Dollar Store Dracula, my beloved

[timdrakelonghairtruther]

Batfam where everything is what you typically come across except instead of Jason calling Tim 'pretender' or 'replacement' he just calls him a larper

[sourkreem]

a little bit embarrassed to post this bcs thirsting on this loser feels so lame

[fleshdyke]

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

[fleshdyke]

that is supposed to say smile.

[8rgan]

🐇

[jimmyjimsjim]

His life is so difficult

[littleskrib]

In his keep

"My heart is completely in his keeping.

The world would be empty for me without him,

and I could no longer survive."

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[meanbossart]

Hello, and welcome to my quick guide about how breasts-do in relation to arm + shoulder movement feat. scantily clad Jaheira. Who asked for this, you may ask? My conscience, mostly.

This is something I occasionally see misunderstood in artistic depictions of women - dreadfully leading to some core misconceptions about where breasts are supposed to sit at all times - and resulting in some truly head-scratching situations where the same woman's chest may seem droopier😱 depending on🤔 the way she's positioned🫨??? Well, fear no more! The mystery has been solved! You're welcome.

[meanbossart]

It's all coming up Astarion.

[cosmonautroger]

Milton Glaser, Therapy With A Tomato, 1978

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

Video caption: Good guy who talks like a bad guy 

“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.” 

“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.” 

“Oh, I wish I could stay and chat, but I’m afraid I have to take my friend to the airport.” 

[yourheartinyourmouth]

Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go

[zatartheperfect-blog]

Megamind.

[jesncin]

Superman and Martian Manhunter discuss alien fashion

[ciricearts]

he looks adorable theree

[aisatsaa]

echoes of a full house

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[izbnart]

Hanzo and Genji animation yayy

[memopmiff]

I bet on losing dogs

[umbrum77]

Azula: zuko won't let me back in the palace and now I'm on the run how am I supposed to make money and survive?!?

Mai: have you considered being a sex worker.

Azula: not funny Mai. I'm not being some cheap whore.

Mai: you probably wouldn't be cheap.

Azula(sighs): thanks Mai...I can't believe you are the only friend I have left.

Mai(drops gold coin on the table)

Azula(blushes): ah.