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[disgracefulthings]

How to get Senpai to notice you support group

Sha Hualing: Any ideas this week?

Luo Binghe: I was thinking baby-trapping-

Mobei-Jun: That would require them to have sex with us first

Luo Binghe: Yeah, I realized that roadblock. Should we use a aphrodisiac to help?

Shen Jiu: Been there, tried that. Qi-ge didn't want to 'force' himself onto me. What a gentleman, it makes me sick

Sha Hualing: I still think we should organize their kidnapping and save them ourselves

Luo Binghe: But what if Shizun gets hurt!!

Shen Jiu: And I don't think there are many who are able to kidnap a Peak Lord, much less the leader

Mobei-Jun: ...what if we get kidnapped...

Luo Binghe: I don't-

Mobei-Jun: and also get covered in a aphrodisiac that increases fertility

Sha Hualing: That might be crazy enough to work!

Shen Jiu: Hmm, maybe make up a story on how it's a fuck or die aphrodisiac, and it'll be foolproof

Luo Binghe: Let's do it!

[diamondmiami1809]

Flirting in the court as always :)

How I dare not to draw mby’s nose ring when I voted for it?

I’ll never get tired of drawing them, like I read fanfics of liushen, zhushen, mushen, etc. and fanfics like this make fall in love again with bingqiu or in this case bingyuan.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

And BONUS

It was supposed to be mbz and mobei dad, but mbz looks just like mby, anyways if you have read the fic you know of what scene I’m talking about

@confuzing

[arekyve]

SQQ and TLJ can be seen around CQM together quite often discussing plays and various works of literature, after all who better to have such discussions with than the scholar of Qing Jing Peak himself, and a heavenly demon with too much time on his hands and a love for the arts.

One day Shang Qinghua comes across SQQ and TLJ in a heated discussion and he decides to listen in just in case he needs to make a run for it. He overhears a story that SQQ is narrating that sounds quite familiar, as he listens further, a realisation dawns on him. Cucumber bro is explaining the plot of The Lego Movie to tlj.

I wholeheartedly believe shen yuan is a major film bro who would tell tlj the plots of animated movies specifically, like imagine him explaining Ratatouille or shrek to him.

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[red-garden]

How each peak lord addresses their disciples

Yue Qingyuan: “my disciples :)”

Shen Qingqiu (Jiu): “the hellions”

Shen Qingqiu (Yuan): “my ducklings/buns/kids/babies”

Wei Qingwei: “my evil army of minions”

Shang Qinghua (original): “my students 😑”

Shang Qinghua (Xiang Fei): “my horrible children”

Qi Qingqi: “my girls”

Liu Qingge: “my brats”

Mu Qingfang: “my healers in training”

[allpiesforourown]

svsss characters and what fics they'd hate the most

shen yuan - binghe hate fics

luo binghe - liushen

luo bingge - any au that doesnt involve the washerwoman raising him

shen jiu - anything bingjiu

yue qingyuan - shen jiu doesnt get a happy ending

liu qingge - demon liu qingge aus

shang qinghua, liu mingyan, tianlang jun - nothing, they can stand any trash

ning yingying - groomer shen yuan

mu qingfang - medical inaccuracy

mobei jun - literally any perspective of his relationship with qinghua other than his own

feel free to add on

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

[terriwriting]

Sherlock Holmes and The Case of Perhaps We'd Best Leave This One Alone, Watson. There Appears To Be An Excess Of Armed Maniacs In The Vicinity.

[copperbadge]

When I was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year. They were the kind you could buy as a kit -- I don't even know if they exist anymore -- and everyone was assigned (or chose) a character, then received a booklet of clues to share. The idea was to spend an evening in a one-shot LARP designed like an Agatha Christie novel.

I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.

After we solved it, we discovered that the game wasn't from a kit -- the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits. It was the best going-away party I think I could possibly have had.

[spaceistheplaceart]

and i would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling... monsters???

[barclaysangel]

Grace: Apparently at some point when Simon and I were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, he asked me how I felt about pet names, to which I replied "Well you have to call them something".

Grace: The fact that I have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to Simon’s patience.

Rocky: Grace mate is a moronsexual statement.

Grace: Please don't call my mate a moron :(

Grace: Wait—

[anerol152]

I see so many people in this fandom call the ship Cumberplane

You cowards, call it Cumplane like god (the infamous porn author Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky himself) intended

[deadpowol]

[theque3rde3r]

PHM fanart

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[cloudabserk]

seen maybe 1 or 2 people defend tvl by saying its not as racist as people are saying. i’m sorry to tell you this but even if you set aside any critiques of racism it would still be very bad

[cloudabserk]

crying laughing

[penandinkprincess]

i know in my heart that shane is the most obnoxious sick person of all time

not because he's a baby a la classic man cold

but because he will AGGRESSIVELY try to pretend he is not sick

he is trying to gaslight others but ALSO himself

he has a gold medal immune system thank you he did NOT get taken down by ill pikeling spreading Elementary School Plague to him

not happening

as an itty bitty he lied so he wouldn't have to skip hockey, and that has NOT changed as an adult

his true toxic trait is that he WILL be typhoid mary in that locker room if it means he doesn't have to stay home and miss playing

the majority of the struggle when shane is sick is just making him ADMIT he is sick

[burritosong]

Tags via @penandinkprincess

[penandinkprincess]

also CACKLING about the way this looks on the outside.

like. no one else on the team understands Hollander Illness Behavior yet, so they're teasing ilya about being overprotective because shane is SO underplaying it and meanwhile ilya is just, "no, i am so fucking serious. get a medic and then call an ambulance."

and shane who is barely on this realm of existence and about 0.2 seconds from having Involuntary Floor Time is just, "don't worry :) i'll just take an advil or something :)"

WHICH IS NOT HELPING EVERYONE ELSE UNDERSTAND THE MOTHERFUCKING GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION, SHANE, NO MORE CONTRIBUTIONS AT THIS TIME FROM YOU, THANK YOU

[willgrahamscock]

theres something so sinister about how many ai influencers there are and all of them, and I mean every single one of them are oversexualized women with eerily perfect symmetrical faces and exaggerated body proportions

[willgrahamscock]

they're seriously wasting resources to conjure up fake 'hot' women to sell people bullshit, these accounts are making real money