Dragoncat's Ramblings

she/her 90s kid autistic

[mbkieran]

spin the wheel and make a story!

asterisk (*) = optional

the main character's: gender species/race occupation*

the setting: primary secondary*

the genre: primary secondary*

and finally: the main conflict

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

South American cyber city Intersex giant butler who kidnapped someone babeyyyyyyyy

[dragoncat91]

Male fairy TV personality imprisoned in a forest, adults only rating!

[dragoncat91]

Beat the Heat

(Prompt fill for 30+fanfic discord, beat the heat.)

“I thought when you returned from Garreg Mach the crest shenanigans would stop. But noooooo!”

“Come on, the crest powered magic rolling ball is at least a party trick.”

“It's humiliating.”

“You need to chill.”

“Khalid, it's afternoon in the middle of summer and Gunes has us all in his brick oven buttcrack. There will be no chilling.” Uzair stomped away, fuming, and ignored the palace women at their table as he passed them. Including his pregnant wife.

“I was about to ask him for more chocolate syrup.” Danah said, scooping the last bit of chocolate syrup onto a fried asparagus spear.

Khalid frowned. “Sorry about that, I didn't set him off on purpose.”

“The 'crest powered magic rolling ball' was impressive, but I agree with him.” Farah took a drink of her iced tea. “You're a grown man and a father, you've gotta set an example for two kids with crests of their own.”

Khalid had been six when his Riegan crest revealed itself. During roughhousing with Uzair of all things. They'd both been terrified. Giselle and Collin were eight and had used their crests for the first time at five. They'd known of them their whole lives.

“I understand,” he said. “Danah, I can get you the chocolate syrup. If the baby will accept it from their uncle.”

Danah looked at him and rolled her eyes. “It all goes in the same by the time they get it.”

After bringing Danah the chocolate syrup, Khalid returned to the esteemed guest room. It was actually his old bedroom from all those years ago, but Hilda didn't need to know that. It was now furnished for adult guests, with a brass bed big enough for a couple, a garderobe, a zeer pot full of food, and a beaded curtain leading to a walk in pantry. When he walked in, it was clear that his kids had found the mango sherbet he'd tried to hide in the zeer pot.

“Hilda, I told you to keep that sherbet at the bottom of the pot and distract them from it.” He muttered.

“It was so good!” Collin jumped up and spilled melted sherbet remnants out of the bowl onto the bed.

Giselle took the bowl from him and put both bowls and spoons on the dish tray. Both twins were wearing only shorts and a simple shirt in Giselle's case. It was too hot to force them to wear much.

Hilda was still in her pajamas. She'd brought summer pajamas, but they didn't do very good for a cold desert night. But now it was the right temperature. But she still couldn't go out on the town wearing those. “We can let them have sherbet for breakfast once in their lives,” she said.

“Look at them, they're bouncing off the walls! They need to run it off! Pool's open!”

The kids' attention was caught at the sound of the word “pool”. After everyone changed into pool clothes and grabbed towels, they were off.

Hilda was strutting around in the shallow end, her pink ruffled two piece swimsuit leaving little to the imagination. Khalid lounged at the corner of the pool and let out a low whistle when she passed him.

She acted offended. “Claude, stop.” Her tone betrayed her words. She was liking the attention. But she had used the name she first knew him as. She sat beside him near the corner of the pool.

He looked at her. “So I might have offended Uzair. He doesn't like the crest powered rolling ball party trick.”

“Aww.” She frowned. “How is it that one of your brothers was an asshole and your other is such a tender sweetheart?”

He smiled. “That's a great question. But my hunch is the moms. I never met Nasira, but Dad has nothing good to say about her. Won't even call her by her name. Just calls her 'the succubus'. So Shahid turned out nasty. Then Jasmine, well she's mellow and sweet. She's still stern when she needs to be. Uzair turned out mellow then. And me...” He chuckled. “I guess since my mom takes crap from nobody and has charisma then that's how I turned out.”

“You all have some of your dad in you too.” She said. “That's basic science.”

“I thought you didn't pay attention in that class.”

She huffed. “I did! Just enough to pass!”

“You never did like the professor making you work.” He said, a trill in his voice. “So you didn't need to work. Or else you'd have retaken it.”

“Oh, stop it.” She giggled and bat her eyelashes.

He stood up. The twins were in the middle of some game with their cousin Nasrin in the childrens' section of the pool. Uzair had come to chaperone. Khalid smiled. Thanks, bro. He knew he couldn't stay mad forever.

Perfect opportunity to sneak away and get frisky if Hilda was willing. It was time to show her how Almyran couples liked to beat the heat.

[smidare]

Moots game ! Tag your to know them better !

Last song:

Last series/movie:

Last thing I ate:

Last place I go to:

Last video game:

last song: wherever you are by one ok rock

last series/movie: goodmorning call ⊹⁺⸜(ᐡ⸝ɞ̴̶̷ ·̮ ɞ̴̶̷⸝ᐡ)⸝⁺⊹

last thing i ate: chocolate cake !! n ice cream

last place i went: target LOL

last video game i played: minecraft~

tags 💬 : @yumanohime @yumangel @fumaid @takiyoru @jyuugoyasmine @kvegawari @okamitenshi @ikigaijo (not required!)

[novalunarabem]

Reblogged from @royal-dere, reblogs removed for scrolling convenience

Last song: Live in Life by Will Stetson

Last series/movie: Disney's Descendants

Last thing I ate: Egg, cheddar, & sausage sandwich from Starbucks

Last place I went to: Canadian Tire

Last video game: Project Sekai

Tags: @hasegawa-shiori @tsugura @stqrrin @sleepy-sodazzz @choco-raspberry @rho-229 @enananx3 @ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3 @piko-chan @i-am-basement + open tags

[choco-raspberry]

oooo tyy for the tag!

Last song: Black Knife by Toby Fox

Last series/movie: Ice Age

Last thing I ate: Eggs and Potatoes

Last place I go to: Safeway

Last video game: Cookie Run Ovenbreak

Tags: @novastarfox @sophiaisadumbass @panfandomgoblin

[sophiaisadumbass]

thanks for tagging me!! Last song : Fan Favorite (feat. Joshua Waters) by LonesomeCowpoke Last series / movie : if we're counting comic dubs then Astro's Disgusting Addiction (I really love this comic, I feel bad for Astro though 3:) Last thing I ate : Strawberry cake a few minutes ago, actually!! Last place I go to : QuikTrip Last video game : Forsaken, sadly </3 Tags! @animal-gal-adventures @guppygalaxy @hyperfixate-and-procrastinate

[guppygalaxy]

Thx for the tag!

last song: “it takes two to tango”

Last series/movie: GOAT

Lat thing I ate: eating ramen while posting this

last place I went: lake near my house

last video game: block tales

@iliketoseamooveit @artymyellatheoddball @anewbieartist356 @yoopsity

[artymyellatheoddball]

Last song: Sonic Heroes by Crush 40

Last series/movie: JoJo

Last thing I ate: Sweet bread with goiabada; right before I noticed this post

Last place I go to: Shopping Mall

Last video game: Bloxodachi Life

@dragoncat91 @peculiarlyplural @cg920fire

[dragoncat91]

Thanks for tagging me!

Last Song I listened to: Pokemon Colosseum Link Battle 3 (Hoenn Champion)

Last movie I watched: Zootopia 2

Last thing I ate: Kraft Mac N Cheese with hotdogs

Last place I went to: Burger King

Last video game I played: Pokemon Heart Gold

@2ofpentacles @skelezomperman

[dragoncat91]

Flash Fiction: Judith's Advice

My Self Care Saturday attack! Judith mentors Claude's children and gives extra care to prepare his daughter for being a woman on the roundtable.

“Judith, I don't know how to do this.” Collin tapped his pen on the side of the paper. Giselle rolled her eyes and huffed beside him.

Judith looked at the paper. “You know how to do basic geometry. You know how to find the area of a rectangle. You can't pull the wool over my eyes, young man. Your father tried and failed.”

Collin snapped his mouth shut.

“To tell the truth, and this is between you and me,” Judith lowered her voice. “Your father was barely passing. If the war hadn't started I'm not sure he would have graduated.”

Giselle gasped and almost knocked her books off her desk. “No, you're kidding.”

“Most days he was too busy lollygagging. And getting into everybody's business but his own.”

“That's not what he told us.” Giselle said.

“I spent enough time around him that I figured out what came from his mother, who I already knew, and what came from his father.” Judith walked between the twins' desks and stood there. “Giselle, you got one of the triangles wrong. Remember the hypotenuse goes from the point to the middle of the longest side.”

Giselle whined and scratched the mistake out.

Holst walked in followed by Hilda, who was holding a tray of cookies. “Good afternoon, Judith,” he said. “You're not being too strict on these kids are you?”

“It's spring break and she's making us do math.” Collin protested.

“Can't we do history or social studies instead?” Giselle asked.

Hilda put the tray of cookies on the table near the desks and walked back out.

“Okay, pop history quiz!” Judith grabbed a pad of paper and pen. “Holst, you can participate too. Kids, if your uncle gets more correct answers than both of you combined, you're studying for another hour. If not, you can go out to Derdriu and walk the town. Get ready! Okay! During the founding of the Adrestia Empire, the sky dragon Seiros had a human champion, Wilhelm. Wilhelm and his wife's first born was named?”

“Lysander?” Collin guessed.

“Lycaon.” Holst said.

“One point for Holst! Who was Claudia von Riegan?”

Giselle slammed her fist on the desk. “Influential figure in the Crescent Moon War, became archduchess, and an ancestor of mine!”

“Grandma would have named Dad Claudia if he was a girl!” Collin added.

Judith smiled. “It's tied now! Name the Gautier margravine who led Faerghus against Sreng in 895!”

Holst scratched his head. “Zoe?”

“Oh, Laetitia Zoe Gautier.” Collin said.

“Should I give your old uncle a half point?”

“No!” Both twins shouted.

Judith snickered. “Two to one, kids' advantage.” She grabbed an hourglass. “Flash round! Name all twelve crests that come from Nemesis and the Ancient Elites! Go!”

“Riegan! Daphnel!” Giselle shouted.

“Goneril!” Holst added.

“The Beast, now known as Maurice!” Collin whooped. “Blaiddyd! Gautier!”

“Gloucester!” Giselle added. “Charon!”

“Oh, Flames.” Holst said.

Giselle nearly shot out of her seat. “Lamine! Fraldarius!”

“Dominic!” Collin added.

The hourglass ran out of sand. “That's eleven to two,” Judith said. “Holst needs to go back to school.”

“I could have gotten more. They were rapid fire.” Holst smiled.

When the twins decided to go to different shops in Derdriu and separated, Judith pulled Giselle aside at the cafe. “I want to give you some advice away from your brother. Woman to woman.”

Giselle blinked and took a seat.

“It's about the roundtable. Things that I didn't even teach your father. I'm sure you're aware, but a woman on the roundtable won't be taken seriously as much as the men. It's wrong, but it's the way it is.”

“They have to, Dad has named me next in line to lead House Riegan.”

“They might respect you to your face. But behind your back they'll expect you to marry one of their sons and pop out heirs and then they'll see you only as a wife and mother.”

Giselle thought about a certain handsome Gautier boy. The food arrived and she poked at her pasta.

“Landon was trying to court me,” she said. “I figured his dad was encouraging him to do so. He didn't seem into it. I intimidate him.”

Judith smiled. “Atta girl. You need to be intimidating.”

“But House Riegan is important, so it will need to live on. I don't mind continuing it, but it will be with a man I love and trust and on my own terms. House Daphnel...Judith, what's your plan?”

“I will train a successor. I'm too old to bear children. But we're straying from the topic.” Judith took a bite of her garlic bread. “You need to know they're going to talk behind your back. Don't let them intimidate you, you keep intimidating them as much as you can. Don't take their bait. Be tactful and tell them off without swearing as much as possible, lest they label you the 'angry vulgar woman'. Keep going into that room with confidence and, to be blunt, bigger balls than they have, yours are displayed proudly on your chest.”

Giselle took that advice into consideration.

[horizont604]

ファイアーエムブレム暁の女神

エリンシアとユリシーズ

[textsfromtheemblem]

[dragoncat91]

@kradeelav

[wijkation]

Announcing a new Fire Emblem prompt meme!

I am excited to officially announce my project, the Fire Emblem: Beyond Fodlan Prompt Meme! It's a chill AO3 challenge to celebrate Fire Emblem games with fewer numbers of fanworks! If you're interested and want to learn more, check it out here:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Tag game reblog this and put Baby’s First Blorbo in the tags like who was the first Character to move into your head and live there back when you were still figuring out how to tie your shoes

[phantomrose96]

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

[phantomrose96]

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.

[making-friendos]

I wonder if the pokemon universe has doodle breeders…

[shamebats]

Cats getting caught doing crimes

[flipocrite]

it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

[mettatonsass]

PSA DO NOT USE PORTABLE GAS HEATERS INDOORS!!!

Hi this psa is brought to you by my boss nearly killing us via carbon monoxide poisoning.

Heaters like this are labelled for Indoor/Outdoor usage, however that indoor label is misleading af.

Indoors in this context means a drafty garage or car port, not your living room or bedroom. Unless the room you're in is well ventilated with fresh air, don't use this fucker indoors.

Please reblog for visibility, this could quite literally save a life.

[kradeelav]

⚔️ FE: Tellius Location Resource

a 54 page Fire Emblem: Tellius resource with a travel time cheat sheet, labeled map routes for both games, and collected backgrounds/CG/map layouts organized by location. for any fanwork needs from one fan to another. enjoy ~

different versions available to download below:

📁 all files (individual jpg & pdfs) 🔗 high res pdf (139 MB) 🔗 low res pdf (20.5 MB)

[dragoncat91]

An old acquaintance from Deviant Art has made this! She's done a fantastic job!

[dragoncat91]

Merry Nagamas!

Naga Claus has arrived! I could not be happier with my gift from handstoreachwith! They have delivered to the Dimigrid canoe in such a lovely way, I love how my two are looking at each other!

My giftee was SmolPidge, who wanted awkward confessions/getting together and had a lot of options of ships to choose from. I wrote them this Lapcryst fic.

Thank you to the @nagamas arrangers for this lovely event! Will participate again!

[gayrobinhell]

[thehumanwiki]

guess what i am continuing to put onion headlines onto pokémon and you can’t stop me

AND BEHOLD

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 6, Part 7.