Deflowered, Boy

Dreamu | 25 | Here to relive the glory days

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[grum20k-deactivated20170113]

the reason

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[pealeii]

(looking at a gay couple) which one of you drowns their guilt and grief in substances and which one is consumed by an inescapable feeling of uselessness

[librarychair]

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[lambylingames]

tossing these sketches i shared with discord forever ago into the wild since i'm still not in a place to draw much ~__~ was really in a mop little guys-mood for a while.........

[instamatik]

[radlogaga]

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

[doctordragon]

This text post is so Him

[ruuari]

revel in the rallying cry of the dragon slayer

[synnthamonsugar]

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

[druidonity2]

tracing cat pictures with wrathion to try and challenge my art block. its fun.

[taraxippos]

Akira bike sliding on a horse

[taraxippos]

concept art

[taraxippos]

concept art

[insomniac-arrest]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

[insomniac-arrest]

stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[treecitysessions]

Trying to make birthday plans when you’re someone who really cares about your birthday is so humiliating just hitting people up like hey do you mind proving to me that I’m loved and there’s a place for me in this world for the anniversary of my birth this weekend

[pekingopera]