Totalled

[5675675687-deactivated20211206]

[5675675687-deactivated20211206]

the people have spoken!!!!!!!!

[chainsawing]

mallgoth malewife manwhore

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[ghstbusting]

tag credit to @teashoesandhair

[airandangels]

[airandangels]

[catasters]

[pistol-kitten]

willem dafoe can smell blood in real life

[thenatsdorf]

Catnip lolly (via)

[brooklynbridgebirds]

Swainson’s Thrush Brooklyn Bridge Park, Pier 3

[aflo]

DOG THIS IS TUMBLR

YOU CAN'T ADVERTISE TUMBLR ON TUMBLR

[pukicho]

Everyone who has heard the term “guerrilla warfare” has also briefly imagined a war made up of gorillas - this is the one connecting thread that every single one of us on this planet share, surpassing race, virtues, culture and more. If you’re ever feeling lonely, know that at one point, all of us thought this very same thought.

[lesbiangalacticgoddess]

Hey OP, you do know that not everyone in the world is a native English speaker right?

[pukicho]

No this is news to me

Thanks for the murder thing tho, definitely a balanced, tame reaction to this made-up post that’s clearly not meant to be taken seriously.

[rainydayscore]

[noahnomore]

[smashingpumpkinspicelattes]

[fourtccn]

okay this is so fucking hilarious let me summarize some info i found from the notes and from wikipedia:

-he was in office less than a year

-he disappeared literally in the middle of the day

-before the disappearance, he refused to have bodyguards until a sniper shattered his office window and then finally gave in EXCEPT FOR on holiday, which his wife later suggested “was to hide his extramarital affairs”. not important to the story but i think it’s kinda funny

-he thought air tanks were “inauthentic”?

-he had “‘incredible powers of endurance underwater’, and sometimes kept himself amused during parliamentary debates by seeing how long he could hold his breath”

-his friends were worried about him doing this and he once told his press secretary, "Look Tony, what are the odds of a prime minister being drowned or taken by a shark?"

-he almost drowned TWICE that year already

-one of the headlines that day was about his doctor advising him to swim less

-they named a pool in his honor

[amazoogle]

aagh im so pissed. my fucking parents sold my baby shoes befroe i even got a chance to wear them

[catasters]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[scurybooween]

Medusa by Baldemar Rivas

[kushblazer666]

[gcu-sovereign]

@parishthethought