we go down

[pukicho]

hey atheists

if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?

[idle-programmer]

But Puki, if God exists, how come I have this fucking picture of not him?

[pukicho]

He was just there a minute ago

[pukicho]

He went out

[downtotheabyss]

He gone to get that milk?

[wooteena]

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

[offishly]

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

[wooteena]

what the fuck 😁

[enderenby404]

Yeah this is a thing

[krystal-prisms]

Are you serious

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No they’re very real

[bisexualredactedenergy]

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

[fan-enby-anonymous]

It’s fun

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh, it’s a blast.

[moonybyte]

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

[strawberrydragon]

Yeah, it’s not a permanent store. A company will rent an empty building for the 2-3 months before halloween, sell halloween stuff, and then clean everything up and disappear until the following year. And they’ll usually set up in different buildings from year to year. They just find any good-sized empty store space that will give them a cheap, short-term lease.

It’s so temporary that the halloween stores don’t even have a real sign, they just hang up a banner outside:

[wheeled-jack]

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

[velvety-vixen]

that is exactly what we’re telling you

[dear-ao3]

and! the spirit halloween franchise is owned by spencers!!!

[downtotheabyss]

You Americans are crazy.... I like that, keep at it.

It brings me joy.

[downtotheabyss]

Time is really weird... Sometimes it goes so fast that what felt like an minute was actually 30 but then sometimes 1 minute can feel like it's been hours..

[downtotheabyss]

Behold, something that hurts more being stepped on than a Lego

(also that's my baby, looking very worried for her toy)

[writing-prompt-s]

You die and discover hell exists. Worse yet, you find out that the only reason you’re here is because when you were 2 and a half years old, you accidentally made a deal with the devil.

[downtotheabyss]

... I really wanted that cookie

[downtotheabyss]

I LIVED BITCHES!

[downtotheabyss]

I love my family.. There were a lot of snow today and we decided to go sledding together! Me, my nephew, my brother, my parents, my aunt and her husband and my grandmother and grandfather! 

Honestly, felt like a little kid again! We spend like 4 hours there, drank hot chocolate, had some sausages by the fire, laughed and talked.

It was a good day.

[downtotheabyss]

I’m house and pet sitting for my parents this weekend. The fridge is full, a huge bed, a bathtub, cute pets(two dogs and one kitten) and i get to be away from my annoying neighbors?

This. This is the life~!

[dear-ao3]

PUSSY LIKE A GUILLOTINE???????

[dear-ao3]

this post is in fact based off a reading i did for class!

[downtotheabyss]

I need to know  more

[downtotheabyss]

So... had a bit of a rough night.... Went to the toilet at night and my bathroom was overflowing... PANIK!

So of course i called our water facility and turned off the water, thankfully i caught it early and managed to put a stop to it, so just a scare really.

come morning they visited and got the bathrooms working again, still, i slept like 3 hours and was late for work...

but get this...

turns out that my friggin neighbors were putting CAT LITTER down the toilet!

Just... Why? 

[downtotheabyss]

I FINALLY GOT THE PS5!!! I’M SO HAPPY!

[catasters]

[downtotheabyss]

you didn’t pay the toll? get the roll.

[downtotheabyss]

*clears throat*

Pears are better than apples.

[downtotheabyss]

If anyone ever tells you, you need a colonoscopy..

RUN BITCH, RUUUNNNN!

I had mine done yesterday and it hurt worse than anything i’ve ever felt!

I’ve had broken bones, dislocated shoulders, horrid migraines and 26 stitches to my wrist(i got cut badly by glass that broke) and without a doubt, this hurt worse

I was literally screaming from the pain!

I know i know… It needed to be done..

But i can still bitch about it, yes?

[downtotheabyss]

Another thing! The process of emptying the stomach! It went to shit!(pun intended) 

 Apparently, i’m allergic to the stuff you need to drink, so guess who had to call an ambulance because they were having a hard time breathing and covered in hives?

me.

Who pretty much shat in the ambulance, because they had drank stuff that was used to empty the stomach?

me.

who then had to be without food for 24 hours and drink only water and clear juice, in hopes that the stomach was empty enough for that fucking colonoscopy?

me.

Man, my life sucks....

[downtotheabyss]

If anyone ever tells you, you need a colonoscopy..

RUN BITCH, RUUUNNNN!

I had mine done yesterday and it hurt worse than anything i’ve ever felt!

I’ve had broken bones, dislocated shoulders, horrid migraines and 26 stitches to my wrist(i got cut badly by glass that broke) and without a doubt, this hurt worse

I was literally screaming from the pain!

I know i know... It needed to be done..

But i can still bitch about it, yes?

[itsapmseymour]

Luigi knows what tags you have saved.

[downtotheabyss]

Well, Luigi is about to be very traumatized.

[downtotheabyss]

It’s really funny how when we were kids, naps were like the worst thing ever. it cut down play time and we weren’t that tired anyway.

As an adult, however? Naps. Are. The. Best. Thing. EVER.

i just took 2 hour nap and i feel fantastic! I’m always down for a snooze!

and i have the biggest, fluffiest  blanket ever!