It's Not Pizza, It's Dignorno

Welcome.  I am just un smole synonym roll trying to make it in this world. Enjoy.

[k-eke]

LET ME PLAY!!!!

[bombcollar]

it’s ween

[exceptionerroralex]

the ween is currently being hallowed

[spingeville]

walks out of a closet covered in blood with a goofy lovestruck smile on my face

[peachfromcmbyn]

walks out of a room covered in lipstick kisses with a thousand yard stare

[16woodsequ]

BREAKING NEWS: Writer discovers for the millionth time that they can write whatever they want. Join us now to see if the lesson will stick.

[poetrylesbian]

would give anything to be invited to this

[aquilacalvitium]

Girl's night

[satyriconmp3]

whenever anyone here is like tumblr is actually so cool it's like ok girl 🤨 literally not true. yes i spend 36 hours here every day. that is how i know

[girlology]

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

[killjoystrays]

[eddiebrockx]

LOOK AT MY BABIES !!!! I love them so 💞💞

[fieldofdaisiies]

okay listen, I want a scene where Azriel casually stretches his wings after a long day of training, rolls his shoulders back, cranes his neck, and Eris, who visits the NC for business, chokes on his wine when he sees it.

[never-gonna-deluluu]

[never-gonna-deluluu]

Sometimes I'm concerned over how fiction holds more power over my heart than I ever will.

[sodom-hussein]

[muscle-sorcerer]

[daaaaanver]

[nat-20s]

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

[bettalbimarginata]

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

[guerrillatech]

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

[synebluetoo]

Why would you hide that in the notes

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[frenzyarts]

Something I’ve learned after reading through the barbie tags is that similar to Link, barbie is also LGBT all at once

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Barbie could save Hyrule and Link could be an astronaut/president/mermaid/lawyer/fairy princess

[rydenxo]

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

[rydenxo]

ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.