[vanillacherie]

kitty artist 🌈🖍️

[asaltysquid]

The divine act of creation. To craft and mold yourself to completion.

[rockshitty]

Does this fanfiction make sense? Hold water? Not an ounce! Does that mean I’m going to stop writing it? Not an ounce! I’m a moron with a keyboard and half an idea and that’s your problem now. God couldn’t stop me and neither could my dad, and now I’m on your screen with another thousand words of whatever the fuck this is. Bon appetite bitch!

[programmerhumour]

Relatable

[association-of-free-people]

🤔

[elpatron56]

[firstdegreeliberty]

Best part tho?

[minimoefoe]

#my two personalities

[demilypyro]

the biggest problem with therapy is you dont get a reward for doing your best

[demilypyro]

literally how hard could it be to have a little bowl of cookies and you’re allowed to take one

[fadedmoonbeam]

The reward is you working through your …stuff and feeling better about it + finding new and healthier ways to live

[demilypyro]

no

[demilypyro]

[exitwound]

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

[transarsonist]

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

[citrono-kirbo]

[straycatj]

Mr. J, you're so serious. You should spice things up and use 🥰 for once instead of 😑. It will be good for your health.

I'm sorry because I'm nervous middle age man...... 😑

[ash-rigby]

“and part of this character’s arc is them learning how to be loved and cared for”

me every time: oh my god part of this character’s arc is them learning how to be loved and cared for

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[scarlettheknight]

team nice dynamite

[andmaybegayer]

remember to regularly change your pronouns, for security reasons.

[pissvortex]

someones entire work uniform like the hat shirt and pants is just thrown on the ground in this parking lot

[pissvortex]

they QUIT quit

[gun-flame]

bro this isn’t funny he despawned please delete this

[beaucolics]

I honestly feel that working in a little old bookstore would solve all of my problems.

[clickingkeyboards]

A compilation of all the ‘Dan tunnelling to England’ comments since March 2020

[evangelionreference]

[memewhore]