don't make me look bad

23; intj; she/her; tired grad student.

[purplehazeplaysoffasamsung]

Don’t assume you know me based on 8,000 confessional posts.

[anonymousalchemist]

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

[bajn]

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

[puranijeans]

Aditya | Geet

[dramaintherain]

KIM TAE RI | Space Sweepers (2021)

[charminglyantiquated]

wanderlust and what you could become

(they’re pen pals for the rest of the traveler’s life)

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[1dietcokeinacan]

[knifefightscene]

🤡

[fulviavincit]

[outlawmen-deactivated20220512]

Today I learned Jake Gyllenhaal should be murdered.

[lmaonade]

we should be able to rotate desktop programs freely

[lmaonade]

i want to use my computer like t his

[slimeking64-deactivated20210513]

let me show you a program called Compiz that Linux users have access to:

are you sure you want this chaos on your computer?

[ashestoashesjc]

do i want to live in an early 2000s film’s idea of what a hacker’s computer looks like?

[motoyuuri]

unrestrained summer fun

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

[divorcedwife]

widely detested female character my beloved

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

you will never be too much for someone who can’t get enough of you

[goldrushzukka]

i just think if i have to decide what to have for dinner one more fucking time im gonna start throwing things

[blond-shell]

Alexis Hands™ (part two)

[auckie]

Fucking hate clients and customers and employers and buyers and sellers like go die in hell

[lesbianherstorian]

“one day, i was reading a book about lesbians and my son came into the room and asked me to read from the book to him. so, i began to read to him, and the word lesbian came up somewhere in the few paragraphs that i read, and he said, “what’s a lesbian?” and i told him, “a woman that loves women and makes a life with a woman as a companion.” so he said, “oh, so that’s what you do.” i said, “yeah.” he said, “so that means you’re a lesbian.” and i said, “yeah.” and he said, “but mommy, i thought you were a virgo” from the documentary film choosing children: launching the lesbian baby boom, 1985

[magnetictapedatastorage]

#only a child raised by a lesbian would say that 😭

via @nocountryforlesbians

[writing-prompt-s]

Humans have been giving their pets god names for millennia, not knowing that they actually bestow upon them the gods power. But it’s divided amongst all pets with the same name, so ultimately quite harmless. This morning, by a quirk of fate, yours is the only cat named Zeus.

[lesbitomboyish]

Potential crisis prevented- my cat is already neutered.