Daniel

I have exactly the personality you'd expect of someone who makes their own yogurt • he/him • ☀♏ 🌙♋ ⬆️♌

[pupperish]

I love this type of post so much

[catchinghammers]

When I first saw Tropic Thunder in the theater, an audio error during Jack Black's heroin withdrawal scene replaced all the dialogue with buzzing noises. For a minute or so I thought, "Yeah, that's probably what it feels like."

[dnlrntr]

when I saw Pirates of the Caribbean 3 in theaters, the projector crashed somehow and it made a record scratch sound during the post credits scene and I thought it was them trying to make a funny scene and I spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what the punchline was, before the projectionist got it working and replayed the post credits scene again from the beginning

[thingsfromthedirt]

[wereralph]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[cryptotheism]

My uncle died of music malaria in the audio jungle

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Wide-angle shot of a tiger's face, likely taken with a phone's ultrawide lens to produce a distorted, "silly" effect

[crocincrocsart]

unpopular opinion: Vimes is kind of drama queen

[mangaluva-deactivated20220930]

Sam “held a burning hot coal until it nearly took the skin off his hand while maintaining perfect calm and eye contact with the asshole in need of intimidation Just Because” Vimes? Sam “sitting on the stoop with a mug of cocoa and a cigar, cautiously aware of every inch of the scene he’s building” Vimes? Sam “could just tear his sleeve to show the mark of the Summoning Dark but instead tears off his whole goddamn shirt” Vimes? A drama queen? Reaching a bit don’t you think

[thestuffedalligator]

Yep, certainly doesn’t seem to describe Sam “pretends to eat poison as a power move” Vimes. Not Sam “buries an axe in the table in the Rats Chamber” Vimes.

[mangaluva-deactivated20220930]

I mean are we really talking about Sam “yes a whole room full of candles with wicks dipped in holy water is the best way to beat this vampire” Vimes, here? Sam “has fought bad guys on top of a speeding train AND a riverboat during a flood” Vimes, really? Definitely Sam “nearly gets shot in the head by a crossbow bolt that shatters his shaving mirror and then uses the bolt to prop up a shard of said mirror to finish shaving” Vimes we’re discussing here?

[davetheshady]

excuse me?????

vimes did not resign from his post in protest, observe the rest of the watch resign from their posts in protest, recruit them into a militia, sail to the country they were at war with, and attempt to arrest two different armies for disturbing the peace so you could sit here and call him a drama queen, as though drama was some myffic quality bestowed by an accident of birth and not the inherent right of every creatively petty and histrionic citizen of ankh-morpork 

vimes is a drama public employee

[nacht---hexe]

jokes

jokes is like an expert type of playing, and uses special toys called words.

[nacht---hexe]

[frogliftcertified]

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

[frogliftcertified]

OK 👍 that is helps

[sarahcosico]

the kissy kissy <3

www.sarahcosico.bigcartel.com

[aeyriabird]

sorry to post religious ads but i got this ad

and i can't get over how the artist/graphic designer clearly went in knowing they were replicating classic holy white bird imagery and did a decent job with the editing too, except they either don't know what a dove is, don't know that the bird being specifically a dove matters, or just got real lazy and chose the first all white bird that came up in search results because that is fully a seagull in that image

[delgrosso]

GOD IS COMING FOR YOUR FRENCH FRIES

[francescadarimini]

[dnlrntr]

could it be that the person making the sponsored post is Mormon? seagulls are big in Mormon lore

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere