"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
running low on bronze, which city should i sack 🤔?
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👤 ugarits-finest-merchant-deactivated11770102
man, fuck you guys
#y'all hear anything? #...must've been the wind
🔁 wenamun-of-waset
☀️ wenamun-of-waset
cities these days just don’t respect the will of Amun like they used to… back in the days of Pharaoh people used to ACTUALLY pay the gods some respect!!
🌲 byblosiophile
for the last time, we are not giving you free lumber
☀️ wenamun-of-waset
but i hauveb no money 🥺
#i only wish to carry out the will of amun :( #its not my fault i was robbed in a tjeker town :(
🔁 uhhaziti-up-top
👩 ankhesenamun1348 Follow
I am a widowed and marriageable Queen 👸!! I am looking for a prince 👑 that’s ready to be tamed like a wild beast 🐺 tamed to be a pet 🐶 and never look back on the past life…
👤 4thbestprinceofhatti-deactivated1324051
o shit fr?
🛡️ uhhaziti-up-top
they fuckin got his ass LMAO
#yet another L from the land of hatti #bet egypt gave him plague too
🔁 kaškan-nicely-here
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at the store 🤪 anyone want anything?
⚔️ you-wanna-piyame
mmm get me some of that sweet sweet iron 🤤
🌞 the-great-king-of-hatti
whgat the fuck. is that my house???
🐎 kaškan-nicely-here
move your feet, lose your seat 😌❤️
#not our fault you went to invade syria again lol #no takebacksies
🔁 littletirynthianpig
⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler
boat :)
#alashiya please lock in... my city is running out of bronze :(
🔁 eteocretan-eccentric
👤 cretan-cowboy-deactivated1450082
who up leapin they bulls
⛰️eteocretan-eccentric
never forget what the ahhiyawa took from us 😖
#they even stole our perfectly good syllabary
🔁 littletirynthianpig
🐷 littletirynthianpig
was anyone going to tell me there was more land to the west or was i supposed to just sail out there myself
🐷 littletirynthianpig
anyways look at my little hesperian piggy!!! #mylittlepiggy
#kind of a hassle to get him here but oh well #all in the name of major street cred
🔁 alashiyanbronzeboiler
🚣 ahhiyawan-adventurer Follow
starting to think this whole syllabary thing is a scam, we should ◊◊◠◡◉◡◠◊◊
🚣 lukka-this-boat
so true! i think △▼△▼◎▼△▼△
⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler
#mom come pick me up the aegean is actin weird again
🔁 wenamun-of-waset
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can everyone quit harassing tjeker posters on here over that egyptian guy whining about the “will of amun”… OP literally stole 30 deben from us last week 🙄
☀️ wenamun-of-waset
no + its all in your head + all further communications must go thru my lawyer (the beautiful cypriot hostess who has granted me safe harbor)
#gods forbid a man carry out the will of amun-re #smh
🔁 sherden-my-herden
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“oh no, the sea peoples are taking all our stuff!!” weak shit. the solution is simple: if you can’t beat em, join em. take to the sea ❤️
🌲 byblosiophile
instructions unclear, i am now in carthage
⛵️sherden-my-herden
what the fuck is a carthage
#is that some sort of new plague? do you have a salt deficiency
⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler
hey everyone, i’m here to announce that bronze ingot commissions are now CLOSED. i was dicking around in my forge the other day and found something way cooler & cheaper. more to come soon!!!
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