi dr. langdon, iām not sure if you remember me but iām melissa king, everybody calls me melšā
and heās just like. ???. obviously i remember you mel? i popped a couple librium on that shift itās not like i was dropping fucking acid?
basically just mel thinking she didnāt make as big an impression on him as he did her vs langdon trying to be chill about how she imprinted herself on his soul after 12 hours of knowing each other and heās thought about her pretty much every day for ten straight months
Imagine an AU where a Young freshman year post Winter banquet Jeremy Knox finds a forum for the queer community. He gives it a try because he desesperately need to have a normal interaction with someone who understands. And who doesn't know what he did.
He speaks with two or tree guys who don't take him seriously. It makes him even more depressed until he receives a message:
N1cky_Claus-et : My coming out was the worst day of my life too. My parents didn't react well.. BUT ! Don't worry! It will get better eventually!
Jeremy feels a weight leave his heart. And he startes asking him questions. Before he realises, Jeremy has spent his evening speaking to this boy.
J_Sunsh1n3: I don't know if it's strange but- can I have your contact ? I just want a friend who understands...
After fifteen minutes without an answer, the regret hits him. And with the regret, the shame. Shame that crawls beneath his skin. Why did he ask ? Obviously Nicky doesn't want to speak to-
A message. In private.
A phone number and a email.
N1cky_Claus-et : SORRY !!! My boyfriend asked me why I was so happy and I told him all about you !!!! Sorry for making you wait, Jer :) !
Jer
Jeremy can't help but smiles. And his smile stays.
Maybe Nicky is right.
It will get better eventually.
___
Or: AU where Nicky and Jeremy are friends and Jeremy an honorary Monster
You know how damn devastating it would've been for Jean if Kandriel did become canon?
Like, your stupid beautiful Kevin, who you've been hopelessly in love with for years but you've relentlessly pushed your feelings away from because he's straight and that was final. He who never looked your way and always went on about how it's easier to be heterosexual so you get the smallest of comfort from the fact that it couldn't of worked out anyway.
Once you leave the nest (after said crush leaves you behind), you discover that not only is Kevin Day in a relationship, but with two other people who both happen to also be men. Even worse when you realise one of the two was supposed to be your promised forever partner, the person who was supposed to be by your side in all this but also the other person being the player Kevin has been obsessing over signing to the perfect court for years. Despite Jean being right next to Kevin all those years, it all falls down to Jean not being the person Kevin would want. Maybe there was a possibility once but Kevin had eyes for two other people who also in a way haunted your own narrative.
Yet still, Kevin left you behind to go to their team and now he's in a relationship with the two of them and suddenly there's a sickening lurch of realisation that Kevin had chosen his people, who he wanted in his life and clearly that had never been Jean.
sheās currently level 265 on candy crush
andrea minyard
**TGR Spoilers**
OKAY WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE RAVEN/FOX FIGHT AND NEIL
I saw that there has been some talk that Neil āIām fineā Josten lay on the court floor after he was attacked not because he was that hurt, but to milk it to the crowd/refs and honestly, and respectfully, I disagree wholeheartedly.
Of course we werenāt there in Neilās head and we will never know BUT what we can ascertain is that Neil saw Andrew go down. He saw that exy stick coming for Andrewās head, slide down his helmet and connect solidly to his shoulder and then Andrew went down. We can then assume, that in the course of a second, he could see frantic movement, chaos not associated with exy violence but with true and frightening violence and just as he went to get to Andrew, get to Andrew, what is going on, get to Andrew. He gets absolutely blindsided.
Sure, maybe the first blow he would have been able to recover from but letās not forget Lane (?) then came for his neck. Jeremy described it as her trying to break his neck and then says something along the lines of Neil not being able to fight her off.
Neil, who was held down by Riko, by Lola, by his Father was not just going to say down knowing his whole life (Andrew, Kevin, his foxes) were fighting for their lives in this organized ambush. He would never have laid down when he could do something. Because that is who Neil Josten is. He is a do-er. He is a problem-solver. He is a fixer (whether those heās fixing likes it or not). He is loyal. he is traumatized. He is fiercely protective. He is paranoid. He is a fighter. He is a survivor.
There is no way Neil would play up his injury to the crowd because in that moment, who the fck cares about the crowd? Who cares about the court of public opinion? His people were being HURT.
Neil, who would do anything for Andrew wouldnāt stay down.
Neil, who would never knowingly and willingly allow himself to be checked out by Abby wouldnāt stay down.
Neil, whose whole life depends on his ability to play exy, wouldnāt stay down.
Neil, who could hear Kevin struggling, and Matt and Aaron fighting wouldnāt stay down.
Neil, who could sense Andrewās pure rage, fright, pain, fighting his way to him wouldnāt stay down and knowingly put Andrew through such turmoil when he could do something to fix it (remember, they act like theyāre in each other orbit? They know each other. Even with some secrets)
Sure, Neil āIām fineā Josten has been through worseā¦ but has he? Or did he think after brokering this deal, getting his father killed, was there when Riko died, who did his best to destroy the Ravens, help Jean, help Kevin, maybe he thought that this was the time to play exy. Forget the world and destroy this horrible team on the court.
Neil went down and didnāt get back up until he was helped off. That boy was hurt. Even days later, he struggled to get out of the car in front of strangers and cameras. He couldnāt stop the pain from his face. He may be an open book to Andrew but he is tough, and a btch and rude to outsiders. He is not weak and here, he showed weakness.
Just my two cents <3
Allison and Neil headcanon: an unexpected duo
after the big game, Allison says that Neil's feet look fucked-up. they've got a decent break before training begins for the next year (or in Neil's case with Kevin, pre-year training), so Neil agrees to go the spa with Allison after his injuries finish healing. he hates it. he can't get comfortable with so many strangers around him, let alone with these people touching his body. and a massage is completely out of the question, what do you mean he has to let someone touch him from behind while he remains in a defenseless position?
the spa trip was a bust. but Allison isn't one to accept defeat so easily. now, don't get confused about this. Allison is never one to claim altruism. if Dan or Renee were to ask, she'd simply say that she can't have such a high-profile member of her inner circle remain in such a sorry state of unkemptliness. Kevin would unironically agree with her
she spends a day with Neil. Allison personally gives him a manicure. after he gets a better understanding of the process and gets a more used to her touch, he allows her to give him a pedicure. then she gives him another haircut. they move on to face masks, which she made specifically to help soften his skin and prevent itchiness/tightening along his scars. eventually she'll tackle the massage problem, especially considering he is a professional athlete who handles more stress than anyone else she knows, and he absolutely needs to release tension in his muscles. in the meantime, she gets him into yoga
Allison and Neil are not friends, and they will maintain this to anyone who asks. the rest of the Foxes aren't so sure how true that statement is, but they don't push because they don't want to risk ruining whatever kind of relationship seems to have been forged between the two. one time during a movie night, Neil fell asleep with head against Allison's shoulder. if Allison got a little emotional about, she'd explain that the film they were watching had impacted her a lot. so what if they were watching an action-comedy?
the Foxes go to Eden's. some guy starts harassing Allison, and Neil takes his cues from her. if she wants him to intervene, he'll intervene. if she wants to handle it herself, he'll step aside. Allison handles it herself. a bystander calls tells Neil that "beautiful women are to be feared" and Neil responds with "she's not scary because she's pretty, she's scary because she's resilient", which Allison overhears. she's not used to being respected for her accomplishments, and the closest she's ever gotten was with Wymack. against her will, she starts to feel a familial bond begin to bloom between herself and Neil. it's weird for her, she had given up on having a sibling who cared about her years ago
from the outside looking in, no one understands the Reynolds-Josten duo. she has earned special permission to brush the hair out of his face, and he has earned special permission to steal sips of her green tea. if anyone talks shit about his scars, they deal with psychological damage via Allison. if someone talks shit about Allison's body, they deal with psychological damage via Neil. one time they went to the mall together and a random old lady asked them if they were twins after hearing them banter for ten minutes straight. both Neil and Allison were highly offended, but they responded with a polite no. they refused to talk to each other for the rest of the shopping trip on principle
Andrew minyardmaxxing at work today (Iām on a roof scared shitless)
the foxes as things that actual athletes have done
(i think it's like all hockey - and a lot of it is l*afs-centric) (they all have truth, but some have elements that didn't happen irl). in an au where all foxes went pro (except aaron bcz as a biochem student- if a man's going through all that suffering let him be a doctor)
kevin: liked a tweet of a dude getting pegged, and then in a press conference had to explain how his finger slipped but in a way that 1) makes it seem like he's not into being pegged and 2) does not put down ppl who like to get pegged. (likes are now privated)
neil: post-game, an opponent was getting real close to him and in his face and then on instinct, neil licked him. it got a visceral reaction, so he did it to another guy later on. someone on social media reported that the NEL had a talk with neil to make him stop, and then he reposted that and said 'no they didn't lol'
I just finished Yellowstone 1883 and i actually donāt think a show ending has ever made me cry more in my entire life
patron saint of women on the trail
(or) Elsa Dutton, 1883
Neil's the type of person to do anything to avoid a diagnosis or a label. Like it's pretty damn obvious to all the Foxes that Neil has PTSD, but they learned the hard way that bringing up the idea of counseling or resources for it will just end in a fight. Not even Andrew is safe from this. He brought up Neil getting diagnosed with PTSD once, but Neil got defensive so Andrew pushed back (like they do to each other all the time). But Neil blew up at him and then clearly immediately regretted it, and he just shutdown and didn't speak to anyone for hours. So everyone has learned it's just a topic to avoid.
Started relistening to the aftg audiobooks at work (I paint houses and Iām allowed to have an earbud in lol) and I forgot how much of a diva Kevin was š
random headcanons ft. hiccstrid ;)
hiccup DOES NOT play around breakfast. heās having a breakfast no matter what
I know thereās a lot of hcs saying hiccups is a almond eater and astrids a muncher but i feel like its the other way around for some reason.
hiccup and astrid actually wanted two girls and a boy, but decided to leave it at two after they got one of each. (zephyr and nuffink)
hiccstrid is obviously smart but i think they like to act dumb or slow sometimes just to make the other laugh.
they keep their wedding attire and sometimes put it on and dance together to relive those moments
if pictures were a thing, they would have like huge frames of their wedding photos and soon family photos with the kids.
astrid says i love you āoff cameraā
they both like when the house is set to a cold temperature so they can snuggle more.
astrid loves the color pink
this is wild but i feel like they would casually curse in front of zephyr cause like yk babies donāt really understand but when they had nuffink he would repeat it so they had to eventually stop
astridās parents LOVE hiccup
Both of their parents said they used to kiss each other on the cheek when they were younger and used to say āweāre boyfriend and girlfriendā but became distant after getting older so they donāt remember
hiccup jokes with astrid saying she had a crush on him first (not true cause of the first film) but she was low key plotting him.
hiccup cooks and astrid cleans but they both alternate from time to time.
astrid chops her hair to like shoulder length and it takes hiccup 4-8 business days to notice it like BRUH
hiccup starts growing visible facial hair at like 17 but consistently shaves it off in rtte. He finally leaves it alone and rocks the stubble during httyd 3
After they get married, hiccup discovers that astrid is more of a yapper than him lol
I actually think they wanted to get married in like their late 20s but everyone couldnāt shut up about it clearly so they were like whatever, i guess (after the dragons left of course)
they secretly love physical touch and quality time:)
hiccup tells astrid to wear her hair down more often and also offers to brush it.
they show a little bit more pda once theyāre newlyweds
in rtte, they irritate the gang by puckering their lips and pretending like gonna kiss. you just hear mega EWWWUHHHs lol
āAt least I got a soul still even if Iām in a bad placeā but in Jean Moreau after escaping the nest learning how to live again despite everything he went through
Thinking about Hiccup who always felt useless and alienated and so now that heās no longer alienated he thinks he needs to be useful for that to actually last and he works himself half to death every day just to be useful (he wonāt listen to Toothless no matter how much his best friend tries to get him to rest)
Thinking about the other riders noticing this and trying to let him know he doesnāt need to be useful to matter to them but they suck at properly communicating this and it accidentally sends Hiccup spiraling into thinking heās not doing enough to be useful enough for them to stay friends with him
Thinking about this culminating into Hiccup passing out one day from exhaustion, waking up in bed to his father, Gobber, and all the riders looking like death warmed over from the worry they all felt for him
Thinking about them finally being able to get their point across that Hiccup matters to them whether or not heās useful
Thank you Noah Kahan for releasing your new album the night before I pack up my first year university dorm into my tiny car and move back home for the summer!
