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one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.
Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.
I'd even give him a backpack of food, maybe a day's worth. I'd even leave all his little gadgets on him. You'd only get connection with satellite anyway. He's got to feel confident or it's no fun.
Would you toy with him a bunch, or just go straight-in for the kill?
Oh you absolutely draw it out are you kidding? You let the initial confidence erode into loneliness as the food and batteries run low, and helplessness when they run out, then fear when he realizes I gave him a canteen but no water. Am I trying to prolong the hunt? Or is it a trap to draw him out towards the rivers? The answer is both.
I’d let him get clever. Maybe he can start a fire with the electronics, maybe he read that he can brew the pine needles into tea for some extra calories. Maybe hes one of those guys that carries a multitool he never uses. Maybe he whittles a branch into a crude spear and manages to catch a salmon. Maybe he learns how many little bones they have.
More likely he goes hungry. That’s when you start fucking with him. You sneak into his camp at night. You leave him protein bars. Good ones. You make him feel watched. You make him feel desperate.
You wait for the full moon. Then you break out the horns and dogs and you learn how fast he can really run.
You seriously need to see a therapist
I kinda wish the tables would turn on people like op
My gut says OP’s response to “what did Elon do to you?” is “he became wealthy and I’m envious and would rather him be dead”
It's actually the congolese child slave labor and the illegal apartheid emerald mines and the assisting overthrowing the democratically elected government of Bolivia for lithium but go off king
Gender abolition, but make it:
clothes sorted by body shape and style, instead of gender
removing unnecessary gender markers from non-medical documents like a driver’s license
genderless bathrooms where the stalls have floor-to-ceiling walls for privacy
abolishing gendered toys, colors, professions, hobbies, etc.
they/them as the default if you don’t know someone
And NOT:
trans and non-binary people being barred from identifying with and expressing their gender
The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)
Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)
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OnlyMe. an app that's just you posting for yourself.
tumblr if you're using it right
Jeremy Renner App
petition for stars in the day time please???
girls already exist
Me: (Whacking a TERF with a rolled-up newspaper) why *SMACK* won’t *SMACK* you *SMACK* die *SMACK SMACK SMACK*
The TERF, protected by it’s chitinous exoskeleton: What Is It Like To Be A Tool Of Your Own Oppression, Brood-Sister? Does Your Soft, Fertile Womb Not Ache To Be Free?
Me: (sobbing) PLEASE shut the fuck up
Ah yes, joking about silencing feminists through violence… Comparing feminists to animals… definitely something that people On the Right Side of History would do.
Happy Hanukkah to any Jewish followers of this blog.
“I will not die for the fucking economy”
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This poor bastard is going thru the 5 stages of grief. 😂
“The rice not looking good. You lied to people.”
“Your rice too wet. You fucked up. Don’t bring colander into your rice cooking.”
“Uncle Roger so upset I put my leg down from the chair.”
“You don’t use MSG. How to make good fried rice?!”
I would die for Uncle Roger
Every morning, Hank Hill wakes up and drinks a big glass of Respect Women juice
Take a look at how differently this doggo catches a frisbee ring
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In case you don't know, this literally happened in Brazil. One of the first fatal victims of COVID-19 was the maid of an upper-class woman who had just arrived from Italy and knew she had the symptoms.
“but do you really think Biden is better than–” YES YOU STUPID FUCKS, YES, I REALLY REALLY THINK THAT A MARGINALLY LEFT-WING MOSTLY LAW-ABIDING ADMINISTRATION IS A BETTER OPTION THAN KEEPING THE CURRENT OPENLY CRIMINAL FASCIST ORGANIZATION IN POWER. YES I THINK AN INEPT BUT SLIGHTLY PROGRESSIVE EXECUTIVE BRANCH IS A BETTER OPTION THAN THE ADMINISTRATION THAT IS ACTIVELY MURDERING ITS CITIZENS WITH COVID, KIDNAPPING PROTESTERS, COMMITTING ELECTION FRAUD ON A MASSIVE SCALE, LOCKING CHILDREN IN CAGES, DESTROYING LIVES AND LITERALLY BRINGING BACK NAZIS. YES I REALLY DO THINK THERE IS A DIFFERENCE SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO VOTE YOU STUPID STUPID FUCKS YOU ARE LITERALLY SIGNING US UP FOR 4 MORE YEARS OF TRUMP SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUPPP!!!!!
Here are policies Biden/Harris have supported, and what we could see in his presidency
Heathcare: a public option, increasing ObamaCare subsidies, lowering the price of prescription drugs, and regulating against surprise billing
Climate policy: a green new deal with a carbon tax, support for nuclear power, and $500 billion dollars a year in green spending, and rejoining the Paris Agreement, in order to reach net zero carbon emissions by 2035
Education: free Pre-K and more funding for K-12 schools, plus Bernie’s college tuition bill from the Senate, and providing student debt relief for lower income graduates
A $15 dollar minimum wage, which was a progressive staple back in 2016
Worker’s rights: mandating paid family leave, bringing back the Obama overtime rule that ensured millions of salaried workers would qualify for overtime pay, taking California’s “ABC standard” nationwide to stop gig companies improperly categorizing their workers as independent contractors in order to deny them benefits, ending mandatory arbitration clauses, and more
Union policy: various pro union policies, like “card check”, the House PRO Act (which gives workers more power in labor disputes, increases penalties on retaliation against unionization, would grant hundreds of thousands of workers collective bargaining rights they don’t currently have, and would weaken “right to work” laws), and defending public employee collective bargaining
Criminal justice reform: eliminating private prisons, cash bail, and sentencing disparities, eliminating the death penalty, and more. As well as banning choke holds, pushing more focus on deescalation, stopping the provision of police with military equipment, denying federal funding to problem police departments, reigning in qualified immunity, and other police reforms
Drug reform: legalizing medical marijuana, decriminalizing recreational marijuana, and scrapping federal convictions for mere possession. And with harder drugs, shifting away from mass incarceration, encouraging sending people who merely use various hard drugs to be directed to treatment instead of sent to prison
Immigration reform: giving DREAMers citizenship, ending the wall, ending deportations of non-felon undocumented immigrants, ending attacks on sanctuary cities
Tax reform: undoing Trump’s tax cuts and implementing further tax increases on the wealthy
Increasing funding for infrastructure, with a $1.3 trillion plan, including spending on green infrastructure
Housing and Homelessness: a $640 billion plan to aid in housing, including subsidies to ensure that nobody’s housing costs need to be more than 30% of their income, enacting Maxine Waters’ Ending Homelessness Act to provide $13 billion over 5 years to fight homelessness and build 400k new housing units for the homeless, and the Clyburn-Bennett eviction bill to provide aid for those facing eviction due to financial issues
Rebuilding our alliances, strengthening NATO and the San Francisco system, pulling away from Trump’s belligerent stance on Iran, and ending Trump’s disastrous trade wars
Elizabeth Warren’s bankruptcy reform bill
$78 billion a year on caregiving for expanded childcare and homecare
The Equality Act for LGBT + rights, to outlaw discrimination
As well as the Supreme Court. If Trump gets to replace Breyer and RGB, then you can say goodbye to any progressive reform in the next few decades
my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE