Alice's Shartposts

i have severe issues. she/he

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[ozempicofficial]

[russellradio]

one of my favorite things ever is eddie explaining the intricate inner workings of buck to other people because he knows him - and everyone expects him to. extremely married behavior.

[elainiisms]

"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am

[rylandsgrace]

#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

[deathwarlock]

It's 3:36 am I'm at work sitting at my desk eating a bell pepper like it's an apple

[deathwarlock]

[deathwarlock]

@swordoftheberserkgutsrage

[officialbabygirl-deactivated202]

[noelle-ism]

[redfagdiver]

[teaboot]

[brudiza-spudnik]

[ciricearts]

cuack i drew them again

[starspilli]

i lost the ask my bad! but here is jason for an anon

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[endbrain]

fuck you

[nayruwu]

fixed it for u <3

[slitherpunk]

[theoreinflores]

[lacefuneral]

horse divorce

[harpieunion]

Do you think in the mystery flesh pit universe they make 7/4 jokes like we make 9/11 jokes

2007 called… oh my god. Oh my god. Horrible news. Holy shit.

[spinchs-field]

tricking my friends into becoming friends with my other pals by hanging out with both of them at once then leaving and letting them chat. the fools have fallen right into my trap. my web of friends grows stronger and more complex. the absolute sheep

[commonzinnia]

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

[normal-horoscopes]

You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

[normal-horoscopes]

There's an oompa looma in a cardinal robe

[cryptotheism]

[siffrin-enthusiast-deactivated2]

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

[nonbinarythoughts]

3. stop banning Black people for no reason

[lockandkeyhyena]

4. stop suppressing posts about Palestine for no reason

[siffrin-enthusiast-deactivated2]

reblog this version actually

[onibotching]

5. stop having reasons to ban trans and black people, or suppress posts about Palestine. Your bigotry is showing, be better or give the site to someone who isn't a huge bigot

[thehumantrampoline]

A PSA about trucks from a truck driver

I and some colleagues were talking about how we wish everyone could see the safety videos that our company was showing us, because I don’t think most people understand how traffic works in a truck. So here’s some things we wish everyone on the road knew.

- we’re not kidding about tailgating. If you’re right behind us on a straight highway? Chances are we have NO IDEA you’re there, which means we can’t anticipate any of your movements. Plus slowing down takes multiple downshifts, so we might start decreasing speed way earlier than you expect.

- We’re not kidding about any of our blind spots. WE CAN’T SEE YOU, GUYS.

- That bit about slowing down taking a while? The same goes for when you’re in front of us. Don’t cut off a truck. Oh god, PLEASE don’t cut off a truck. If you cut me off, I’m not irritated, I’m terrified. For YOU. It can take 7 to 9 seconds for us to stop. DON’T CUT OFF TRUCKS.

- Before you get mad about how slow we’re going on the highway, keep in mind that many companies govern their vehicles so they literally CAN’T go over 60 or 65. This is a good thing, I promise. Because…

- Do you know what happens when a car meets a truck in an accident? The car gets totaled and the truck needs a new coat of paint. You will not win this fight. I know nobody likes getting stuck behind a big dumb truck, but it’s not worth your life.

We are trying our best to protect you from our 80,000 pound death machines. Please help us out.

[delightfullysuperbruins-deactiv]

This information is actually useful.  Thanks for posting.

[thehumantrampoline]

A PSA about trucks from a truck driver

I and some colleagues were talking about how we wish everyone could see the safety videos that our company was showing us, because I don’t think most people understand how traffic works in a truck. So here’s some things we wish everyone on the road knew.

- we’re not kidding about tailgating. If you’re right behind us on a straight highway? Chances are we have NO IDEA you’re there, which means we can’t anticipate any of your movements. Plus slowing down takes multiple downshifts, so we might start decreasing speed way earlier than you expect.

- We’re not kidding about any of our blind spots. WE CAN’T SEE YOU, GUYS.

- That bit about slowing down taking a while? The same goes for when you’re in front of us. Don’t cut off a truck. Oh god, PLEASE don’t cut off a truck. If you cut me off, I’m not irritated, I’m terrified. For YOU. It can take 7 to 9 seconds for us to stop. DON’T CUT OFF TRUCKS.

- Before you get mad about how slow we’re going on the highway, keep in mind that many companies govern their vehicles so they literally CAN’T go over 60 or 65. This is a good thing, I promise. Because…

- Do you know what happens when a car meets a truck in an accident? The car gets totaled and the truck needs a new coat of paint. You will not win this fight. I know nobody likes getting stuck behind a big dumb truck, but it’s not worth your life.

We are trying our best to protect you from our 80,000 pound death machines. Please help us out.

[delightfullysuperbruins-deactiv]

This information is actually useful.  Thanks for posting.