[auntieerin]

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[papayajuan2019]

blood test came back i'm full of blood

[fullflapfishalien-blog]

Is it your blood?

[eimearkuopio]

Finders keepers

[cybelusreverie]

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

[cybelusreverie]

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

[space-party]

[izzy444angel]

[mils-666]

<3

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

[fennel-tea]

today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie

[jazzybot4]

I hate that you're right and that I understood all of that.

[bobboberton]

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[eclipxium]

[uglygirlstatus]

me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[dykemd]

what a typical wednesday looks like

[akashicrecord]

how are you 27 talking about Harry Potter why don't you try substance abuse

[rivenroad]

Concept art for Dawntrail so far!

[sharlatan-ka]

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

[7ft-tall-shadow-creature]

the children yearn for the mines

[ebonybow]

[mossadspydolphin]

[woolfmalice]

diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease