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functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

maseratus

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

mousidy

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

mousidy

bisthefairy

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

maightymai

cipheramnesia

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

pyromanics-hollow

i'm not back quite yet, but i wanted to drop this here

but, i made a little dangly yes-man papercraft though & wanted to share !

sorry that the quality got chopped quite a bit,,

pics of him already made down below ↓

to make him swing :

(i'm horrible at explaining things so please bare with me)

you need to get a spare piece of paper, a gluestick, hotglue (optional), and a holepuncher

holepunch all of the holes that are marked, make sure its aligned

cut a long-ish triangle out on said spare paper, and apply glue to it and roll it up so its like a cylinder

trim some of the cylinder down if you want, if theyre too long

cut tiny squares out, and stick the cylinder down on it (you can use hotglue for this part, i found it sturdier)

put the limbs through the cylinders, and put another square down so it wont slide off

also this is optional, but if you want to hang him up on something, i suggest using the back of a small binder clip, and hot gluing to the back of his head !

complex-analytic-dysfunction

headspace-hotel

Here's an idea about why kids are so anxious and depressed all the time...the environments kids are in most of the time are very stressful and don't fulfill their needs for play, rest, proper variety of foods, positive social opportunities, and freedom from fear pain punishment etc

headspace-hotel

Like everyone with any basic understanding of animal welfare knows that if you put an animal in an enclosure that is too crowded, without hiding spots, with no freedom to move around, no ability to avoid harsh and stressful stimuli, and scare it by shouting at it and punishing it, the animal will become stressed and start chewing its own fur off or hurting itself or become sick or unable to eat...

But we expect human children to grow up in these conditions and literally blame them when they develop the exact type of problems that any creature under those conditions would

ravenfleesfire

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

#my fictional planet with fictional countries populated by penguin-based aliens has my local community college in it #(not saying it obvs for internet safety)

spiribia

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

loki-zen

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

mtndewpitchblack

kiefbowl

amygdalae

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

amygdalae

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

strkid

don’t forget: deathly allergic and somehow im the asshole if I ask you to not bring your fucking dog

I wish life was like Fallout New Vegas. I wish I could complete a bunch of quests in order to level up my science and then understand chemistry, physics, computers, and all that. Instead I have to study everything individually and most classes cost money. Sigh.

superdaisypowerhour

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

imsobadatnicknames2

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

mini-wrants

The thing that’s always missing from the “women didn’t fight for the right to work they were already working they fought to get paid” is that many women also very much wanted to work.

Women wanted to be lawyers and engineers and chemists. They wanted to use their brains in challenging and interesting ways. They wanted to get the satisfaction from solving problems and inventing new shit and getting attention for it.

I know not everyone is born with intellectual curiosity or drive or determination but some people are and many of those people are women.

mini-wrants

I’m gonna be so honest I do think it’s possible that even black women and poor white women had dreams and intellectual prowess and fight tooth and nail for the right to do meaningful work.

Like I don’t think the black women who worked as computers at NASA were only doing it for the paycheck, you know? I don’t think that curiosity or ambition are something that gets passed down along with wealth and a title.

cardassiangoodreads

Weirdly racist and classist to think only rich white women wanted to be educated!

mini-wrants

This website loves the concept of universal basic income and argues that even if everyone got a living wage, we’d still have doctors and scientists and engineers and preschool teachers because people love the work itself, right?

Do women count as people in this equation. Did women count as people back in the 1800s?

There are 101 posts about women already working, they just wanted to get paid. Let’s say they were all given equal pay, would we currently live in a world with no female doctors or lawyers? I don’t think so.

cardassiangoodreads

The number of us in academia, a field which currently pays terribly and has shit job security, would suggest there are some people (and more women than men) who do this for love of the game more than paycheck.

Also, there are women who are bad at and can’t stand domestic work and wouldn’t do it even for pay. I know tumblr has convinced themselves that women who genuinely don’t enjoy anything “feminine” are privileged, but I would bet the whole fact that people with money pay others to do things like clean for them would suggest that in fact a lot of people despise these tasks and not all of those people are men.