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btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

miamaimania

“A poem, an exercise in omitting letters” ⌇ Thomas Penny · concrete poetry

the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

flowerinaflame

hallogallo

Smug face of a free man

to-orrr

here are some more cats 🍓

ohgodohfuckohgeez

Welp. Google's AI horseshit has arrived. And I'm not complying. They can pry my ID out of my cold dead hands. I will simply go elsewhere. Remember folks, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR IDs. Do not comply. Resist, fight it, use other browsers or sources beyond youtube and google controlled services. Call them. Email them. Make noise. Fight back.

mocrlbmutwwwptth

I've been using Google as my main mail service since 2006, and every single account or service I've ever signed up for was made with that address. For a long time I thought it'd be impossible to divorce myself from Google.

It took less than 5 minutes to switch to a ProtonMail account, less than 2 hours to download and/or offload every byte of data from my Google account, and less than 3 days to change every single account or service I've ever signed up for to the new address.

As of today, the only single one I have that's still tied to it is YouTube. It's the only thing I'd lose access to if I deleted my Google acount entirely.

They really, really want you to believe that it's a hassle to switch to a different email system. But it's not. Most websites and/or services allow you to change the email address associated with it.

I've been using Google for almost 2 decades and it only took a few days to move everything. It's not a painful sacrifice; it's an easy change that, frankly, has absolutely been worth it.

twilight-deviant

Proton Shoutout

You can and should switch to a free, encrypted Proton email account. You also get all of the below perks. For free. There is no trick. It is paid for by the people with paying plans. I am one of them. The (completely functional) free tier is there to entice you into getting a paid account with even more perks. (It worked on me.) But there's no penalty or pressure for staying with the free account.

Also get your stuff off the google drive and put it on Proton's drive. It is encrypted. Only you with your password can access it. Not even Proton can see what you put in there.

tzikeh

Switch everything away from Google. It's easy and it's important. Read above, click the link for Proton, download your gmail and switch.

caspianthegeek

I want to ask what they were thinking using a team of allocishet white men who specialize in dark fantasy and horror to write a queer comedy in 2026, but I suspect the reason is no one respectable would touch Neil Gaiman's work after we found out about his rapist history.

And it'd be nice if they gave a fuck, but they don't even care enough to watch it.

And now we know what was wrong with Good Omens 3, and I am so sorry for all of us it let down. Both the fans and creative team who loved it and did their best.

emfandomitewrites

Explains so fucking much.

So much for "the finale's in good hands." People, we spent 3 years being flat-out LIED to.

We were told NG wouldn't be involved in the actual script for the finale. His name appears TWICE on the writing credits screen.

We were told the story would be handled by people who cared about GO as much as we did. And THIS jackwagon couldn't be bothered to even watch the POS finale he helped fucking write, which in turn tells us he neither read the book nor watched S1/S2.

I'm so angry I could scream (if only I COULD scream... Lost that ability decades ago).

*draws a deep breath and counts to ten, really wishing I could summon lightning*

I refuse to let them win. We might not get an on-screen canon ending befitting our Ineffables, the humans who make up their actual world, or the world they all loved so much... But we DO have the option to reject what was never real, and continue the reality we love, fight for OUR Good Omens world.

I'm doing my part, by continuing my own S3 version, in which our Ineffables, along with all the modern humans they know, Jesus, and several very good angels, manage to save Earth and Heaven both, and you actually get to hear "I love you"s and see our demon and angel actually get to be a REAL Us.

imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202

Continue✨ Keep going✨

tartrazeen

Thank you, lady 🤗

kukoyi-deactivated20210512

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home…

everybodywantstorueltheworld-de

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

mamawolfsmith87

In case anyone needs this today or ever.

divorcedbasil

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

thebaconsandwichofregret

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

phinarei

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

billcarden

how it feels to have thoughts and feelings and problems you lowkey can't talk to anyone about

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isawken

june vision board

seymour-butz-stuff

Time to feed unprofessional managers what they’ve been dishing out for far too long.

beaniebaneenie

Couple things here, for when you do this to people:

1. if you get the “answer my call” text, NEVER ANSWER THE CALL.

They are calling you because they want to have the conversation verbally, and be able to lie later about what they said or didn’t say. Force them to continue via text or email- force them to continue the conversation in writing or not at all.

2. “Lack of 2 weeks notice is unprofessional!” or the other version, “Not providing notice is illegal!”

No it isn’t. Neither is true.

And in the US, all states except Montana are “at will” employment (though you may hear an employer refer to it as “right to work” to make it sound better, it’s the same thing). Sure, at-will employment means they can fire you without cause, BUT! It also means that you are not legally required to give a reason for quitting, or to give notice of any kind.

Is it polite to give notice when you can? Sure. Do bosses expect it? Absolutely. But that does not make you legally required to provide it.

3. The only thing I would change in the worker’s interaction here was their response when initially asked to come in.

Employee: “Hey Mark. Sorry I’m unable to cover the shift tonight because I’m studying for my exam tomorrow.”

Don’t give a reason for your lack of availability. It may be tempting to. You may feel rude if you don’t.

DON’T DO IT.

You do not owe your boss any information about what you do off the clock, and any reason you give will only ever be used against you.

Boss: “Hey I need you to cover Jasper’s shift tonight.”

Employee: “Sorry, I’m not available.”

And leave it at that.

Do not elaborate.

Do not offer additional information.

When you boss asks you to elaborate, because they will, be polite but firm. “With respect, that’s personal. I’m sorry, but I’m unavailable to cover this shift/work late/come in early/etc.”

Be a broken record- you’re unavailable. That’s the only information they need to know, and it’s the only information they have a LEGAL RIGHT to know.

Please stop giving your bosses information they don’t need to know and don’t get to have, because they’re only going to try and use it to fuck you over later.

reasonandempathy

My job is HR. The above is completely accurate.

patricia-taxxon

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"