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[companionwitch]

Merry Crisis

[naamahdarling]

*voices in unison to the tune of O Christmas Tree/O Tannenbaum*

Oh ChrisChris Tree, Oh ChrisChris Tree, How lovely are your faces!

*with declining control and barely-suppressed laughter*

Covered in celebrities, Mostly actors and one former governor of New Jersey!

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

[setheverman]

december mood?

[everythingsmellsofrum]

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[dinuguan]

[biscuitsarenice]

“Here in the Pacific, 200 metres down, we enter an alien world… This is barreleye a fish with a transparent head filled with jelly so that it can look up through its skull.” - Sir David Attenborough

Blue Planet II

[krystenritalin]

most fish just grow their eyes on the sides of they head but okay

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[yogurtycup]

Literally any sort of media, whether in person or on the Internet: [contains the word ‘worm’

Me:

[bunny-banana]

at first i thought this is supposed to say “he, and” in russian

[whatthefoucault]

On this day in 1986, Star Trek IV: The One With The Whales, the greatest film ever made, was released in US cinemas.

In celebration of this very special day, I should like to wish a double dumbass on all of you.

[dooter]

The One With The Whales

[moththey69]

Can someone tell me why the fuck the people in my grandparents old folks community dressed up as sperm for Halloween? I feel like I’m having a stroke

[saddest-cat-hours]

[dooter]

Australian: making my way down town

Australian: walking fast

Magpie: aggressive bird noises

Australian: walking faster

[memeingfulday]

Aww

[oppa-homeless-style]

why is this screenshot at critically low health

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[frogofhonor]

you would not believe your pants

if ten million fire ants

[thebestoftumbling]

[ffucjkkkkk]

this is so GOOD and PUre

[deeplylearning]

I’m crying

[inkyoooo-deactivated20161104]

I’m ill in bed and I think this just healed me

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

Terry Cruz is 6'3 and 240 pounds.

read this as ted cruz and i almost fucking died