Real Conversation Prompts
Compiled a list of various things that have been said by myself and friends either irl or online and turned them into this silly little prompt list thatâs mostly just humorous or general but has some fluffy and potentially angsty ones as well if you wanna take them that way. Feel free to use however you like and also to tag me in anything if you want because it would be fun to see my conversations with friends recontextualised. Have fun!
âYou always being in my life is gift enoughâ
âI just wanna hug [them] foreverâ
âBaby, Iâm so proud of you!â
âJust me, huh?â âJust you.â
âI miss you, come backâ
âI canât wait to see youâ
âI wanna marry [them]â
âI support you in whatever decision you makeâ
âEvery time I think about you my heart goes all flutteryâ
âIt feels like torture, but I donât want it to stopâ
âYouâre a godsend and I adore youâ
âI never want to leaveâ
âThey canât keep us apartâ
âI feel like a monsterâ
âIf I donât, then who will?â
âDonât do this to meâ
âItâs called being soulmates, bitchâ
âYouâre not just a snack, youâre a whole damn picnicâ
âHush with your valid argumentsâ
âRain can suck my assâ
âIâm gonna start eating people if I donât get food soonâ
âIâm ready to simpâ
âYou can murder, if you like, itâs chillâ
âI am gay and I love dramaâ
âNo joke, I will cut a bitch for youâ
âOkay fuck this, fuck it right to hell!â
âBabe, I am going to screamâ
âI take payment through loveâ
âSheâs a goddess. And a villain.â âSo just my type then?â
âThanks for the traumaâ
âI wanna pour bleach onto my brainâ
âLaptops can sense fear donât you know?â
âInteresting 3am impulse you had thereâ
âThat ass is keeping me going through this sicknessâ
âHoney⌠thatâs illegal.â âwell no one has to knowâŚâ
âEveryone go away, no one perceive me pleaseâ
âI swear I hate [them] more with every wordâ
âWhy is war always [their] answer?â
âGod, go get therapy and embrace your emotions, damn.â
âI may have gone and done something slightly insaneâ
âI have some questions about your sleep schedule, ma'amâ
âWe all had our emo phase and he is our emo dream boyâ
âIâm marrying that sweet son of a bitchâ
âChaos is my main personality traitâ
âHow do you even manage that?â
âSend. Pic. Of. Dog. Now.â
âEveryone else is just gonna have to live with my decisionsâ
âBut darling, why would I stop when it gets me what I want?â
âI love you too, but please go to bedâ
âCan I fuck [them] over to the good side?â
âI am a [woman] of many talentsâ
âI personally think Iâm hilarious, but no one appreciates meâ
âYou know Iâm illiterateâ
âGuess whose been a dumbass againâ
âKarma can fuck off, I want a refundâ
âI make it my mission to ace every rainbow road to assert my dominanceâ
âExpect that in 6-8 business monthsâ
âI donât know why, but Iâm not really up to taking that sort of advice from youâ
âYouâre meant to be the nice oneâ
âWhat the ever-loving fuck happened?â
âIâve lost controlâ
âDonât you dare.â âIâm gonna do a thing. You canât stop meâ
âI could sleep but at what cost?â
âI am not dramatic. I am sensible. I could fall and DIE [name]. DIE. Do you want me to die? Do you?â
âMy leg has gone dead. Cut it off, itâs no use to me nowâ
âBitch, donât laugh at me! âŚIâm sorry. Youâre not a bitch. I love youâ
âThat did not occur to meâŚâ
âWisdom teeth can honestly fuck the fuck offâ
âAre you gonna be done soon or what?â
âWho will triumph? Common sense or my impulsive dumbassery?â
âIâm so incredibly unhappy with this developmentâ
âMy problem is Iâm a nosy bitchâ
âItâs 11:11, make a wishâ âI wish I was deadâ
âDonât laugh about my miseryâ
ââTwas an angstier timeâ
âYou ever just want to go back in time 258 years and beat the shit out of someone?â
âI donât know who I amâ
*proposes with a Haribo ring over snapchat*
âIâm getting this 'fuck youâ in earlyâ
âSelf care ainât always prettyâ
âGuess whoâs about to decapitate Santa?â
âGoddamnit, how did we end up here?â
âItâs coming for me, I know itâ
âTime to sell my kidneyâ
âI wanna burn a house down- I mean what?â
âWhat else are friends for if not providing alibis for murder?â
âDo itâ âfine, but Iâm making you pay for my therapyâ