This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card
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This fucking guy.
The funniest response:
Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
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Love Begins

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Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
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Stranger Things
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@dreamm-escape
This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card
(source)
This fucking guy.
The funniest response:
Chidi having an existential crisis on top of ten other already existing crisises my beloved
am i insane or should masks be mandated for hospitals as a permanent installation. a forever institution. always. covid is an irrelevant factor when hospitals are always full of both very sick and very immunocompromised people..?
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itās a kitty hurricane.Ā
im the robot
Again, this is even funnier if you know what a fucking production nightmare, with a possible curse attached to it no less, this robot prop was for the Doctor Who crewā¦
I want to know about the cursed robot
So the robot isnāt a guy in a suit, itās an animatronic/puppet thing, and it wasnāt built for the show. In fact, no one knows who built it, one of the producers just FOUND IT ONE DAY in a building near the studio. It had apparently been built for another production that was cancelled and then just left to gather dust. So they thought āoh cool, letās make this dumb robot the Doctorās new companion, itāll look neat and weird, everyone will have a gas with it.ā NOPE. Kamelion was incredibly complicated to operate, so they assigned a guy named Mike Powers to figure out the best way to go about it. Apparently he did a great job streamlining Kamelionās operation, and then he promptly died in a boating accident (which is where the ācurseā idea comes from.) He didnāt leave any notes or instructions, and the show was already behind schedule, so they had to rush Kamelionās scenes into production with no idea how it worked. It was a gigantic pain in the ass to use, took forever to set up, and needed constant upkeep and repairs. Everyone hated working with the prop, to the point that before Kamelionās first episode even aired, they had already decided to kill him off later in the same season. Peter Davison, who played the Fifth Doctor, had the most scenes with Kamelion, and absolutely hated it. When Kamelion dies, the Doctor is really sad, but Davison said later that it was one of the best acting jobs of his career, because in reality, he was absolutely giddy with joy at being rid of the thing.
tl,dr: In the 80ā²s a Mystery robot prop built by unknown hands caused chaos on the Doctor Who set.
finding an abandoned mystery robot and bringing it home, leading to death, is the most doctor who plot ive ever heard
gonna start saying āyou couldnāt make x movie todayā but for reasons unrelated to political correctness
you couldnāt make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane
At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this
If I knew this existed, I would wear this for my psychology classes.
It exists and you can buy it HERE!!!šš
@shiftythrifting
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I've had enough of society being catered to morning people.. it's time for everything to be pushed back like two hours
Or you could get off your ass and rise with the sun. You'll feel better if you fix your circadian rhythm and eat food that's actually good for you
Brevity is the soul of wit & this was so damn creative
[ID: a woman stands in front of a hell landscape cgi. she's talking to someone out of view; "... Not supposed to be here, I'm Hindu, I'm supposed to be reincarnated, I told you this bef-"
She's cut off my a section of Lil Nas X's song Montero, specifically the line "... Me in the the mornin', i'll be on...". As the line plays, she looks to the side down, as if something nearby is falling. The music fades in, gets louder, and fades back out. She pauses after it fades all the way out.
"Who the fuck was that??" End ID]
āI told you this beforeā implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past
everytime she dies she has to go through this whole long process of paperwork and bribery to get reincarnated
Classic sea shanties like:
"I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off."
"I got off the ship on the dock but I know I'm going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck."
"Storm."
"Big storm."
"Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I'm feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn."
"Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp."
Not to forget crowd favorites like:
"Pull harder or we are all going to die."
"Bad working conditions."
"Fucking pay me my wages, you asshole."
And the perennial favourites:
"God I Need A Drink"
"I Am Drunk And Cannot Find My Clothing"
"Listen To This Cautionary Tale Of: Don't Fall Overboard"
"My Sweetheart Has Left Me, Guess I'll Go Be Miserable At Sea"
"Whale. Big Fish."
"The Food Sucks. So Do The Wages. And The Mate Is A Bastard."
"Spent All My Money, Oops."
"Our Ship Can Kick Your Ship's Stern."
"Shipwreck."
"Nautical Gibberish That Was Probably Once Actual Words, Maybe."
"Hey, Remember That Guy? He's Dead."
"I Have Not Seen A Woman In Six Months."
"Mapquest Directions, But Rhyming."
"Whatever You Do, Don't Go To Sea. Goodbye, I'm Off To Sea."
Get you one who can do both š
i can delete the tiktok app now. the algorithm will never understand me more than in this moment.
this is the funniest prayer iāve ever read, i would give anything to see Godās reaction to this
The Holy Spirit, the Paraclete/parakeetā¦..makes sense.
I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames