Keepin It Real

I'm Olivia. I don't do much.

[expertpedestrian]

[misscammiedawn]

[dogpuppy]

[awoo-ga]

Halloween couples costume idea: Girl in A Forbidden Plastic Dress and Dangerous Crow Boy whose Job it is to Destroy Plastic

[iapislazuli]

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified:      g a   ac  cat    a         ca       ’     a   t    at      a   T     a            a t  g         

Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Radish

[iapislazuli]

Did you hear that buddy?

You’re a radish.

[teathattast]

[animentality]

[weirdness-is-good]

[sighinastorm]

This is a painting to me.

[viralfrog]

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[stalinslastsoldier]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[were--ralph]

how did Lou stay so straight faced that is a fucking skill

[glitter-cheese]

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

Lou put so much energy into showing absolutely nothing that he had nothing left to make a joke with and just asked politely.

[despazito]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[bogleech]

Guy convinced he has the world's only horse

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pekingopera]

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[pangur-and-grim]

so for some reason you have all crucified her

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[sesamenom]

pangurbrimbanner

[escapekit]

Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.

[kringeshame]

[all-hail-mono-onion]

the photographer hero we didn’t know we needed

[depresseddeadpoetinactive-deact]

This is the funniest thing ever

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This kills me every time because the description is always “Look how impassive their faces are” and like… are you somehow not seeing the fear in the eyes of the man with the fire

[segamascott]

[riflebrass]

You just had to be there I guess.