DrifloonHat

I have BIID and will sometimes post about it

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

looking at amputation and prosthetic pictures in envy.. totally normal experience

[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[miablurry]

Sure, trans representation is good, but how about making BIID representation that doesnt just get washed up into Apotemnophilia

[drifloonhat]

You know its bad when your entire support structure is; a man that looks like if the Pringles man worked for lays, a suicidal goth, and the Tumblr moots

[badbungoustraydogaus]

BSD but they all get emotional support animals

karl is going to have so many friends

[drifloonhat]

Byakko is just a cat tho

[drifloonhat]

Nikolai as a philosophy professor

Nikolai, about to hand out a pop quiz: quiz time

Student Atsushi: *fisheye*

Student Akutagawa: *coughing loudly*

Student Higuchi: sir, are you alright

Student Kajii: *blows up*

Student Ranpo: already solved it

Student Dazai: *drowning somehow*

Student Chuuya: Ducking' mackerel

Student Kenji: I'm just happy to be here

Nikolai, handing out the test: this one's an easy one

The test: free will motherfuckers, do you have it

Student Sigma: *elbows Fyodor*

Student Sigma: *passes out for a whole two books*

[lewisdeklein]

It’s a shame Dazai can’t nullify Natsume’s ability, it would have even pretty funny

[drifloonhat]

He can't pet Byakko either

[whatcha-thinkin]

Assuming you had access to perfect medical care at no additional cost, which of these would you want most?

fix my eyes

fix my heart

fix my lungs

fix my blood

fix my hormones

fix my limb(s)

fix a different organ, tags

fix my brain chemicals

get this unwanted growth off / out of me

there's no fixing me, It Is What It Is

nothing about me needs to be fixed

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2024

Tell your stories in the tags, if you want to share!

[biidingmytime]

This is a callout post for um

My brain

For being meanies to me

[biidingmytime]

Stop making me want to cut off my own leg, fucker

[drifloonhat]

Kunikida and Chuuya at their weekly Dazai partners meeting

Kunikida: so then he tells me that he forgot his wallet but I see it in his pocket

Chuuya: he did that at a car dealership once

Kunikida: you made him leave, right?

Chuuya: °-°

Kunikida: Chuuya?

Chuuya: •-•

Kunikida: *shaking Chuuya*

Chuuya: ×∆×

[verrucktsystem]

Kind of gross that people with BID wanting adequate medical care and life saving surgeries to treat their dysphoria instead of being sent around the goose run of nerve blocks simulation and ineffective therapies and drugs is being called “unnecessary surgery to seem ill.” But what can you expect.

[drifloonhat]

Imagine ranpoe on a date night without Karl

Mushitaro: what do you want to do

Karl: *shrugs*

Mushitaro: do you want to play chess

Three hours later

Ranpo: mushitaro, why is Yosano here, and why are you passed out drunk

Karl: *Karl noises*

Poe: I told you not to beat people in chess anymore

[xekacore]

This is hilarious 🦝

Did Mushitaro really drunk text Yosano?? XD

[drifloonhat]

Karl texted once mushitaro ran out of liquor

[drifloonhat]

Imagine ranpoe on a date night without Karl

Mushitaro: what do you want to do

Karl: *shrugs*

Mushitaro: do you want to play chess

Three hours later

Ranpo: mushitaro, why is Yosano here, and why are you passed out drunk

Karl: *Karl noises*

Poe: I told you not to beat people in chess anymore

[randyjadeyaoi]

everyone get more aromantic NOW

[raventhecrispy-offical]

*loads up the garlic bread canon*

Aye aye captain!

[drifloonhat]

Sigma: you need to shoot the fake Fyodor

Nikolai: quick, say an absolutely insane sentence in a Russian accent

Fyodor 1: every city has its rats begging for some cheese

Fyodor 2: Kolya, shoot the other one then we can go to another room so you can fuck my anemic ass until I die

Sigma: that one is clearly the fake

Nikolai: please let me keep him

[drifloonhat]

Dazai, with the black lizard, walking o to a gun shop: can I have (any kind of gun)

Cashier: may I see if

Dazai, handing over id:

Cashier: the store has a no Dazai policy. Please leave

Tachihara: Can I buy a (same kind of gun)

Cashier: how do I know you won't give Dazai a gun

Tachihara: ???

Cashier: his plot armour means that every time he comes and buys a gun, then tries to shoot himself, it misses and breaks our windows

Dazai: #OWO#

[guerrillatech]