Stuff and things

22, UCSC student, Anthropology, Politics, the environment, tv. When I post on here it's random, if I like something, imma prolly reblog it.

[offlineslut]

adventure time

[demonius-darkblade]

[lolwtfmemes]

[dennys]

Believed to be eggstinct for more than a million years, a giant prehistoric egg from the sea is back for revenge!!!

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[dailyjackiechan]

dont forget him

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

I won’t

[bgm05]

[weloveshortvideos]

[tumbylr]

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

[kaijubeast]

this is my new favorite video

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this video is the visual definition of hubris

[erarg]

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

[upsidedowncat]

The Krusty Krab Conspiracy

Okay so you know how on The Krusty Krab there are flags on the front

Right, so I remembered the other day that there is a Maritime Flag Language for sailors, and each flag has a different meaning, but when put together, they spell out a word. I have decided to figure out what it says.

Mkay so here’s the thing this center flag 

does not exist so I can only assume that they are trying to mimic the first flag on the list? Also, the 4th one appears to be upside-down.

But what it says (if you assume it’s the first one) is Romeo-India-Alpha-Uniform-Kilo or RIAUK which, from detailed internet research, only seems to be a 43-year-old woman on a dating website I’ve never heard of. Since that is not a word, I am going to investigate into the ICS (International Code of Signal) flag meanings using Wikipedia. 

So according to Wiki, it says

(Kay so Romeo doesn’t have an ICS meaning so we are off to a great start)-                                                                                                                     “I am altering my course to port.”-                                                                    “I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed.” -                                 “You are running into danger.”-                                                                         “I wish to communicate with you.”

So what we can gather from this is that the creators/artist for the classic series Spongebob Squarepants have absolutely no idea what the Maritime Flag Language is. 

[xxxebonydarknessxxx-deactivated]

i was hoping to find somerhing interesting and then u pull the rug

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

reading this was completely useless for sure

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[parakeet]

[chaz-serir]

God I just shared this video with Dad the other night and we kept giggling about it afterwards.

[samandriel]

What makes this really funny is that water is free in Scotland, so buying bottled water there really is considered a complete joke

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[lovesjustachemical]

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

[localstarboy]

[santas-clauze]

ill never forget how funny this is

[curseworm]

if i lived in the wild west i would be kicked by a horse and the sharp edge of the hoof would give me a deep wound and i would die of necrotizing fasciitis at age 17

[curseworm]

if i lived in medieval times i would be kicked by a horse and lose my balance and crush my skull on a large rock and die of brain trauma at age 17

[curseworm]

but i live in the computer age and im immortal babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

hey robin wanna stand next to this horse for a second

[curseworm]

boy do i ever!!

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

good! this horse is your friend and will never harm you :)

[curseworm]

cant say the same!

[unclefather]

a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???

[unclefather]

Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”