I’d Give Godzilla A Big Ol’ Hug

Writer. Real funny dude ha ha ha. He/him btw I enjoy manga, literature and all sorts of stuff that is related to writing. 21 unfortunate years old amirite fellas

[strawberryblondie-locks]

DOROHEDORO DAY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the post that keeps on giving (via @zenyeetaa):

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[trapcard]

Katara could easily defeat Azula with bloodbending if she wasn't such a liberal -_-

STOP

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[aikawaforehead]

aikawa my beloved... yep i made him a TOOL fan

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[swagophile]

ⓘ Princess Tip: You always look cuter with pouting. Try using the pout action on nearby peons to get what you want!

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

The boy makes you a heart locket... and you kill him.

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

[darkditzy]

happy pride month everybody

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Speed Ratliff as the Boom Operator for SAW (2004)

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[falafelka]

[despazito]

[orpheuslament]

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up