It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who ππ
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"ahh :/"
[tardis whoosh]
"ahh :D"
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It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who ππ
[tardis whoosh]
"ahh :/"
[tardis whoosh]
"ahh :D"
NEW FISH JUST DROPPED
I KNOW that playing God is morally wrong, but holy HELL, it looks fun.
Why is it playing God? We arenβt violating any natural laws. God set the parameters of the universe to allow these things. Thereβs nothing wrong with it, thereβs no hubris in learning more about how to manipulate the universe around us.
We made a whole-ass fish.
The reason this was accidental BTW is because they used paddlefish eggs as a negative control group for a breeding experiment on sturgeons because the scientists, quite naturally, assumed that they were SO unrelated it would be genetically impossible for them to mate. Like. I cannot stress enough to you how these creatures last related ancestors were
140 MILLION YEARS BACK.
If you don't know how far that is, that's basically the start of the cretaceous. Let me simplify that for you even further. Chimpanzees and humans seperated, what, 5 or 6 million years ago?
This is basically like if humans could hybridise with THESE THINGS.
This is the sort of thing that should be impossible. They used those eggs to be ABSOLUTELY 100% SURE NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.
And then THEY GOT FISH OUT OF IT.
Like. You can quite clearly understand why they didn't think anything would happen. WE ARE MORE RELATED TO BLUE WHALES THAN THESE THINGS.
THE AMERICAN PADDLEFISH AND THE STURGEON ARE SO COMPLETELY UNRELATED THAT THIS IS NOT PLAYING GOD. IF ANYTHING THIS IS AN ACT OF GOD.
THE SCIENTISTS HAD NO BLAME IN THIS BECAUSE NOTHING LIKE THIS HAD EVER HAPPENED BEFORE
It sort of goes against the rules of genetics a bit.
Oh i forgot to add
THESE THINGS, FOR HYBRIDS, HAD A REALLY HIGH SURVIVAL RATING. LIKE 70% OF THEM SURVIVED.
To put that into perspective, getting a blue whale and a squirrel and trying to hybridise them is more sensible, and that wouldn't produce anything but getting you banned from science. Most animals that aren't plants can barely hybridise two degrees away from each other.
BUT THESE TWO ENTIRELY UNRELATED FISH create PERFECTLY HEALTHY HYBRIDS.
the scientists literally had to do the tests AGAIN just to be like "okay this is real right. This is actually like, not a fluke, this works right" and it worked again. They just Can!
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My mom just said she thinks men are going crazy nowadays bc they have less gay sex now than they did in ancient times lool. She said she has a feeling it used to just be something guys did n moved on n now itβs a big deal for no reason. And Iβm listening along like girl tumblr would love you
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wanna hear a wild story? my brotherβs history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: βah, that reminds me of my youth!β
he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.
after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like βhey yβall are cool as hell, can we join yβall for drinks tonight?β and my brotherβs professor was like βof course! yβall have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us thoβ and the greek gang said βsounds dope. yβall are invited to live with us for however long yβall want.β
anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gangβs apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but weβre going back to sweden now. and the greeks said βsure! love yβall have a safe trip xxβ
half a year later my brotherβs professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years βfor drinksβ, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because βthis one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just βso damn niceββ.
and thatβs the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.
Interview with the Demon (2023)
do u ever just sit down and realize how fucking great lord of the rings is like fuck weβre all still crying about sams speech and his po-ta-toes and i mean how amazing is the battle of the pelennor fields?11?!!? and the music you guys thE MUSIC and aragorns resting bitch face and legolas and gimlis kill count game βtHAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONEβ andΒ βI AM NO MANβ andΒ βONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDORβ and like the hobbit squad right hobbits are fucking cool man and Β i mean do you ever just do that do you sit down and think about lord of the rings
do you
every gym leader is like βI lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!β buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers
gym leadersβ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if youβve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, youβre going to win by design. the pokΓ©mon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.
when gym leaders go βargh, how could i lose??β theyβre acting to give your victory legitimacy because youβre 10. theyβre like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. theyβre being nice!!
thinking about this again
so it's NOT just aziraphale comforting crowley here. it's both of them lamenting their complicitness in the suffering of humanity, it's them realising just how pointless it all is both of them making this one poor man's life miserable just to prove who's side is best (like this whole both heaven and hell torturing one guy to test his faith is that whole thing adam said about the stupidity of armageddon in MICROCOSM), and suddenly coming to the conclusion that they are the only ones who can understand each other. they have no one else in the world, in the universe, who knows how they feel. it's literally them reflecting on their respective positions in this great ineffable cosmic game of chess and realising they are not just playing opposite numbers, but are connected in such a deep and profound way such as that no one else would ever be able to comprehend.
and all of that is literally encapsulated in this one fucking screenshot. that's why it's eliciting so much inexplicable emotion in people. even without the context this shot is so provoking, but it really says it ALL once you understand what's really going on here. even without any dialogue or movement. the vast beauty that surrounds them, the purposeful distance maintained but nonetheless still sitting together peacefully, the quiet moment of reflection upon their places in the universe, and their places in each other's lives. the feeling that they really might be the only two people on earth who matter. what a beautiful place to build this season's romance from. I haven't even seen the scene yet and I'm already in awe
It is none of your damn business why a woman gets an abortion.
Flying cars are not viable due to human stupidity in operating heavy machinery, not because the technology is impossible
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When a βfunnyβ dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like βyoooo wassup itβs Jelissa!β (Or whatever) like βomg Miranda is here whaaaatβ for literally no reason why do they do that
They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think youβre loud and confident. Idk what it is itβs not even necessarily bad or annoying itβs just like why.
This is a VERY sweet take and I hope itβs sometimes true
Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now itβs actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.
There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a fat one on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasnβt getting at home!!
Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. Thereβs nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.
I've reblogged this before but fuck does this last story really make it