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the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

lelouch

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

wearegoingfuckinganywhereman

freakoutgirl

the cure to depression is going to the movies by yourself and getting a drink and popcorn

ashenmind

good lord this thing is useless

fishmech

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

dragongirltongue

Happy horse on mars day

yenvengerberg

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 1, Episode 4 | Season 3, Episode 5

#the vampire lestat #interview with the vampire #iwtvedit #claudia #lestat de lioncourt

lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073

Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone

Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me

sapphling

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

this gothic princess omgggg

#interview with the vampire #the vampire lestat #tvl spoilers #lestat de lioncourt #akasha #okay but I'm in love already #😍😍😍

elfofthewoodlandrealm

Career goal: village witch

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