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[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

I hear the sound of a glass bottle gliding smoothly across a frozen lake. I say, "No, it can't be...". I look behind me. What i see is downright Aykroydian.

[targetedknowledge]

[bippus]

pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

[official-pussy-posts]

Official Pussy Post

[bippus]

This shitty little gimmick blog existed just long enough to be tagged on this post and hang itself on my doorstep

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[cryptotheism]

[guy whose parents are a Christmas elf and a dracula]: I just feel like I don't belong anywhere

Me: that's rough man I'm sorry

ElfDracula: I'm still white though, right?

Me: you gotta get off those forums man

[ewoly5]

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

[gunsandfireandshit]

[christianstepmoms]

[pokemonstadium2]

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

[grox]

Spore tribal stage

[dogpuppy]

[kittycatblast]

every fucking day this happens to me and i'm sick of it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[theprimeministerofamerica]

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[foulserpent]

by the nine we arefuckking under attack!!!!!!!!!

[foulserpent]