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[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

When you accidentally unrepress something:

[nisaexploresadhd]

adhd is: telling yourself “ alright time to get started” every 30 minutes and continuing to not move

[spectraspecs-writes]

Me: well time to get started

Goblin brain: it is isn’t it? Good on you for recognizing that!

Me: well thank you

Me: *stays seated*

[taliabobalia]

[sixpenceee]

Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.

[capnjordog]

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

[rudolph-the-red-knows-rain-dear]

Alien dogs

[dennys]

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[cesaray]

[bryansomething]

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

[sportsnight-deactivated20201211]

this is what having adhd is like

[toopunktofuck]

isnt this the dude who pronounces water as “wourder”

[mayor-joolah-deactivated2020111]

It's amazing, I woke up this morning and dug up 3 fossils. None of them were eggs. A balloon wooshed by. Solid color balloon. No eggs.

All is right with the world eggain.

[charlesoberonn]

I wish I didn’t know the context for this post because that would’ve been hilarious.

[highestnut]

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

[kyoru-shirbert]

chaotic dumbass

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

[thequeenofsastiel]

I’ll play

[deactivated-user-001-deactivate]

Well, I’m waiting for a very important call. Let’s wait and see what happens.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sandandglass]

[vetmedirl]

God bless nurses forever

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[catchymemes]

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[whitepeopletwitter]