Totally random

[yessu]

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

[citiesthatburn]

[surprisebitch]

now this is true friendship

[billiebob-rob]

tru love

[thriveworks]

Dog Thoughts (see 10 more)

[some-sort-of-ecologist]

[paininmyassachusetts]

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

[racistspiderman]

Yes

[paininmyassachusetts]

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

[racistspiderman]

Horse.

[volcel-official]

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

[paininmyassachusetts]

And what would the offspring be like?

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

I hate all of this

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

This is the last thing you see before you die

[jayykesley]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

[yourownpetard]

This is pretty par for the course honestly.

[black-girl-against-feminism]

My Tumblr quit on me when I tried to re log this.

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[capnskull]

the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

lol oil drum cringe

[pr1nceshawn]

Turning Your Tinder Profile Into A Strip Tease.

[baby-lugia-deactivated20250102]

@slime-moon

[advanced-procrastination]

This dude is in 3008

[argumate]

I appreciate the level of commitment he had to this concept.

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[likeafantasy]

[psych-the-tv-show]

iconiiiiiic

[felwinter-deactivated20190201]

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

[aminoasinine]

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

[khakiemu]

[marisatomay]

[marisatomay]

[gothicprep]

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

[writing-prompt-s]

A group of dragons get together to play Offices & Managers.

[silver56]

Is this where The Office came from?

[rainmonarch]

dragon: i put dweight’s stapler in jello

dm: roll for sleight of hand

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment

[dovahhoe]

That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂

[hennypendergrass]

He finna beat his ass

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

I can hear the “aye chill bro chill I’m just playing”

[vaults-of-zin]

@setheverman

[the28thadvocate-deactivated2022]

I did not expect that

[ruinedchildhood]

@setheverman