wallacepolsom
i don't do bad sauce passes
Peter Solarz
Mike Driver
Kaledo Art
pixel skylines
titsay
dirt enthusiast
$LAYYYTER
RMH
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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occasionally subtle
Kiana Khansmith
Show & Tell
Jules of Nature
trying on a metaphor
romaā
Stranger Things
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@dontdropme
The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a cowards choice and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration
turn on ya location and we can talk
Hope you understand sign language then cause all youāre gonna be seeing is hands
water mites
they kinda vibin doe
i just predicted and then immediately fulfilled the prophesy of running into a shiny pokƩmon in this one single random encounter. i am unto a god
unto a god
The other day I saw a murkrow pop up on Pokemon Go and I was like āIāve caught a bajillion Murkrow but thereās always the chance this one is shiny even if it probably isntā AND IT WAS.
this post is now a shiny charm. likes charge reblogs cast
Shiny luck to everyone in Galar!
dirt is basically crushed up rocks right
and. salt is a rock
so is granulated saltā¦ā¦.. dirt?
are you telling meā¦.. that HAMBURGERS are DIRT
customer: this tastes like dirt
me an intelectual: thatās because it is
Iām beginning to understand your rivalry with geologists @glumshoe
well they are made of ground beef, after all
Ground/soils engineering would allow salt = soil, but probably more specifically as either sand (table salt) or gravel (sea salt flakes) so š
BABY YODA CANON
Baby Yoda Cannon
get him out of there
How fast?
HEY BUDDY YOUVE BEEN IN YOUR DEPRESSION MOSS-COVERED HOLLOW STUMP FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS NOW IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT?
It needs more moss
I KNOW ITS COZY BUT THIS ISNT HEALTHY FOR YOU OR THE LICHEN CULTURE
I AM rhe lichen culture
BEING COVERED IN MOSS DOESNT MAKE YOU MOSS LICHENTHROPY IS NOT A REAL THING
I have a crush on this girl
If u don't have a crush on this girl u better start lying
there are more pictutes but iām literally so happy with how this turned out omgggg
ugh everyone is being so kind, i love u all
i miss having time to do this
no offence but the bass line from feel good inc. could pull me out of a coma
does anyone else feel like they constantly have to justify everything they do? Iike Iām always mentally preparing a reason behind everything just in case anyone was to question it.
Usually yes. But today I ducked a handrail while waiting for someone on the stairs and sat with my legs dangling off the edge of the staircase, and when people asked me why I just smiled and shrugged. Felt great.
Best game
Look how much fun this doggo is having with his human friends š„°
Actually, I rather like being trans
I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesnāt quite have the same āI will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosingā kind of verve
you cant just pick and choose your gender
Well maybe YOU canāt, coward.
[Caption start]
(A shot of a computer screen with google translate set at the english language with a paragraph typed in, the mouse moves to click on the listen button)
(The scene changes to show a young lady wearing black shirt with a white horizontal stripe, they have black nails and a silver pendant necklace with silver earrings)
(Google translate with somber music playing) Jess it's okay that when you went on your first date with a guy, you accidentally said 'I love you' to him when you were getting out of his car and instead of saying 'oh sorry, didnt mean to say that', you reacted by flailing your arms and accidentally hitting him in the face and he hit his head on the side of the car and one of your fingers went up his nostril.
(Presumably the jess in the story goes through many expressions of mute mortification and embarrassment)
[End caption]
You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
Pleaseā¦ Please tell meā¦ This was scriptedā¦
Can someone transcript this?
@queer-anna
Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that Iām working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the districtās mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.
(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)
Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: Itās a Gender-Bread Person.
Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All Iām asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! IāM NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! Iām NOT A BOOMER!
The class, in unison: Okay, Boomer.
thanks!!
just to add some background, the tiktok is from the teacherās account, heās making fun of boomers who are actually like this, please donāt attack him for letting his students have fun at his expense
Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.
