[blemgoid]

entering the polycule not as a conqueror, but a liberator

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[bramst]

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[hotvampireadjacent]

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[our-queer-experience]

[datasoong47]

[pseudosoviet-deactivated2025060]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[mayhamster]

Holy fuck

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

[6fft4-deactivated20240911]

how do you mean

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

[viralfrog]

[hbmmaster]

[nine-hyacinth]

i'm really enjoying the way that this makes it sound like it's his fault. like it's blaming him