>:D

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[hallownest-archive-deactivated2]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[dunmeshistash]

Daydream Hour - Laios' Party & Christmas

[clownowo]

i like that the grand fest trailer included a tour bus that i assume all 3 groups share because i think they'd drive each other insane

[polymoth]

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

[bane-of-technology]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Bob’s calling in sick the rest of the week.

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Honestly the only kind of journalism that should exist is the kind where journalists commit self-harm in front of a camera for my enjoyment.

[the-alethiometer]

He just, bit right into it with no hesitation. Just no sense of danger.

[cthulhucoffee]

[bitsandpieces1024]

[staffs-secret-blog]

[staffs-secret-blog]

Guys. I do not think he was joking when he said this

[demilypyro]

/lh: light handjob

/jk: jacking kock

/pos: piece of shit

/s: sexy

[usopps-froggy-hat]

nami with glasses and pigtails is so precious

[kelzosmellzo]

special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason

[kelzosmellzo]

forgot to add one of the best ones, my fault

[itskyalenotkyletoo]

[itskyalenotkyle]

Lmaoo

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

It's disrespectful

[smirnoffpasta]

This is SPECTACULARLY done

[quadradaz]

I feel called out

[topazteardrop]

The true joy of this weeks GameChanger is seeing Sam Reich actually standing in the same frame as his contestants so we can see he is actually a Short King™️

[anexperimentallife]

[prismatic-bell]

I’m 33 and American. This myth is so widespread here I didn’t know the truth until I was TWENTY-NINE. I was literally taught something similar IN COLLEGE—that the Puritans were so reactionary in America as a result of what happened to them in England. And this was in a class about the history of witchcraft accusations and the Salem witch trials. Like, we were taught that they were horrible HERE, but the narrative was still that they faced injustice in England.

This wasn’t a stupid teacher, either. She had her first doctorate and was pursuing a second. Basically everything else I learned in that class checks out. The myth just runs THAT DEEP.

[dduane]

Yep. :/

[mayaishiipeters]

i love character polls that make zero sense until you read op's url. it'll be like

ROUND ONE

Dewey Wilkerson vs. Shiv Roy

and then you read the url and it says youngestsiblingdeathmatch and you're like oh ok

[the-a-j-universe]

The correct answer is Dewey. It's always Dewey.

[sunstonez-deactivated20250514]

Oh boy I can't wait to log into discord and see what my friends were up to while I was asle-

[jaegershund]

Shakespeare's Macbeth