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[ilyapasta]

Enough about sadness and the closet! I think Shane Hollander is an absolute ball on vacation. I think he likes that vacation is an organized time to relax, sanctioned off from training and working and winning. When he actually lets loose, like when they go to Ibiza after the wedding, he’s the guy in the bar who’s like “gimme a drink with a little umbrella in it Ilya, like in the movies” and he and Ilya are the type who would meet like a random couple in their hotel and talk to them at the bar for hours and see them in the lobby and be like “oh look it’s you! Enjoy the sunshine!” And Shane would post a screenshot of the weather app showing 80 degrees and sunny every day to instagram and be like “when will it end amirite?” And he’s got the sunscreen and they’re on a gay beach and he realizes he can put sunscreen on Ilya’s back and they’re just a couple guys on vacation with other apathetic gays and for the first time he blends in while being his real self! He’s got so many patterned shirts and tiny shorts for Ilya to ogle him in! He wants to get fucked every day but he also wants to go on excursions to waterfalls and shit! Think of their inside jokes from vacation! For months into the next season they’re like “that guy with the penguin statue is coming to get you” and nobody knows what the fuck they’re talking about! Shane wants to see the world with Ilya outside of hockey rinks! And maybe inside. Ilya there’s a game in Switzerland just over the border I think we can make it—

[tayasui-mono]

Obsessed with how Shane only ever acts grumpy and spoiled with Ilya and his parents. He's brattier and singularly foul mouthed with Ilya, of course, they're peers and Ilya is an asshole. But he literally never calls anyone else insults throughout the books or the show. He's like, oh look at me, I'm Mr. Hockey, Mr. Canada, I'm the best sportsman you will find on this planet :) and he sees Ilya and he's like "fuck you, you asshole!!!" While turned on to a 100. I also love that he gets so snappy with Ilya. He's like, well why aren't you doing exactly what I would have done in your place?! And Ilya's like :/ omg you needed to undress YESTERDAY. Shane's so nice to Rose, so gentlemanly. He looks at Ilya and goes ":) well I'm gonna fucking kill you! :))" like he's SUCH a little brat and he doesn't have to hide it with Ilya because Ilya loves it. Ilya wants him like that. And how dare Ilya complain anyway? He should be doing whatever Shane wants him to do.

[starlightshadowsworld]

I just know that Sally Jackson had a bloody aneurysm learning of Jason’s name. That woman made sure to name her son after a Greek hero that had a rare happy ending because names have power.

So imagine her meeting this sweet little friend of Percy’s that was named after a hero that lost all favour with the gods and died alone on a ship.

And was sailing around on a life or death quest on a ship of that same name.

Jason’s just like oh yeah my dad named me and Sally’s smile almost cracks.

[sabis-posts]

Camp Jupiter is military school while camp half blood is that one public school with metal detectors that has multiple fights every 5th period

[dranktwocoffees]

"nico hated annabeth because of his crush on percy" does nico know that

[dranktwocoffees]

piper not being particularly good at surfing and saying she wouldve quit if it werent for it being a way to spend time with her dad... her offering to teach annabeth and hazel later on.... its not a passion or anything she just associates it with bonding with her loved ones and wants to share it with annabeth and hazel ................................... im emotional

[friedwizardwhispers]

People are acting like we won't get a lot of percabeth in season 3 ? And... Yes, absolutely Annabeth is not going to be there that much (I hope they find a way to include her more) But we have an entire story about Percy freaking out about Annabeth being gone ?? we have Percy season 2 episode 6 but like the entire season ???

It is Percabeth angst, the season guys. He was ready to confess at the end of the book. Athena scared him out of it.

[akiyamadiaries]

just got started with pjo sea of monsters and im fucking giggling because what do you mean this boy has a picture of annabeth pasted on the front page of his school notebook that he stares lovingly at in the middle of class like a soldier that left for war

and he says annabeth sent him that picture via email. SO THIS DUDE DEADASS WENT AND PRINTED IT AND PUT IT ON HIS SCHOOL NOTEBOOK?? and im told they don’t get together till like the last book genuinely what the fuck was percy doing

[the-yaoi-princess]

despite how much of a valgrace shipper I am I need ppl to understand that Leo is NOT bf material. The only material he is at the moment is therapy material. he doesn't need a relationship he needs an anti depressant

[coquettemouseevil]

GUYS WHAT IF...

What if Jason and Leo...

Held hands...

And KISSED!

[cafeineinmyblood]

and then I go and spoil it all by sayin' something stupid like "where's jason"

[drdoofenshimrtz]

ok ok ok

i'm really in pjo feels right now and i've been seeing a lot of anti percabeth posts

one of the main points people keep bringing up is that they have nothing in common (there are many other points i disagree with, but i haven't seen anyone argue about this one yet so i will)

and guys, lets take a minute to think about it. percy and annabeth have been through two wars in from the ages of 12-17. percy was kicked out of school after school till the age of 12. annabeth ran away at 7 to go to a war camp. other than architecture for annabeth and sea life for percy, they have had zero time to really develop hobbies and interests that they didnt have from a young age

now, they're starting to become a little more free. they have more breathing room. of COURSE it looks like to us readers that they don't have anything in common, because they don't have much of anything at all! now that they're able to really find themselves and figure out who they are without the threat of impending doom over their heads, i'm sure they would be able to find stuff in common other than being demigods

also, we have to remember that they were also friends for like 4 years before getting together. they didn't have to become best friends. there were full months after their quests that they spent together at camp, and it's not because they couldn't be friends with other people.

another thing is their ambition. i have heard so many people say that annabeth craves more adventure while percy just wants to chill out. not true!!! maybe it was true for young annabeth (although you can argue the point that it was true for young percy as well, reading tlt), but she is quoted mutiple times in hoo to be saying things like "i just want a nice quiet life with percy" and "we can settle down together" like she clearly has similar priorities to percy. and btw, percy is not without ambition!! he just has never had the time to figure out what those ambitions are. but just looking at his personality, his priorities, etc, you can see that he's not going to stay at home and be a trophy husband while annabeth conquers the world. they both have personalities and goals outside of each other, and what people are doing is either assuming those goals aren't compatible or they're changing those goals to fit their perceptions of percabeth.

[connabeth]

annabeth taking the initiative to bleat like a sheep and nudging percy to follow suit has the same energy as the “I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle.” scene we didn’t get from season one—i really appreciate a) her comedic timing and b) percy resigning himself to just do whatever she tells him to do

[drdoofenshimrtz]

so i know a big part of annabeth's character is being smart and intelligent and wise, and we know those priorities do come from the fact that the wisdom goddess is her mother

but have we ever thought about how she also works crazy hard at school and is always trying to prove herself because her dad is a professor and she thought that being smart and making good grades might get his attention :(

[drdoofenshimrtz]

if you think about it, jason dating piper instead of reyna kind've parallels if percy got with rachel instead of annabeth

[drdoofenshimrtz]

guys

GUYS

percy and annabeth are in their senior year. senior year means prom. percy is gong to prompose to annabeth with a cheesy poster with a pun about owls and a romantic dinner and they're gonna dress up and go to prom together

[drdoofenshimrtz]

so we all know percy's birthday is august 18th, and this is also his and annabeth's anniversary

so i just have this vision of them going all out for each other. like percy will hire a choir of sea creatures to serenade her in the morning and will like randomly send her flowers the whole day and he'll try to take her out to a fancy dinner but he can't because annabeth tied him up so he doesn't walk in on the massive surprise party she's planned for him. and annabeth leaves little gifts for him everywhere he goes that day so he finds them randomly in his pocket, on the ceiling, tied to riptide, wherever.

i just love the idea of them trying to outdo each other for the birthday/anniversary combo every year