DrIIm0

Gloria !

[c0rpseductor]

i feel bad making this kind of post but i am pretty mega-fucked right now and i desperately need a hand. i’ve been trying to do commissions to keep myself afloat but it hasn’t been enough and i’ve still got bills and necessities to take care of which i really, really can’t - i have about $3 to my name right now and a $65 phone bill coming up in a week.

i’ve been unemployed for a while now after my temp contract ran out with my last job. i took a job recently that i really couldn’t continue to do for any length of time, as it was way too strenuous for my abilities. i quit, and i’ll be getting paid a little for the few hours i did put in, but that’s not until the 19th. as i mentioned, i have a $65 phone bill on the 15th, and also need to have money on hand for food and other necessary things like that. i don’t have any family members to rely on in that regard - i live with my mom, but she’s also really strapped for money.

i’m still doing same-day pen sketch commissions for $10 apiece (examples here) if you want anything in return, which i understand people might. other than that, unfortunately there isn’t a lot i can offer and i wouldn’t be in a position to pay anyone back.

my ko-fi is here and i also have a paypal ([email protected]). if you can’t help out, just reblogging is more than enough. i really appreciate you reading this far!

[c0rpseductor]

just as an update:

i’ve gotten a decent amount of help so far and really appreciate it! i paid my phone bill a little early to have it out of the way. i’m still getting paid on the 19th, but i’m also still short on cash and unsure of when i’ll have work again.

this post seems to have lost traction so if you can’t help or afford a sketch, it’d be really great if you could give it a boost! i’m not in quite as dire of straits as before, but i still definitely need some help ;0;

ofc thank you for reading and thank you to everyone who’s lent me a hand so far, i DEARLY appreciate all of you and your help!!!

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[easy-revenge]

Wouldn’t mind some happiness in late March.

[the-minecraft-funnies]

had to consult the ancient tome before i started making any potions

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[secondaryblogfortrickster-grrrl]

THIS IS A TUMBLR RELIC! ALWAYS REBLOG!

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[ilosemygrip-myfocus]

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

[gemstonedgoddess-deactivated202]

THANK YOU MONEY PUP 💖💖💖💖

[foxyymulderr-deactivated2022101]

i just gotta i’m sorry

[thetinyfruitbat]

Never not reblog money doggo

[musinvenusian]

Uhm pls?

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

No on'es gonna point out that that bank account with the Black Panther wallpaper was called “bofa”

[driim0]

Eh, let's try

[virgil-anxiety-yikes]

Hey, please stay safe

[supernaturaltakeover]

SIGNAL BOOST

[crowsciphers]

Small account but my followers might have big accounts, idk so spread the word

[fuchsiamae]

@driim0 i can’t find the ask again on mobile, but your prompt was getting drunk or ghosts

you get both, and neither in the way you asked for

-

“At Aperture, we bring the future to you!”

Her bones felt heavy. She groaned as she lifted her head.

“And if you want the future today, for just $60…”

What did you talk me into this time? Her tongue tasted stale, felt thick in her mouth. She was no lightweight anymore. She must’ve had most of a bottle by herself.

“I’m Cave Johnson, and your future is now,” said the tape player on the desk.

Because he was dead. Right.

Her chest clenched as if warning tears, but none came. Dehydrated, she thought, oddly detached from her throbbing head. That would explain the worsened hangover. She must’ve cried herself dry.

Her eyes felt salty and swollen. Hauling herself out of the desk chair, she squinted her way to the office’s private bathroom, gulped some aspirin, and chased it with handfuls of water until she could see. She knew without looking that she must be a tearstained mess — but when she glanced up to the mirror, the face she found didn’t look much worse than the night before. Haggard and pale, but that was normal these days. Bloodshot eyes, of course, but no one had looked her in the eye in weeks. A little rouge, a touchup to her lips, and she’d be ready for another workday.

The thought made her feel… nothing. Hollow. Which was a relief.

She turned and ventured back into the office. No mirrors hanging here, thank God. They sat by the door with their faces to the wall, leaning on boxes of his old things. Photos, trophies, framed press clippings. Desk toys, documents, souvenir mugs, notes scrawled on napkins and empty envelopes, long-lost pens. Some boxes said “Storage.” Some said “Burn.”

He’d pitch a fit if he knew she was doing this. But he was dead, so he didn’t get a say.

The broad, polished surface of the desk looked alien without his clutter — unnaturally clean, like no one had ever lived there. The last thing on it was the tape player, which whirred softly as it rewound the tape inside. She couldn’t remember what compelled her to go through the cassettes in his desk drawer last night. The box she’d moved them to had said “Storage,” for posterity’s sake, but she’d scratched the label out and written “Burn” instead.

The player clicked as it reached the beginning. “Welcome, gentlemen, to—”

“Shut up.” She jabbed the eject button. It spat the tape at her, and she tossed it into the box with the rest. The hollow plastic clattered. She hoped it broke.

A pang of guilt rose up at the thought, but she refused it. Dead men don’t take offense. She would not be ruled by ghosts.

Or spirits, she thought, without smiling. Who had she spent the night with? Jack Daniels, Jim Beam? She never bothered to check the label. The oiffending bottle sat on the floor beside the cassette box, where she must’ve dropped it — the last open bottle in his liquor cabinet, almost full last night, now almost empty. He hadn’t planned for her to finish it alone.

Then she understood her drunk, lonely logic, and she hated herself for it.

The intercom buzzed on the wall behind her. Already? She pressed the button and responded, “Go.”

“Custodian, ma’am,” said the voice on the other end. “If you’re all set, I’ll come move that stuff for you.”

She looked at the blank walls, the bare furniture, the pile of junk by the door. She meant to say yes, but what came out was, “Maybe later.”

A single finger of amber liquid lingered at the bottom of the bottle. She took it by the neck and drained it. He’d hate for it to go to waste. Then she picked up the box of tapes, tucked it under her arm, and got up to leave, turning off the light before closing the door behind her.

[driim0]

wow My heart got destroyed, but I loved it. I'm falling into this hell all again. Thank you for this new beautiful art !

[goodmorningaperture]

Hello ! Could you please do 132 with Caveline ? Your previous Caveline writing really killed me (in a good way), so, maybe you could maybe write it in a more happy way ?

132: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ”

I swear to you, that despite what you probably think about me, I don’t even like writing angst! Also, someone else who likes Caveline! I’m living!

Not to say that Cave doesn’t like the long hours sitting in his office and working through the budgets by hand with his lively secretary, because he really does, but he is at wits end here. If he maybe had any to begin with.

It started out as a habit in the early days of the company, and they just never quit doing it, because it was relaxing. As relaxing as math could get, anyways. Which was more than Cave had originally expected.

Afficher davantage

[driim0]

Omg Thank you so much, it's so cute ;u; I really love your writing, and this made me love it even more ! And yes, Caveline is such an great ( and destroying) ship !

[goodmorningaperture]

Dear Aperture

Tears still involuntarily leaked from her eyes, falling into the otherwise clean white of her blouse, or on the heavy desk that she could not bear to call her own. They were burying him right now, she realized. And she wasn’t even there.

She would’ve followed him to the very end of the earth-no, the universe, and still she hadn’t been there, not when he died, not when they buried him. Part of her realized that he had been gone long before his heart had stopped beating, but either way, she had never gotten to tell him goodbye.

They hadn’t even parted on good terms, she had been so angry that he had expected her to go through with the GLaDOS project. She did not want to live forever, not without him.

But now, she found or more resigned to the whole situation. It was written in his will, of course. It was a legally binding last wish, and up even if she fought it as hard as she coukd, it would be to her dying breath. If nothing else, Cave was thorough when he wanted to be.

Resigned, yes. There was nothing left for her, the way Aperture was going, theyd be financially dead within a month or two. The company has been going down this road too long to fix it now. Other than that, the only that had brought her purpose was Him.

It was so strange to think that he was gone. How could the world take away such a big thing, with such a big presence? How did it go on without him? Caroline figured that she had two options now, and one was sounding far more appealing than the other.

The first, of course being to go on living for what could easily be as long as another twenty years. Caroline could fight His will legally,and say it was unethical. It could hold uo, so long as the judges did see the irony in her claim. She could ring in  a new century, and ride this whole Aperture train for as long as it would go. She didn’t really want to, but a long time ago, she could see herself being happy with it. now, she supposed that she could fake it long enough to live out the rest of her natural life.

The second was to submit, and to go easily to the lab where they would transfer her consciousness to the GLaDOS chassis. Caroline wasnt sure what would happen then, or what it would feel like. There had been a lot of screaming in testing, and so she doubted it would be anything pleasant, but somehow she couldn’t bring herself to feel anything but indifference.

She chose the second. It didn’t matter anymore.

[driim0]

oh my, seems like my heart is broken again. Great job !

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

[saranghwa-deactivated20190606]

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR BLOG THEME

[winwincity-deactivated20200412]

For anyone that needs this!

[cabinet-dude-deactivated2019091]

Please it’s gREAT.

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[hashpaw]

As someone who’s worked in the industry most of my life, I can easily say this is the best thing on the internet.

[goodmorningaperture]

Sad Caveline

She’s got a phone in one hand, talking quietly but firmly to the investor in the phone, and in the other hand she’s mixing the contents of a pill into a glass of water and praying it doesn’t taste like anything.

And God, if she has to explain one more time why her boss can’t trek all the way out to California to meet about the budget, she’s going to burst. It’s been to long of a day for this. Again. Yes, he’s sick, and no, they aren’t sure when he’ll be better.

Caroline knows he’s not going to get better. It isn’t like he’s told her, but it’s easy enough to see, the way he’s coughing up blood and then hiding it from her, or struggling to even get out of his chair. It’s been like this for months and it can only be a matter of time.

With that knowledge, she feels like she’s about to die herself. 

[driim0]

Short, but great. Thanks for the Caveline feels ;u;

[driim0]

GLaDOS: If you have 12 apples, and you give 6 to a friend, what do you have?

Wheatley, through tears: A friend

[dragonshost]

falling in love with the character sasaki isaburo was a fucjing mistake because i’ve seen what happens later

[driim0]

ikr ;~;