Real Conversation Prompts
Compiled a list of various things that have been said by myself and friends either irl or online and turned them into this silly little prompt list that’s mostly just humorous or general but has some fluffy and potentially angsty ones as well if you wanna take them that way. Feel free to use however you like and also to tag me in anything if you want because it would be fun to see my conversations with friends recontextualised. Have fun!
“You always being in my life is gift enough”
“I just wanna hug [them] forever”
“Baby, I’m so proud of you!”
“Just me, huh?” “Just you.”
“I can’t wait to see you”
“I support you in whatever decision you make”
“Every time I think about you my heart goes all fluttery”
“It feels like torture, but I don’t want it to stop”
“You’re a godsend and I adore you”
“They can’t keep us apart”
“If I don’t, then who will?”
“It’s called being soulmates, bitch”
“You’re not just a snack, you’re a whole damn picnic”
“Hush with your valid arguments”
“I’m gonna start eating people if I don’t get food soon”
“You can murder, if you like, it’s chill”
“I am gay and I love drama”
“No joke, I will cut a bitch for you”
“Okay fuck this, fuck it right to hell!”
“Babe, I am going to scream”
“I take payment through love”
“She’s a goddess. And a villain.” “So just my type then?”
“I wanna pour bleach onto my brain”
“Laptops can sense fear don’t you know?”
“Interesting 3am impulse you had there”
“That ass is keeping me going through this sickness”
“Honey… that’s illegal.” “well no one has to know…”
“Everyone go away, no one perceive me please”
“I swear I hate [them] more with every word”
“Why is war always [their] answer?”
“God, go get therapy and embrace your emotions, damn.”
“I may have gone and done something slightly insane”
“I have some questions about your sleep schedule, ma'am”
“We all had our emo phase and he is our emo dream boy”
“I’m marrying that sweet son of a bitch”
“Chaos is my main personality trait”
“How do you even manage that?”
“Send. Pic. Of. Dog. Now.”
“Everyone else is just gonna have to live with my decisions”
“But darling, why would I stop when it gets me what I want?”
“I love you too, but please go to bed”
“Can I fuck [them] over to the good side?”
“I am a [woman] of many talents”
“I personally think I’m hilarious, but no one appreciates me”
“You know I’m illiterate”
“Guess whose been a dumbass again”
“Karma can fuck off, I want a refund”
“I make it my mission to ace every rainbow road to assert my dominance”
“Expect that in 6-8 business months”
“I don’t know why, but I’m not really up to taking that sort of advice from you”
“You’re meant to be the nice one”
“What the ever-loving fuck happened?”
“Don’t you dare.” “I’m gonna do a thing. You can’t stop me”
“I could sleep but at what cost?”
“I am not dramatic. I am sensible. I could fall and DIE [name]. DIE. Do you want me to die? Do you?”
“My leg has gone dead. Cut it off, it’s no use to me now”
“Bitch, don’t laugh at me! …I’m sorry. You’re not a bitch. I love you”
“That did not occur to me…”
“Wisdom teeth can honestly fuck the fuck off”
“Are you gonna be done soon or what?”
“Who will triumph? Common sense or my impulsive dumbassery?”
“I’m so incredibly unhappy with this development”
“My problem is I’m a nosy bitch”
“It’s 11:11, make a wish” “I wish I was dead”
“Don’t laugh about my misery”
“You ever just want to go back in time 258 years and beat the shit out of someone?”
*proposes with a Haribo ring over snapchat*
“I’m getting this 'fuck you’ in early”
“Self care ain’t always pretty”
“Guess who’s about to decapitate Santa?”
“Goddamnit, how did we end up here?”
“It’s coming for me, I know it”
“I wanna burn a house down- I mean what?”
“What else are friends for if not providing alibis for murder?”
“Do it” “fine, but I’m making you pay for my therapy”
