god hates me!

claire | she/her

[pien-art]

Regina </3 She just wanted to be free :C

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[pien-art]

MADAM MAYORRRRR

[wtpmmm]

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[gaypeople]

i think they have a crush on each other

[baker-chan-senpai]

i was drawing some lesmand but nicki didn't approve and had to interfere D:<

[normalbrothers]

when i die please mention that i really loved drinking diet coke

[azure-alter]

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[nlogrightsactivistt-deactivated]

your 14 follower blog is silencing queer voices

[sailermoon]

“besides, I have a sister.” top contender for one liner that makes me so emotional

[sailermoon]

i can’t explain why that last sentence always feels like a punch to the gut but if you get it, you get it

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[jubigiuu]

My attempts at drawing devil's minion

They drive me crazy